TheEntitledOne
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Inside the castle
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We get back to the courtyard.
The remaining enemies are at the castle itself…
Our troops are trying to get in but Toma himself is keeping them back.
Sir, we've wiped out the enemy soldiers and monsters in the courtyard, but...
The enemy general Toma is blocking our entrance by himself. It's quite admirable I must say. He's the very model of a true warrior.
What the hell are you doing praising the enemy, you incompetent!!
Alright, I'll defeat this Toma guy, so call off the incompetent soldiers.
Shut up, I can't lose.
Let's go, Sill.
Yes, Rance-sama.
Ahhn, Lia's coming too.
Princess... really...?
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Hm...?
What the hell, aren't you the cowardly commander who tried to run away!!
You can't run anymore this time. Why don't you become some of my experience points?
I swear on my name, I will not let you pass. Come, boy.
You geezer!!!!You're a waste of resources! Die!!
Unfortunately for him he is completely outnumbered, and he isn’t much stronger than Minerva anyway.
RANCE ATTACKK!!!
Thus, Hellman’s finest falls at the feet of the future God-Emperor.
GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We go in.
It's about as big as Maria-san's tank.
This monster is....
Is something wrong, Maris? Do you know it?
It's just like Maris to know that.
So what, it's just a big monster.
No, there's no way it could be here. If it was brought here, there's no way it could be living inthis climate. Why is it here...?
....Stop going on about difficult stuff. It'll all be the same if we kill it.
Let's go, we'll kill it.
A couple of Rance attacks and he is down, but…
summon as many monsters as I want."
Magician “Transference device activate!!"
Shit!
But Darling, we need the experience and gold, so it's not totally pointless.
(No shame on grinding, even Royals do it!)
Princess Lia, now's not the time for that.
Rance-sama.. what should we do? There'll be no end at this rate.
.......
But instead of going straight ahead, we can surround the enemy…
There are several stores back.
The stores are owned by Rance 1 NPCs.
There is also a door towards the center of the castle.
It’s probably a shortcut to the summoning room.
But traps block our path…
....Hmmmmm, this is annoying.
This is another trial from God. Let's overcome it somehow.
No way it's god. This is because of a sadistic game designer.
But what are we gonna do...??We can't get in through the front because of all of the monsters. This is the only path we can take to get back up.
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Rance-sama....
(65,535 IQ. Suck it Cleve)
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XX...XX...XX
XXX.XXXX.XXX
Rance-sama, are you thinking about something perverted???
Nn... Sill, lemme touch you!!
I jumped onto Sill like a wild animal and groped her breasts.(Grope grope grope grope grope)
Aahn, Rance-samaa. Not here.. please stop.
...He's going mad 'cause he's trying to think seriously. Geez.
Oh, that's right.
What is it, Maris?
???
What?
I think it was somewhere in the Eastern tower.
I see, then let's go get it.
………
To the East tower then…
……
Poison antidote... there are only strange creatures in here.
The first floor is for livestock. The antidote should be in the weapon storeroom on the 2ndfloor.
The red things are supposed to be cows or something…
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We climb to the next floor…
We find the armory.
Some of our cannon fodder is blocking our way.
We find the potion storage room.
I found it.
Maris took a bottle from the shelves.
That's the poison antidote?
Yes, this is it. If you drink this, the poison won't affect you for a short while.
Amazing, amazing!
Is there enough for everyone, Maris-san?
Wait!!
??
What if there's poison in it?
...I don't think that's the case.
....How devious... that's pretty dark....
Then what should we do, Rance-sama?
Let's see.. Maris, you drink it first. I appoint you poison tester.
.......
Do your best, Maris!
..Th.. there isn't any poison.
Saying that, Maris gulped down the medicine.
...How is it.. Are you in pain??
.......
What is it.. Maris?
..........
So it was poison after all. Then let's look for something else.
...It's fine. Really...
It seems there was no poison, so we all drank the antidote.
...........
With the antidote in our systems, the poison is not dangerous.
We give a nice surprise to the summoner.
A very nice surprise.
We kill the last monster too.
Now our troops can enter.
We make it to the second level.
Hey, Darling. I have a room I want you to see, come here.
Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and started walking.
Hey now, where are you taking me?
A good place.. kya!
What's this huge room?
This is Lia's room, isn't it nice and big?
........
Rance-sama, it's as big as our house...
...It's not always bigger is better.
It's important to have valuable things displayed that give a room a sense of elegance. Right, Sill?
Yes.
Rance-sama, look at this...
Lia grabbed my hand and started walking again.
...It isn't a dirty picture, so I dunno.
Maris, explain it...
Yes, this was drawn by the now deceased master artist Husky Ueda-sensei, and is called [A Dream and Heaven].
Its wonderful colors and design.. touch the hearts of those who see it. It's said to be worth about 200,000 gold currently.
That's amazing, Rance-sama.
Isn't it amazing, Darling? Do you love Lia even more now??
.......
That's just like you, Darling. Lia hates this weird picture too. I'll throw it away later.
More importantly, Darling. I have something even better, come here.
Lia grabbed my hand and started running again.
Do you know what this is, Darling?
Hmmm, a hot spring pool.
Nuh-uh. This is Lia's personal bath.
Whaat!!This huge thing is your personal bath!!
Let's go in together next time, Darling. Kya, how embarrassing!
Yeah, we could have a bath orgy with like 10 people.....That'd be nice... the ultimate pleasure!
Rance-sama.....
I'll let you join too, Sill, don't worry.
Ehhhh, I wanted to have fun with just Darling and me...
Then, over here!
Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and ran off again.
Oh, there's a Rance-sama doll there.
...Hey, why is there a doll of me here?
Ehe, I imagine it's Darling and sleep with it every night! Aren't I adorable?
(Anatomically correct?)
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I want one too...
And then, next is!
...Ye-s. Then Darling, when the war is over I'll give you the tour again.
………
Oh, like what?
Let's see.[The ABCs of S&M], [Call Me Your Queen], [How to Deceive Men][Weekly Ero Ero].
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Princess!!
Lia shows us her underwear collection…
There is nothing else of interest in this level.
Rance-sama... There are a lot of needles.
What the hell is this...?
It looks like the Helman Army is using Leazas Castle's defenses. This is going to be a problem.
Defenses...??
There are defenses deployed in the 3rd, 4th, and 5th floors to impede enemies headed to the highest floor.
Isn't it amazing? Leazas Castle's the best!!
It'll be tough from here on.
Eh?
What? We can't get to the 4th floor...? Tch.
There's another way. We just have to deactivate this floor's defenses.
I see. That's annoying, but it's the only way. So where's the deactivation device?
Then we're going to the highest floor.
That's impossible, Rance-sama.
Of course it is, dumbass. Don't you get my jokes?
Kyahahahahahahahaha.
Then let's go.
....At that time.......
“This is no good, I still don't have enough power. I won't get any stronger no matter how much blood I drink from girls like this."
“........."
“Bring me some higher class women. Women who overflow with power."
“Yes ma'am."
“And Chaos."
“I destroyed Chaos..."
“Noce, destroy Chaos completely right now."
“As you wish."
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We get back to the courtyard.
The remaining enemies are at the castle itself…
Our troops are trying to get in but Toma himself is keeping them back.
………………
Unfortunately for him he is completely outnumbered, and he isn’t much stronger than Minerva anyway.
Thus, Hellman’s finest falls at the feet of the future God-Emperor.
We go in.
A couple of Rance attacks and he is down, but…
summon as many monsters as I want."
Magician “Transference device activate!!"
Shit!
(No shame on grinding, even Royals do it!)
.......
But instead of going straight ahead, we can surround the enemy…
There are several stores back.
The stores are owned by Rance 1 NPCs.
There is also a door towards the center of the castle.
It’s probably a shortcut to the summoning room.
But traps block our path…
(65,535 IQ. Suck it Cleve)
I jumped onto Sill like a wild animal and groped her breasts.(Grope grope grope grope grope)
………
To the East tower then…
……
The red things are supposed to be cows or something…
..........
........
We climb to the next floor…
We find the armory.
Some of our cannon fodder is blocking our way.
We find the potion storage room.
Maris took a bottle from the shelves.
Saying that, Maris gulped down the medicine.
It seems there was no poison, so we all drank the antidote.
...........
With the antidote in our systems, the poison is not dangerous.
We give a nice surprise to the summoner.
A very nice surprise.
We kill the last monster too.
Now our troops can enter.
We make it to the second level.
Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and started walking.
Lia grabbed my hand and started walking again.
Lia grabbed my hand and started running again.
Saying that, Lia grabbed my hand and ran off again.
(Anatomically correct?)
………
Lia shows us her underwear collection…
There is nothing else of interest in this level.
....At that time.......