Well, here we go, I've had a lot of trouble with this so far, hopefully from here on out, it can go a bit smoother. Without further ado:
Damn straight I approach with confidence, I mean look at this badassery! I will destroy-
Just SHUT UP, you fucking MORON! *sighs* Well, let's just carry on, my... friends *coughcough* Enemies *Coughcough*
Whoah, dude, y'alright?
Nothing, just allergic to idiocy.
Ahem! Forward on ye adventurers!
Here we see the entrance to the fist floor. Beautiful, isn't it
Here is the first combat of the game! Safe to say, we should exit unharmed, right?
Seriously? C'mon! This'll be too easy
E...even I have to agree on this one...
Well, looks like it's going great guys!
Oh yeah? Well, I'll take it out with this!
Oh yeah, totally man, totally...
Pfft. Weaklings.
Later, during a Rest...
Umm... Nerevarine?
Yes? Oh, Dovahkiin, what is it? I'm very busy meditating...
Well.... Umm... Er.. That is...
Yes, what it is it? Well, spit it out!
Goddangit! Don't you know how hard this is for me? *sobs*
Hey, hey... It's alright. I'm sorry I was so harsh. What's wrong?
I need your
help.
Help
I need to know how to
fight in this game.
Fight
*sobbing again* It seems like your just picking out the
key words and repeating them exactly back!!
*smiles* Key words. Therein lies the secret my friend. Ponder on that.
Later...
[Intelligence] We should open this one first.
[Intelligence] Well, no shit. [Perception] You're actually a dumbass.
What could that mean? Is it a riddle, Agent?
Only if you're an idiot. The amulet carries a seven-use revival enchantment. Better use it wisely.
[Intelligence] So, what you're saying is, the amulet will revive us seven times.
[Perception] Dumbass.
Gods, what are they doing?
[Intelligence] They don't know what we're doing.
[Superiority] We're doing stat checks.
From finding out what a stat-check is, two of our heroes get a level each:
And from passing their's:
And on that wonderful note, we part from our heroes' adventures.
Postword: Sorry for any faults in the quality. I was half asleep while writing this. Next one should be better.