Genma:TheDestroyer
Arcane
Chapter List
Part 1: Hostile Negotiations
Part 2: Getting Mah Money
Part 3:The Akadama's Long Decline
Part 4:Backdoor Is Not Always Best
Part 5:Traitors and Ninjas and the Government! Oh My!
Part 6:Someone Gets Assassinated and Genma has an Orgasm
In the waning years of the Last Age of the Sword, a samurai born on a certain day to uncertain parents wandered alone, without explanation into an outpost known as the Rokkotsu Pass, ignorant of the role he was to play in that area's history.
No, scratch that. My mistake.
Welcome to my LP of Way of the Samurai 1. It's been a good number of years since I last played this, so I'll be going into it halfway blind. I honestly can't remember all the twists it takes to get to the the better endings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1p7nNVlXTE
The intro, in all its low-res Youtube glory. Enjoy.
This being the first run, the rattiest character combination seems the best choice. Looks like someone straight from the samurai gutter.
His clothes just scream 'come get me', probably not the best idea where he's going.
As for the sword...it's not like we have much choice.
We begin our story with a peaceful bridge, on the outskirts of an outpost that...well...
Here comes our leading man now.
Fresh from begging for scraps and digging through the bins behind the last roadside inn, presumably.
He's here for all of a second, and already something interesting is happening.
Kidnapping in progress, or kinky sexual role-play? You decide.
Now he could ask what's going on, jump straight to conclusions and
stop whatever this is, or see if there's room for one more.
This is a hard luck era for samurai, and these are obviously a group of go-getters who know what they want. How 'bout it fellas?
That came out wrong.
I think we may have offended him.
Yup.
"Oh you bastard. Do you know what I had to do to get that?"
Even I have to admire that.
"Seriously guys, you're not going to leave me here, right?"
"Guys?"
"Well fuck."
Wiggle, you sword wielding hobo, wiggle like you're a middle aged soccer mom playing Wii Fit to burn off that Big Mac fattening her butt cheeks!
"ASSHOOOOLES!"
"Oh you know, inspecting the line for faults in the rivets and-"
"Dick."
Y'know, I forgot what most of the characters in this game were like. It must have been intentional because otherwise I would have kept coming back to kill them.
Good samurai, but horrible at grammar.
I always had the theory that Kitcho killed Squall and stole his jacket. Also that he was a closet queen. I mean, look at him.
:/ Yeah.
Introductions are important, but first..
"Weaboo."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Let's find out what the situation is, shall we?
!!!
He takes this to mean 'could you repeat yourself', while I actually meant 'WTF'. Yeah, I've been recruited into this.
"Mah money."
I'm sure the way Kitcho dresses had nothing to do with it. Or maybe Kitcho's like this because of childhood trauma. Hm.
"Yeah, I don't think about it enough each day. Thanks for that."
"I kinda wish you'd left me on the tracks?"
"Whee, hard candy here we come."
"I should have just kept on walking at the bridge."
Part 1: Hostile Negotiations
Part 2: Getting Mah Money
Part 3:The Akadama's Long Decline
Part 4:Backdoor Is Not Always Best
Part 5:Traitors and Ninjas and the Government! Oh My!
Part 6:Someone Gets Assassinated and Genma has an Orgasm
In the waning years of the Last Age of the Sword, a samurai born on a certain day to uncertain parents wandered alone, without explanation into an outpost known as the Rokkotsu Pass, ignorant of the role he was to play in that area's history.
No, scratch that. My mistake.
Welcome to my LP of Way of the Samurai 1. It's been a good number of years since I last played this, so I'll be going into it halfway blind. I honestly can't remember all the twists it takes to get to the the better endings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1p7nNVlXTE
The intro, in all its low-res Youtube glory. Enjoy.
This being the first run, the rattiest character combination seems the best choice. Looks like someone straight from the samurai gutter.
His clothes just scream 'come get me', probably not the best idea where he's going.
As for the sword...it's not like we have much choice.
We begin our story with a peaceful bridge, on the outskirts of an outpost that...well...
Here comes our leading man now.
Fresh from begging for scraps and digging through the bins behind the last roadside inn, presumably.
He's here for all of a second, and already something interesting is happening.
Kidnapping in progress, or kinky sexual role-play? You decide.
Now he could ask what's going on, jump straight to conclusions and
stop whatever this is, or see if there's room for one more.
This is a hard luck era for samurai, and these are obviously a group of go-getters who know what they want. How 'bout it fellas?
That came out wrong.
I think we may have offended him.
Yup.
"Oh you bastard. Do you know what I had to do to get that?"
Even I have to admire that.
"Seriously guys, you're not going to leave me here, right?"
"Guys?"
"Well fuck."
Wiggle, you sword wielding hobo, wiggle like you're a middle aged soccer mom playing Wii Fit to burn off that Big Mac fattening her butt cheeks!
"ASSHOOOOLES!"
"Oh you know, inspecting the line for faults in the rivets and-"
"Dick."
Y'know, I forgot what most of the characters in this game were like. It must have been intentional because otherwise I would have kept coming back to kill them.
Good samurai, but horrible at grammar.
I always had the theory that Kitcho killed Squall and stole his jacket. Also that he was a closet queen. I mean, look at him.
:/ Yeah.
Introductions are important, but first..
"Weaboo."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Let's find out what the situation is, shall we?
!!!
He takes this to mean 'could you repeat yourself', while I actually meant 'WTF'. Yeah, I've been recruited into this.
"Mah money."
I'm sure the way Kitcho dresses had nothing to do with it. Or maybe Kitcho's like this because of childhood trauma. Hm.
"Yeah, I don't think about it enough each day. Thanks for that."
"I kinda wish you'd left me on the tracks?"
"Whee, hard candy here we come."
"I should have just kept on walking at the bridge."