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Let's play Liberal Crime Squad (Premature End by GOP's bug)

Who shall lead the glorious Liberal Crime Squad?

  • Trash

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Sheek

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Liberal/Glyphwright

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wyrmlord

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • First person to reply to this thread

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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  • kingcomrade

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  • Total voters
    2

Cassidy

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Haba said:
Why are you getting off so easily? No CCS, no goverment raids... huh.

There were raids already. Two firemen raids against the Liberal Guardian, and two police raids that were avoided thanks to the sleeper agents giving early warning about them. As for the CCS, I think I had it enable at the game start, but I'm not so sure. Maybe they need to pull something really, really big to awaken the CCS, or maybe I forgot I disabled it.

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Assault on the Police Department

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This time, the Warriors of Diversity, even without their sleeper on the front door, manage to get in as their disguise skills have improved greatly.

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And thus, they fool two more corporate managers, that by coincidence happen to be trannies.

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While the tried and tested EXTREME methods are being applied to enlarge the Fifth Column, the Lost and Damned head for a dangerous mission: to infiltrate the Police for freeing the poor victims of fascism. Blame the murders on the white paternalist society because the only reason people become criminals is because of inequality and if there was an extensive welfare program there would be much less crime.

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Perhaps sending unexperienced degenerates that don't know how to pick locks wasn't a good idea after all.

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Mutants cannot into disguise, cannot... they are worthless poor cripples that should be in a welfare fund because obviously are unable to do anything properly in their current condition.

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It doesn't take long for shit to hit the fan. The Lost and Damned continue to bravely head for the jails to attempt freeing the poor oppressed Afro-americans and Hispanics. Meeting the pig cops, they throw three molotovs against them, killing all of them combined with the MP5 and AK-47 bursts.

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But they also end burning themselves in the process, and thus it becomes obvious that Molotov cocktails are shit weapons. But now it is too late. They carry on through the flames, as the Police Department may yet be set on fire.

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Their advance continues through flame and blood.

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Until they start perishing. First, Bobbie Nakahara didn't make it. And then the flames began to consume everything around them, tearing even walls apart. People were running away desperate as the flames expanded through the PD, but the prisoners were right in the middle of the fire. They were going to die, unless they tried to save them.

:salute:

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Rather than run away, they advance to the cells, to save as many as they can from the flames. And Alexis Nelson ends not withstanding, and dies as well.

:salute:

In the end, only Peggy Doucette survived. Ron Scardino, Cindi Wright and Morgan Murphy also met their ends along the flames.

:salute:

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ALL THE SACRIFICES FOR NOTHING.

Peggy ran away, still burning, but the sounds of boots incoming, the awareness they would arrest her and force her through torture to tell them everything because she couldn't resist at her current condition, and even more, the biting awareness of the fact she has failed, made her take one decision:

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TO BECOME AN HERO

:salute:

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And thus, the Lost and Damned make justice to their name, ending lost and damned in the fires started by their own hands. Rest in flames, Peggy Doucette. Even with their deaths, however, a strong message was sent, that the revolution is not over, that they will keep fighting the good fight to death.

:salute:

Nevertheless, after these events, Trash decides to never again recruit mutants as it is obvious they are too malformed to make proper warriors.

Therefore any votes for recruiting mutants from now on will be utterly ignored because they are almost always worthless shit and tbh I more or less intentionally made all of them die and enjoyed discovering why molotovs suck, I already decided who to recruit in replacement for these casualties too as sending worthless recruits in suicide missions every time will get old and most of you voted only for the shittiest kinds of recruits since the start of this thread. Problem?

:troll:

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NEVAR FORGET

:salute:

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New recruits are sought in a Juice Bar, where healthy people rather than decrepit mutants are expected to be found. NO MUTANTS ALLOWED.

:M

Time passes, and Trash ends forced to kidnap a security guard again to get in the Club. Once the guard becomes part of the Fifth Column, everything begin anew.

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How many trannies were beaten with dildos by the Warriors of Diversity?

:M

Just this month of January, about six, and thus six more Corporate Managers to keep the cash flowing. Thus the Fifth Column has grown:

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And there is no fear of problems with money from now on either. As for the newest recruits, one of them had a high intelligence and was chosen to join the Liberal Guardian's staff. As for the other five, they were split in two squads that have a lot of space to grow:

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The Warriors of Multikult are similar to the Warriors of Diversity. Along them lie a security specialist, meaning that they won't end like the degenerate mutants that gave their lives for the cause. But most interesting is the third squad in-training:

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Armed with the power of METAL, the Song of Liberalism will one day convert conservatives to the cause through it, and avoid violent through this might. As the month of January ends, the Warriors of Diversity are learning gymnastics to improve their dodging skills while the two new squads learn the art of disguise, and news come. Speaking on disguise, the Warriors of Diversity have nearly mastered it already, and getting in the Gentlemen's Club without raising suspicion several times honed their skills significantly.

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Typical conservative bullshit to justify censorship.

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Meanwhile, as it's elections year, it's time to show the truth about the Man and thus bring the popularity of the current arch-conservative government to the lowest possible percentage. Once again the corruption of the police is shown by the Liberal Guardian.

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Bad news come as well, as another member of the Fifth Column was caught. With the surplus money coming, nobody will be left behind and an Ace Attorney will be there to fix things when the time comes.

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Speaking of surplus money...

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February will have lots of it. Ryan Hawking gathers once again public opinion.

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Only 40% of the population still supports the current president. There is a high likelihood of further laws agaisnt police abuse as well due to how public opinion is shaping.

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Most people also respect the power of the Liberal Crime Squad and hold it in high regard, but there is much yet to be done.

Now, what should the Warriors of Diversity Infiltrate?


1) The Fireman HQ. It's time to strike back for all the raids they did against the Liberal Guardian by looting anything of value not nailed to the floor over there. And killing anyone who tries to stop them

2) The Halls of Ultimate Judgment, after getting Trash in some law classes, something in which he has some basic knowlege already, so that he can attempt to influence the jury's decision and hopefully not end chased by angry jurors.

3) The Gentleman's Club. Maybe this time there will be a Supreme Court member there.

4) The Sweatshop, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods for the cause and free their enslaved workers.

5) The Other Factories, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods and free child workers from slavery.

6) The Cosmetics Labs to free the poor cute puppies

7) The Genetics Labs to free the poor "cute puppies"

8) The Prison, to free all those poor Afro-Americans and Hispanics who are oppressed by this unjust, racist system just because they were goaded by conservative injustice to become drug dealers and thugs.

9) The Nuclear Power Plant, after Trash gets some Science! classes to improve his skill in it. So that this machine of twisting men inside, turning them into mutants, like all corporate pollution, can be shut down, permanently, by pressing the red button of AWESOME.

And, what kind of people should be kidnapped?

A) Judges and Lawyers

B) Corporate Managers

C) CIA Agents

D) Soldiers along other common types of conservatives with good combat skills.

E) News Anchors and Radio Personalities

F) Authors, Office Workers, Journalists etc.


And finally, how to focus investments?


a) Fortifying further the safehouse where the Warriors of Diversity are, so that when the worst comes, they could at least give a lesson to the first try of taking them out before abandoning it.

b) Renting another Upper Class Downtown Apartments for the future new members that will be recruited.

c) Training the Warriors of Diversity and the other active squads in the art of disguise.

d) Training the Warriors of Diversity in dodging and the other active squads in the art of disguise.

e) Training the Warriors of Diversity in first aid and the other active squads in the art of disguise.

f) LARPing is fun. Purchase crazy costumes from the Oubliette like Clown Suits, Bondage Gear, Togas and Masks just for the sake of LARPing and lulz. Also, don't forget to do whatever raid is voted in November 5th.

 

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Starting reading freaky deaky and it reminded me of this game.

Why can't we play with explosives in this game? Why can't we assassinate?

The tree of liberty is refreshed by blood. Kill someone
 

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CEO mansion? Steal the documents and publish them, that should get you a proper raid (mercs in heavy body armor and automatic rifles).
 

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Haba said:
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CEO mansion? Steal the documents and publish them, that should get you a proper raid (mercs in heavy body armor and automatic rifles).

Why do you think there is an option to vote for that involves fortifying the Warriors of Diversity safehouse? Because once it's fortified, before the next raid, I'll give to you the decision on whether to run away or fight valiantly until the point they start sending F-35s to bomb the safehouse. I didn't gave the decision on the Fireman raids because pussying out against firemen isn't as fun and their raids aren't really the most deadly and dangerous.

:M

In any case, About the time raiding AM Radio Stations and Cable News doesn't end with most of the squad slaughtered(in other words, I need to boost their persuasion skills somehow, I'll add an option to get them trained in persuasion in the next update) I'll open up the tougher targets like CEO Mansion, Corporate Headquarters and Army Base, and once the elite hacker max his hacking skills, then the CIA HQ will also become available as a target. As for why I want to max the hacker skills first, I hate spoiling for those who don't know, but if you watched the first Mission: Impossible movie you'll know why.
 

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Fireman HQ and getting a super tough CIA Agent? That is going to deliver a longer update, mind you. Also several updates ago somebody asked on the choice of less lulz songs. It's just that no matter how over-exaggerated it is, the dystopian nature of Nightmare Mode makes everything look more grimdark political satire than just plain political satire. And besides for the sake of variety too.

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Bernard Herrmann: The Book People - The Final Show (Farenheit 451 soundtrack)

Nothing can burn brighter than the liberal torch of liberty!

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Enough is enough! The tyranny has been going on unchecked for too long. The Firemen represent everything that is wrong with Amerikwa. It's time of payback for the liberals who gave their lives to ensure the Liberal Guardian would never perish. It's time to teach these fascists a lesson they won't forget so easily. Every time the liberals set flags of Amerikwa alight during the attacks of the Firemen, they were not just burning a piece of cloth, they were not either symbolizing a wish to destroy the nation, but simply symbolizing what was just happening, for everything that flag stood for: freedom, was set ablaze by the fascist arch-conservative

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Looking at the layout from intelligence an enlightened fireman gave, Trash chooses the shortest way to loot everything in the Fireman HQ not pinned to the floor or to the wall.

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This is not good. EXTREME door-opening is never the safest mean of getting inside, specially when one does not want to be noticed.

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And in the end, it turns out Shane will need to improve a lot his lockpicking skills. The conservatives are already suspicion. Any mistake and they will have to make their way killing instead of camouflaging in their disguise of firemen.

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Shane fails to pick every, every single lock, again and again. Hopefully his skill still improves even with those failures.

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Fortunately, the investment in learning the art of disguise pays off, and even with considerable suspicions something is wrong, they manage to avoid raising an alarm, at least for now.

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Slowly Trash wonders if violence would be a good idea. Maybe a quiet looting would be a stronger message, maybe not.

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And some vandalism too, of course.

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Even the most cheap things were taken, for the primary goal in this looting was no profit, but to send a message to the pigs, and to the people. It is long overdue to rise and demand the once constitutional right of freedom of speech, and they shall go to every possible extent to fight for it.

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After a while of wandering, the liberal sodomite takes his decision, hoping to not regret it later. He gestures to the others using their secret code.

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And finally the real battle begins, already featuring gruesome head explosions.

And they hunt more. The Firemen, lacking in bulletproof vests, are slaughtered like the pigs they are. Some even have their eyes gouged out before meeting an quick and merciful death.

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Even in large numbers, they are no match for the MULTIKULT powers of the Warriors of Diversity!

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They meet their deserved end for the dirty job they did. All are slaughtered before they could even fire their flamers against the Warriors of Diversity.

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Still, comes a time to retreat, as, defeated, they call for police backup.

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The cops chase the Warriors at rapid pace. Shane Duell does his best to avoid them.

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A traffic jam becomes an opportunity to evade them.

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Unfortunately the opportunity becomes a nightmare, for a single police car with only one cop inside carries on the chase.

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Shooting at Shane Duell, who couldn't make it. In revenge, the remaining Warriors of Diversity slaughter the pig, and the car crashes somewhere.

Shane Duell was never well known, but won't be forgotten.

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In his homage the Liberal Guardian releases a special issue.

:salute:

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Looking for both new recruits, now that two members gained enough juice for more: Trash and Azira, and also for new hostages, the Warriors of Diversity go to the park, where the recruitment campaign began. Later, its results would manifest themselves.

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To complement the start of a squad that shall fight conservatism through the Power of METAL, Musicians are sought.

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And Trash also finds the kind of fool he was looking for bromance, or more specifically: A TRAP!

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Kidnapping a super-trained spy is dangerous, but nothing goes wrong, for Trash's good fortune.

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The Liberal Crime Squad Ranks grow.

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And after just a few days, thanks to Trash's team superb skills and to a very skillful introduction of a multi headed dildo in ass and legs, the conservative is enlightened, and gives a detailed map of the CIA Headquarters, including the location of its infamous computer, where an insane amount of dirty files is definitively stored. And thus the Warriors of Diversity are once again whole. Except that strangely, for an agent, she, or he, whatever, had a notorious lack of any disguise skill. Time passes as the wounds inflicted for deprogramming are being tended.

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And this time no previous warning! Because the Warriors of Diversity borrowed bunker gear from the Voices of Liberty for their infiltration of the Firemen HQ, there wasn't really any readiness for such an unpleasant surprise.

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And thus the flames of tyranny symbollically burn Amerikwa again.

But it will fight back!

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For it is obvious the battle against tyranny is everlasting until the ultimate liberal Utopia is achieved.

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No Mercy!

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One by one, they must be eliminated until they retreat, and thus the brave Voices of Liberalism risk their lives to ensure this happens.

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And once again, another great victory for freedom as speech, as the Liberal Guardian is an idea.

And ideas are fireproof.

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DETHSQUAD looks like something straight out of Metalocalypse, AND YOU CAN FIGHT INFINITE DRAGONS WITH METAL so why not?

They are at the moment developing disguise skills, but won't be long before conservatism can be defeated with Metal

:M

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Agents are truly awesome. Just take a look at the combat skills of this tranny spy. More than makes up for the inability of recruiting cannon fodder.

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With the message given, the squads spend the rest of the month in training.

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And more proof of how the current government is corrupt. After all, 2010 is elections year.

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Maybe more progress might ensue.

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Not this time either...

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Nobody is left behind.

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And thus another one who risked himself for the cause is freed from the charges, giving way for a story about corporate abuse and power-mongering from the newest manager.

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Cash is still mostly in a good way even though no real pawning went through the month.

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And the offensive against the pigs worked. According to the polls now 81% of the population supports unlimited freedom of speech. Shane Duell's sacrifice was not in vain for freedom may yet shine in this country.

:salute:

And now, once again decisions. Once again options repeat themselves, and new ones appear.

Now, what target should be picked? Remember that the newly recruited agent for now can only get his disguise skill up to 2.

1) The Police Station. Surely, the DethSquad was just abolished, but there are still people unjustly arrested or oppressed, and thus it's time to show them off by releasing the victims of this fascist system that goes against rehabilitation and diversity.

2) The Halls of Ultimate Judgment, after getting Trash in some law classes, something in which he has some basic knowlege already, so that he can attempt to influence the jury's decision and hopefully not end chased by angry jurors.

3) The Gentleman's Club. Futile to vote for this option if you don't also vote to turn the bouncers into sleepers, of course, but this place will be full of very powerful conservatives. Perhaps they could even end getting a Supreme Court member there as a sleeper. Or maybe the bouncers didn't become convinced by their disguise skills for a reason and they will not stay there for long without getting shot if they try.

4) The Sweatshop, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods for the cause and free their enslaved workers.

5) The Other Factories, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods and free child workers from slavery.

6) The Cosmetics Labs to free the poor cute puppies

7) The Genetics Labs to free the poor "cute puppies"

8) The Prison, to free all those poor Afro-Americans and Hispanics who are oppressed by this unjust, racist system just because they were goaded by conservative injustice to become drug dealers and thugs.

9) The Nuclear Power Plant, after Trash gets some Science! classes to improve his skill in it. So that this machine of twisting men inside, turning them into mutants, like all corporate pollution, can be shut down, permanently, by pressing the red button of AWESOME.

10) The AM Radio Station, so that this time the message will be broadcasted, and won't be a disaster again as the squad is far more seasoned.

11) The Cable News Station. Radio sucks anyway. Here the message will be watched by a larger audience.

Kidnap?

A) Judges and Lawyers

B) Corporate Managers

C) CIA Agents.

D) Soldiers along other common types of conservatives with good combat skills.

E) News Anchors and Radio Personalities

F) Authors, Office Workers, Journalists etc.

And finally, where to invest now?


a) Fortifying further the safehouse where the Warriors of Diversity are, so that when the worst comes, they could at least give a lesson to the first try of taking them out before abandoning it.

b) Renting another Upper Class Downtown Apartments for the future new members that will be recruited.

c) Body Armors for everyone! Exactly what it says. Body Armor is relatively expensive to craft, with each costing $500.

d) Training the Warriors of Diversity and all other teams in the art of disguise

e) Training the Warriors of Diversity in dodging so that their chances of surviving tough firefights are increased, and the other teams in disguise.

f) Training the Warriors of Diversity in first aid and the other teams in disguise.

g) LARPing is fun. Purchase crazy costumes from the Oubliette like Clown Suits, Bondage Gear, Togas and Masks just for the sake of LARPing and lulz. Also, don't forget to do whatever raid is voted in November 5th.

 

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If you ever wish to manage CEO mansion or the CIA HQ, you want to have a squad full of disguise skilled goombas with a very high level security expert (CIA HQ also requires hacking expert)

I'd recommend taking some time to train one of your guys in that (just going through all the doors in apartment buildings usually brings your skills up fast enough)
 

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Let's Press the Red Button of AWESOME. Will something AWESOME happen?

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In preparation for a planned raid of the Nuclear Power Plant, Trash begins to study Physics, because obviously such knowledge is very important to press the AWESOME red button in there for the sake of the liberal cause. An entire month will be spent in such studies.

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However, along the way, history repeats. The fascists are going to make another mistake.

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A few days after the warning, they came. However, all was ready to give them an even warmer reception. And there goes another Kwan flag to the flames...

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They never learn. It doesn't matter if it take a thousand deaths of fascists for the cause of liberty to shine. For it shall be done!

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No wounded, no dead. The Liberals win another great victory through sheer combined force. The pigs stand no chance in these raids against freedom of speech anymore. Thus they pack and run away back to the Man.

:salute:

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Dethklok get as good as they can in disguise. Thus now they begin to improve their musical abilities through classes. So that they may deliver metal liberaller than the liberallest liberal times infinity.

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The campaign to destroy the popularity of the Arch-Conservative president carries on.

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However, the Fifth Column takes another loss... no problem there will be an Ace Attorney as nobody will be left behind...

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FILTHY TRAITOROUS TRANNY WHORE!!!

:x

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Money is flowing like a waterfall into the LCS hands.

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Thus, because of that damn traitor, it is decided, that with so much money in spite of having two squads and half in training, improvements of the Safe House where the Warriors of Diversity lie should be done just in case.

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Trash has been wasting too much time already. Why not take some chances? Thus it is decided to get everything ready. Soon the Warriors of Diversity shall take on the Nuclear Power Plant.

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WILL THERE BE AN AWESOME BUTTON?

:M

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At first, they manage to get through without drawing unwanted attention.

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With a quest compass map, it's easy to know where the AWESOME button is.

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However, some security guards gave wary looks over them, and now the Conservatives are suspicious. Fortunately, they get to the place without raising an alarm:

THE AWESOME BUTTON

Trash immediately press it.

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SOMETHING AWESOME DOESNT HAPPEN LOLLOLLOL THIS ISNT POPAMOLE TRASH GO FUCK A DOG CONSOLETARD

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Somehow, Trash talk his way out of the Nuclear Power plant without having to use the persuasion of guns after the fiasco.

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But the cops are still after them.

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Yet, thanks to the glorious driving skills of a former CIA tranny, they escape. The raid was a bust, in the end. Trash will need an entire year learning SCIENCE! to stand a chance, maybe. But that is too much for a single target, perhaps.

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The Liberal Guardian is not the only source of news to show the miseries the Establishment has provoked. Although timid, formerly liberal mainstream media tries what it can without ending in the wrong side of the firemen. After the raid, Trash gets some foolish cops through bromancing.

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Things go wrong with the first one. Oh shit!

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But not with the second.

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After a polemic struggle, in spite of horrible free speech rights, lolbertarians manage to get a KKKodex rally allowed. On the lead of this rally will be nomask7, Lyric Suite, Higher Game, kingcomrade and other representatives of the Western Civilization Defense Squad.

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How much has the president's popularity lowered?

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It's pointless to ask where to focus money. For right now the Liberals have enough money to do almost anything they want.

And thus, Ryan Hawking starts some polls.

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Things are still good. But most importantly:

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Everything is set for improvements in the Justice System, while being disliked by 66% of the population is a nearly certain notice the current president will lose in the next elections. Also, now Dethklok is roughly prepared to bring the metal.

And now, it's raiding time. What should be the next targets for the Warriors of Diversity and Dethklok? Choose two options instead of only one if you want both teams in action

1) The Fireman HQ. Those fascists didn't learn the lesson and thus it's time to teach them why the Liberal Guardian cannot be fought with conservative flame wars.

2) The Police Station. Surely, the DethSquad was abolished, but there are still people unjustly arrested or oppressed, and thus it's time to show them off by releasing the victims of this fascist system that goes against rehabilitation and diversity. Besides, maybe that bitch who betrayed the LCS could be there.

3) The Halls of Ultimate Judgment, after getting Trash in some law classes, something in which he has some basic knowlege already, so that he can attempt to influence the jury's decision and hopefully not end chased by angry jurors.

4) The Gentleman's Club. Futile to vote for this option if you don't also vote to turn the bouncers into sleepers, of course, but this place will be full of very powerful conservatives. Perhaps they could even end getting a Supreme Court member there as a sleeper. Or maybe the bouncers didn't become convinced by their disguise skills for a reason and they will not stay there for long without getting shot if they try.

5) The Sweatshop, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods for the cause and free their enslaved workers.

6) The Other Factories, to destroy their machines of oppression, confiscate their goods and free child workers from slavery.

7) The Cosmetics Labs to free the poor cute puppies

8) The Genetics Labs to free the poor "cute puppies"

9) The Prison, to free all those poor Afro-Americans and Hispanics who are oppressed by this unjust, racist system just because they were goaded by conservative injustice to become drug dealers and thugs.

10) The Nuclear Power Plant, after Trash gets some Science! classes to improve his skill in it. So that this machine of twisting men inside, turning them into mutants, like all corporate pollution, can be shut down, permanently, by pressing the red button of AWESOME.

11) The AM Radio Station, so that this time the message will be broadcasted, and won't be a disaster again as the squad is far more seasoned.

12) The Cable News Station. Radio sucks anyway. Here the message will be watched by a larger audience.

Kidnap?

A) Judges and Lawyers

B) Corporate Managers

C) CIA Agents.

D) Soldiers along other common types of conservatives with good combat skills.

E) News Anchors and Radio Personalities

F) Authors, Office Workers, Journalists etc.

And finally, what should be the training of the squads? To facilitate things, now voting will work as it follows on this. if you choose a-b-c, for example, it means the Warriors of Diversity will train in option a, Dethklok in option b and the Warriors of Multikult in option c. Options that relate to individual characters may be added to the three, like a-b-c-e. Note that Dethklok and the Warriors of Diversity have almost universally maxed their disguise skills.

a) Disguise

b) Music

c) Dodge

d) First Aid

e) Also have Trash learning SCIENCE!

 

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Urgh. Too many choices. Raid prison, train a squad in security and disguise (CEO mansion, kidnap CEO and steal his stuffies and thingies)

I always converted a scientist to do the button pressing.
 

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What, The Fireman hasn't been linked to in this thread yet?
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Cassidy said:
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After a polemic struggle, in spite of horrible free speech rights, lolbertarians manage to get a KKKodex rally allowed.

:lol:

Anyway, voting 3+4 - D - c-c-d-e!
 

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The most important thing is SCIENCE!!!!

My as well answer the plea of the chid who called for help... Could use more warriors with better stats too.
 

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I have bad news: the game managed to fuck up the save file and thus everything is lost because this is the first time I had this problem(sometimes the game crashes but it never fucked up a save file before) and thus wasn't expecting it, and I'm not really up to restart the whole game again for the third time.

Hope it has been sufficiently entertaining, and that it has drawn some to try the game for yourselves, but now this LP is over. Not the way I hoped it would end, really.

I intend to take a look at the most interesting mods for Darkest Hour, see if the formerly for HoI2 mods have improved. Maybe remake the near-impossible goal of winning with National France in Kaiserreich, or maybe another thing.
 

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