Update 2: Infodumps, Words and Kai
But before we get to the words, enjoy a whole bunch of pretty pictures from the surprisingly good opening movie.
There are a whole bunch of short anime-style clips throughout the game, and they're downright excellent. It's just annoying that you get quite a lot throughout the beginning stages of the story, and they're almost non-existant by the end. And there's some stuff at the end that deserves prettiness.
Cryptic Infodump Time, brought to us by a narrator who won't turn up again for the rest of the game!
: Once, there was prosperity.
: Three tribes thrived of old, and gave birth to divinity.
: Then, there was war.
: The rift between god and mortal cut through the tribes like a blade.
: Then there was desolation.
: A vast emptiness, and nothing more. Two centuries went by…
: People survived, and pushed back against the edge of oblivion.
: Until today…
Yes, boys and girls, that's our moon in the future. I fully expect Star Wars jokes to be flying everywhere.
:In the middle of a bright sky, a shadow covered the moon. And the forgotten ones swooped down from the heavens.
Say farewell to the narrator. Pity, he actually has a good voice.
Welcome to Dairon City. We’ll be spending a lot of time here.
This is Kai. He's a HUmar with a surprisingly laid-back, friendly personality who I'll be talking about more at the end of the update. He also carries a fuck-off huge Gunblade.
: Where do you think I learned how to use one in the first place?
: You always were very by-the-book. Not that I’m criticising, mind you, but it wouldn’t hurt you to relax a little.
: Actually, the Guild would probably fall apart if all it’s hunters were as laid back as me. I guess you’d better stay who you are. Don’t ever change! Now, I know we both know the answer already, but I have to ask.
: Are you sure you’re prepared to join the Guild as a hunter?
: Good answer. I’ve got high hopes for you, Shir.
Basically, the human story assumes that you know Kai. I generally prefer to think he trained us, which is why he keeps such a close eye on our progress and basically acts like our big brother. But your milage may vary.
: But I know you’ll do fine with or without me here yakking at you.
: How well you know me.
: But let’s stop by and see the mayor, for starters. He’s also the head of the Hunter’s Guild, you know.
: You’ll need his permission before you can officially join up.
Wait, what? Common sense in a video game? Did I turn over two pages at once or something?
: It’s no big deal. Just a quick chat, no formalities. C’mon. His office is the big building at the back of town.
Here’s Dairon when we’re not in pretty cutscene mode. This is our hub – when we’re not on a mission, we’re here or in the Guild. There’s people to talk to, shops to buy and sell at, and most importantly…
Kitties! (Yeah, my priorities are screwed. I love cats. Plus we get something cool if we find all three cats.)
Here’s the second, near the weapon and item shops. We won’t be finding the third till we unlock something later.
Millio and Cyan, a couple of brats who constantly fight about being Hunters. They’re… tolerable. And they give us a quest later on which lets us see Kai’s cranky side, so they’re already better than any teenaged character from a Final Fantasy game.
Natsume, a RAcaseal who works on the cables that let people communicate between cities. She’s… meh. She’s not brilliant, but she doesn’t suck either. Her quest is kinda fun.
Ohyo, an aging Cast. I don’t mind him, actually – he’s got a classy older gentleman vibe going on. His quest is kinda sweet and shows you the softer side of a later ally NPC, plus it’s hard as fuck if you’re not prepared.
The pink chick up the front here is our item shop. She sells healing items, telepipes, Technique disks and Traps. The bloke up the back is the weapon shop. He sells weapons, armour, and units that you can add to your armour if it has slots.
The custom shop. He lets us upgrade our weapons, but we won’t cover that until it’s actually applicable, later on in the LP. Just don’t forget that he’s there.
Gray’s an NPC here mostly for helping newbies find the Quest Counter and explaining the Custom Shop. He also has new things to say each chapter, which are nice and flavourful, and apparently he hands out quests, although as far as we’re concerned we talk to the girl at the counter for that. Having said which, he facilitates one of the best scenes in the game, so he’s hard to hate. And I’m kinda jealous of that tie-scarf-thing.
The quest counter. The blonde girl handles our item bank and lets us transfer stuff from character to character. The dark-haired girl is the one we talk to in order to take a quest.
Ms. Lindow, the Mayor’s secretary. She’s… well, meh. Again. She explains classes and mags and stuff, but you guys have ME for that, so we won’t be talking to her much.
Our first glimpse of the mayor. Final-fucking-ly. It’s worth noting that in almost any other JRPG ever made, he’d be evil, corrupt, insane or all three. This guy, however, is actually pretty nice, competent and hard-working.
What. The. Fuck. He dresses like a gay circus ringmaster!
: Shir, was it? If you have Kai’s mark, I know you’ll do us proud here. His recommendation means quite a bit. As a hunter, Kai’s performance has always been exemplary.
: Do you really want me to answer that in front of your friend here? It would be a shame to destroy whatever illusion you’ve managed to build up.
: I like him already.
: Always a comedian, Mr. Mayor.
: Ha ha! I try, I try. But where were we? My name is Dairon. I’m the mayor of this city, and it’s Hunter’s Guild master. It’s a pleasure to welcome a student of Kai’s into our membership.
: That’s the spirit! Keep up that attitude and you’ll do just fine.
: For reasons we don’t understand, the air and soil are rife with toxins, save the few pockets of land we inhabit. Even within those pockets, creatures we know simply as hostiles prey on our citizens. But we cannot allow these threats to stop us. For the sake of all people. We must repair the damaged land, and build upon it a society where all of us can live safely.
So there was this event 200 years ago, and people call it the Great Blank. Civilisation got pwned, humans spent almost a century hiding underground, the Casts went into hibernation, and the Newmen straight up vanished. Mankind is starting to rebuild, but the hostiles keep attacking because, well, there’s only so much inhabitable land to go around. The Casts are waking up, but whatever sent them to sleep wiped their memories too. In short – we all be fucked. And the best part is, because it happened so quickly and violently, all knowledge of what caused it is gone. Kaputski.
: That’s why us hunters exist. At least, that’s the impressive-sounding version. In reality, we do a little bit of everything.
: Exploring ruins, looking for missing people, clearing out hostiles, you name it. Whatever the people need.
In other words – mercenaries with morals. As opposed to a great many hunters in Phantasy Star Online, who had no fucking morals whatsoever. And I’m not just talking about NPCs either.
: We don’t have a choice. Even the hostiles alone present a massive hurdle to our progress. If we stand any chance of overcoming that threat, it’s through teamwork. None of us can make it alone. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. It’s up to each of us to do what we can. Hunters just the same. Not many people have the strength required to fend off hostiles. That’s why those who do must fight. We do all that we can to make life better for us and our fellow man. That’s the hunter’s creed, and the one guiding principle that binds us together as a community.
: Sorry, I seem to have gotten a bit carried away. That’s more than enough for today.
: Shir. On Kai’s recommendation, and by the power vested in me as guild master, I hereby appoint you as a hunter.
Do you think he does weddings too?
: Whew, finally! Welcome to the club, Shir. Don’t go doing anything crazy just because you’re official now, okay? Just do what you can to help out until you get a feel for the job.
More common sense in a video game. Enjoy it while it lasts, folks.
: Now that you’re a guild hunter, you can visit the Quest Counter for work any time you wish. They’ll act as go-betweens, telling you what issues the people of Dairon City have asked for assistance with. That’s all I have to say, Shir. I look forward to watching your progress from here.
Whew! That's one of the biggest info-dumps in the game, and certainly the largest we'll have for a while.
Next Time: We finally get to go shoot stuff!
But wait! We're not quite done yet!
Let's chat about Kai for a bit. Kai is probably... scratch that, definitely the most likable NPC in the game, with a couple of others coming in damn close later on.
What's special about Kai is that he has a backstory that would normally be an excuse for massive heaping piles of unneccessary angst... and it doesn't happen. He's cheerful, he's friendly, he's competant and he looks after your character like he's your big brother.
He's a HUmar with a special unique weapon, a Gunblade called Axeon. He has masses of HP and enough attack power that he stops being useful as an attacker much, much later than (almost) anyone else. He is, put short, one of the best characters SEGA has written in quite some time.
And now we're done.