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[Baltika9]

The way into the BDS obviously lies through Yunzi's bed. And I think if we play our cards right, we can actually use her outrage against the BDS to get her to tag along with us for infiltrating them and, from there, make her skip out on the Cult's challenge. It would look terrible for them if their Holy Maiden was busy living an assassin's life of booze, sex and rock'n'roll instead of defending their honor, wouldn't it now?

I'm still butthurt that we didn't go for "get drunk and punch tigers in the face" Jing. That was an even more monumental display of faggotry than not peeping on Yunzi in her bath.

 

[Nevill]

Waiting for the eventual "still butthurt for not going orthodox" and "still butthurt for not going Scholar/Doctor/Rogue".

Butthurt. Butthurt never changes.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Eh, since we are kissing it in both cases I'm voting to just get it over with fast. Starting with Yunzi will give more time to our luck to fuck us over somehow. We should kiss her afterwards to shut her up when there isn't an imminent danger, to share with her some of the experience (and slime). And preferably then run away before she can retaliate. Anyway, if we ever need to chose on our hero’s love life, between an obsessed girl that is absolutely devoted to us and has already saved our life at least once and a girl that is working against us and shows her affection by kicking the shit out of us on multiple ocasions, I'd prefer the former. Sorry Yunzi shippers.

Voting B.

 

[Kipeci]

I am still butthurt for not going as Dog Doctor.

 

[Nevill]

Eh, since we are kissing it in both cases

We are not. The choice does not imply that, and our character has no reason to.

Anyway, if we ever need to chose on our hero’s love life

We don't.

[...]girl that is absolutely devoted to us and has already saved our life at least once[...]

Twice, actually. Once when she got Yao to help us, the second one was in Songfeng when she nursed us back to health. We would have bled to death otherwise.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Er, yes we are. Both choices clearly state that we are going to kiss the demon. I wouldn't use "it" to describe Yunzi after all. She may be a tsundere with a superiority complex and keeps hitting us for no reason, but she's not "it".

 

[Nevill]

Ouch. My bad.

In either case, kissing her afterward is not something guaranteed.

Honestly, what has our YOLO-brother become? He refuses to peep on girls, refuses to kiss them, and smothers helpless old men to death. The end is nigh.

 

[LWC1996]

B

 

[asxetos]

Guys why are you going with B?
As I see the options now, they are like this:
A. Finish the quest by destroying the ghost and get the girl
B. Finish the quest by destroying the ghost and ignore the girl
C. Finish the quest by running away

I thought we were going for the full harem ending :/

 

[Nevill]

I think they are secretly hoping for:
B. Finish the quest by getting a toad demon, ignore the girl.

 

[Azira]

A

 

[Azira]

It'd be poor form to ignore our betrothed, would it not?

 

[Rex Feral]

A

 

[TOME]

how are we going t explain to Yunzi why we didn't go to her right after the tournament? Or do we let Yu tell her about our little trip to whorehouse?

 

[Azira]

Why not? He can tell her that we came there to sell prophylactics. Foul-smelling ones at that.

 

[Rex Feral]

Maybe there's more to this choice than it seems. Maybe by kissing Yunzi first we'll get to transfer the demoness in her body or something. Hope not. A would be totally awesome.

 

[Baltika9]

how are we going t explain to Yunzi why we didn't go to her right after the tournament? Or do we let Yu tell her about our little trip to whorehouse?

How about she starts off with telling us why she didn't stay with her tribe. And why is she with some Cult of questionable integrity, last time we heard of an Indian cult it demanded huge orgies of it's Holy Maiden. She has a lot of explaining to do too.

 

[TOME]

I'm going to be extremely butthurt if we missed orgies yet again.

 

[Jester]

Is it pie or frutti di mare on plate?

 

[Jester]

I'm going to be extremely butthurt if we missed orgies yet again.

We will make our own orgies, with blackjack and hookers.
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or harem thats works too.

 

[Stygian Lurker]

A

 

[Smashing Axe]

B
We're a proper upright gentleman much better than lowlifes like Bai Jiutian. Besides, we should be a one woman, or no woman man.

Restore Xu Jing's purity.

 

[Esquilax]

Waiting for the eventual "still buthurn for not going orthodox" and "still butthurt for not going Scholar/Doctor/Rogue".

Butthurt. Butthurt never changes.

The butthurt from going unorthodox seemed to decline drastically due to a combination of Zhang Jue turning us into a complete fucking badass and us managing to establish contact with the Masters of the more bro schools.

 

[Kipeci]

Zhang Jue was one of the best things to happen to us in this LP thus far, I await the Christmas special eagerly!

 

[Baltika9]

treave, when are the polls closing? I'm fiending for these updates.