Ah, fuck it, then.
Part Two
Prologue
The Inconnu looks up from his book.
He’s dressed in the full uniform of a royal steward, the jacket of which is now beginning to look just a touch creased as he slouches across the velvet chair.
“Erkenwald,” he says, smiling. “About bloody time. Where’ve you been, then?”
The new arrival, wrapped in a dripping plastic mac, closes the door of the Palace state room carefully behind him before grunting, without a great deal of warmth,
“Evening, Bartholomew.”
“Lizzie and Phil had a late appointment, you see,” Bartholomew says, indicating his uniform without waiting for the subject to be raised. “Handing out medals to heroic citizens. Well, I was bored, so I thought I’d dress up and come along with them. Did the introductions. I really had no idea,” he adds, with considerable relish, “of the triumph in their eyes when I say their name out loud. Does it matter, in the end, that they’ve been acknowledged by a so-called queen, even though she's only pretending she gives a shit that they exist and everybody knows it? Of course it doesn’t, but they lap it up all the same. Probably a moment they’ll remember for the rest of their lives.”
He sniggers.
Erkenwald, pointedly ignoring him, begins to unzip his mac.
At Bartholomew’s feet, the short, bespectacled, withered old lady in a lilac dress, coiled up on the carpet like a cat, stirs, opening her eyes, and yawns.
“I haven't touched her,” Bartholomew says, charitably, “if you’re hungry. But you didn’t tell me what you’ve been up to these past few nights, Erkenwald. I’ve been bored silly, kicking my heels round the palace by myself.”
Lizzie whimpers, in a high-pitched, nasally aristocratic accent, stroking at his calf, gazing up with apparent yearning,
“But I’ve taken such good care of you all this time, Bartie, dear…”
“Of course you have, my dear,” says Bartholomew, stroking her primped white hair, “and I appreciate it. But I think we’d all have to admit that you’re hardly at my intellectual level, wouldn’t we? And your husband, bless him, gets confused every time I try to have a half-intelligent conversation with him.
It isn't your fault, really - it's only nature."
Erkenwald steps out in front of the fireplace, and lingers there, letting the heat of the flames dry his dull Victorian suit.
Above him, in the place of a long-removed mirror, hangs a faded tapestry; blood-red, and plain. At its heart, intricately woven, is a depiction of a decapitated stag’s head, pierced through from top to bottom with the tip of an iron spear. On the beast’s forehead rests a crown of ivy.
In spite of himself, he raises a hand to touch the tapestry for good luck.
“You know,” Bartholomew whines, from behind him, “I really think you might-”
“I’ve been out in the city,” Erkenwald snaps back, without turning. “Watching. Monitoring. Our duty, Bartholomew, one you continue to neglect.”
Erkenwald stalks back across the room, treading water into the priceless Persian carpet, and slumps into the nearest easy-chair. Lizzie gives him an enraptured smile, raising a wrinkled hand to stroke at his knee.
Bartholomew asks, almost coyly, like a child that knows it's been naughty,
“Find out anything juicy?”
Erkenwald feels a sudden, unexpected tremor of hunger. He rarely needs to feed, not these days, not since Golconda…but there’s still pleasure to be found in the sharp, sweet taste of the vitae.
He leans forward and begins to fumble at the buttons on Lizzie’s sleeve.
“The Camarilla is…stable, for the moment,” he says, quickly, rolling the cloth back. “Samantha Eames’ political bloc is powerful enough to dominate the council, but it won’t last much longer than the summer – August at most, I should think. One or two of her allies already distrust her, and they’re beginning to scheme themselves. And Eames is getting herself into a tangle. She thinks she has one of the Fallen under her control, Caine help her.”
“And does she?”
Erkenwald snorts, making a sharp, indicative movement with his head.
“The Anarchs are, as ever, hopelessly divided,” he continues, running his fingers down the assorted pock-marks criss-crossing the old lady's wrist. “Meanwhile, the Sabbat has let caution fly to the winds – it’s begun to entice outsiders into the city to bolster its ranks. But their presence won’t be enough; it may even weaken the unity of their organisation. The Cardinal knows it, but he also knows that the packs will expect to retaliate against the Camarilla once autumn comes and the nights begin to lengthen once again. When they do attack, it'll be an outright disaster, one that may force them into the shadows for as long as a decade." He takes a breath. "There is a foreigner in the north-west selling doctored blood. Oh – and last night, a group of Kine workmen hid a medium-sized incendiary device beneath the foundations of the Olympic stadium in Kensington. I suspect it’s unlikely to be found in time to prevent the intended deaths. Anyway, I’ll type it all up and get it sent back to the Council for tomorrow night.”
He dips his head to Lizzie’s exposed wrist, and begins to feed.
Bartholomew chuckles merrily to himself, kicking his feet up into the air.
“Oh, London,” he says, with a smile that’s just a little tender. “Sweet bloody London. City of shadows, city of rain. Forever changing...and always the same.”