[LP CYOA] Spiral

[Nevill]

I am a bit concerned about the announcement.

“The curfew is now in effect. All patients are to return to their rooms. Patients must not linger in the corridors. Wardens will now be patrolling the corridors. Patients must not linger in the corridors. All patients are to return to their rooms. The curfew is now in effect.”

Sounds like these wardens are trouble and we might want to have a 'safe space' to fall back to if things get hairy.

But then again, sitting in this room accomplishes nothing, so there is little reason for us to return here. There might be other rooms, where the rest of our crew is staying. Maybe warding off this particular one is unnecessary.

 

[Baltika9]

Whoever doesn't make it is unworthy of salvation, so I'm not sure what your problem is.

 

[Nevill]

Well, my problem is that we jumped from the roof and sticked our dick in crazy finger in a revolver.

It does not bode well for our chances...

 

[Baltika9]

You're absolutely right, Nevill. We are way behind on our daily dosage of XTREME. Time to step up our game, just like Liam Nii-san taught us.

 

[Nevill]

You know what makes us XTREME.

- We first revealed our - by then just rabbit-sized - teeth when Mori-senpai first graced us with his attention.
- We murdered Taketatsu because Mori-senpai trusted us with a revolver and said to go forth and pop moles for Great Justice during the first night.
- When Mori-senpai left us during the second night, we became so depressed that we have thrown ourselves off the building.
- We were the epitome of XTREME during the third night, no doubt in hopes that senpai finally notices.
- We have stuffed a thermometer in a zombie's ear and gave up an arm - twice, in fact - to prove our worth to Him.

Everything we achieved we owe to Him, and our failures stem from lack of Mori-senpai's guidance.

Mori-senpai is love, Mori-senpai is life! We need to find Him ASAP to further encourage us and to lead us to GLORY.

 

[treave]

We are way behind on our daily dosage of XTREME. Time to step up our game, just like Liam Nii-san taught us.

Unfortunately Liam Nii-san's moves won't cut it here, not against ghosts. You cannot kill that which has no life.

 

[Baltika9]

But we can punch the shit out of them, so that will have to do.

 

[treave]

It's not very XTREME to weaken something with a magic book then punch what is effectively a helpless corpse.

Well, in someways I suppose it's XTREMEDGY, I guess.

 

[Baltika9]

I'm open to suggestions.

 

[treave]

If only there were other grimoire wielders who would try to get in flashy spell duels with you, only for you to Liam Nii-san them because while you can't Nii-san ghosts, flesh and blood sorcerors can be very Nii-san-able. :australia:

Ah well, we can't have everything.

 

[Nevill]

If only there were other grimoire wielders who would try to get in flashy spell duels with you

Are there?

We must assemble our harem library!

 

[Baltika9]

Okay, I have a plan: we let the office lady have the book so that we can Nii-san her. Then there's that CEO dude, Cooper himself and hopefully some zombies.

 

[Nevill]

Okay, I have a plan: we let the office lady have the book so that we can Nii-san her.

Ei is not some cheap pulp magazine to pass her over to hungry, perverted and ugly office hags.

We have a bond with her, you know!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Okay, I have a plan: we let the office lady have the book so that we can Nii-san her.

Ei is not some cheap pulp magazine to pass her over to some hungry, perverted and ugly office hags.

We have a bond with her, you know!

Power demands sacrifice.

 

[treave]

You mean, something like:

A. "You wanted the book? Here you go. Catch!" You toss Ei at Kayano, and while she is distracted by the flying book, you run up and punch her in the face.

 

[Baltika9]

There is no XTREME in punching an office lady in the face. First, we let her become a powerful witch. Then we punch her in the face.

 

[Nevill]

Punching the face is so uncool. This is a nurse's lounge, right? Any stethoscopes around?

We'll turn this into a Manhunt yet!

Anyway, I see Ei has an ability called 'Chains of Celaeno'. Is that the one that allows her to hide/manifest at will?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

There is no XTREME in punching an office lady in the face. First, we let her become a powerful witch. Then we punch her in the face.

Dude it's an office lady, you have any idea how much she can torment you with a tax audit?

 

[Nevill]

There is no XTREME in punching an office lady in the face. First, we let her become a powerful witch. Then we punch her in the face.

Heresy!

Suffer not a witch to live, powerful or not!

 

[treave]

There is no XTREME in punching an office lady in the face. First, we let her become a powerful witch. Then we punch her in the face.

How do you know she's not already a witch?

Anyway, I see Ei has an ability called 'Chains of Celaeno'. Is that the one that allows her to hide/manifest at will?

Yes.

 

[Baltika9]

Dude it's an office lady, you have any idea how much she can torment you with a tax audit?

Good thing we don't pay taxes, then.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Dude it's an office lady, you have any idea how much she can torment you with a tax audit?

Good thing we don't pay taxes, then.

That'll just make it worse.

 

[Baltika9]

And have no taxable salaries or properties inside of Japan. Sometimes it pays to be a criminal.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

And have no taxable salaries or properties inside of Japan. Sometimes it pays to be a criminal.

Yes, it pays. TAXES.

I'm just saying, eldritch abominations and ghosts etc. can at least get your blood pumping out of fear, fury, whatever. An accountant? They'll show a trial balance, an income/loss statement and then smash your skull in with a ledger as you struggle to stay awake.

 

[Baltika9]

Yes, but Shinoseki is immune to mathemagiks, particularly the crowd control skill tree.