Let's play Liberal Crime Squad (Premature End by GOP's bug)

[Vaarna_Aarne]

This has a lot less irritation factor as well.


So anyone know how to recruit Mutants?

 

[Haba]

Just recruit them?

Their availability depends on the legislation. At least in the nightmare mode they are recruitable from the get go.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

So what are the conditions for them, and where all in all do they appear?

 

[Stalinhater]

Nuclear Power laws have to be either conservative or arch-conservative, I'm not sure which. I believe they can be recruited in the crack house.

 

[JagreenLern]

So, I'm a martyr. Pretty cool I guess. If I were I Shi'ite I'd be fuckin overjoyed. Was to be expected I suppose. Like I said before baseheads drop like flies. There have been gangs who have switched from selling crack to selling dope, just because they didn't want to have to deal with fucking crackheads.

Anyway, Cassidy thanks for celebrating my martyrdom by linking to L'Internationale, as I requested. Actually, I intend to have that song played at my RL funeral.

 

[Teepo]

I have a question.

What is the solution to keeping your elite hackers\squad of soldiers from being raided by the police and taken to jail?

After hacking for awhile the only solution I found was to move the squad of hackers between safehouses. The business front only helps slightly. It's still irritating to have to move a squad every 3 days to another location due to the heat they produce due to all the murdering\hacking.

What do I do with Lawyers and sleeper judges?

I think there was something else but I forget.

 

[Cassidy]

I have a question.

What is the solution to keeping your elite hackers\squad of soldiers from being raided by the police and taken to jail?

First of all, try to get at least three sleepers at the police, preferably officers(or DethSquad Officers if appliable) by dating/kidnapping, and if you start at Nightmare Mode with Arch Conservative free speech laws, three firemen at the Fireman HQ as well. This makes it almost sure that you will always get a warning from your sleepers about an imminent raid.

Second, lay low more oftenly. Elite squads shouldn't be wasted with regular activities, but only with raids and raiding targets every day can be too risky and deadly. On raids, don't raid the Police Station unless some of your liberals got caught(which only happens when laws about human rights and police aren't conservative enough to ensue dethsquads).

Third, barring all that, the answer to the following question may help.

What do I do with Lawyers and sleeper judges?

Promote liberalism is the standard thing to do with any kind of sleeper that isn't in a place filled with heavy weaponry, or with truly sensitive information. Regardless of what they do, having lots of sleepers in the Court will greatly favor trials against your liberals. I'm not sure if it has a point when DethSquad is around to shoot someone on sight for simply spraying graffiti.

Also, on this thread, I'm afraid I messed up. I wasn't in a good mood when I made the latest update, and made serious mistakes in the game, and going against the spirit of it, save-scummed in a sort of way. I'm going to start a new game from scratch, and roughly on the same date the previous one stopped from the last update(March 2009), end the "restart" update and open up voting again.

 

[Teepo]

I use raids to get juice. Also I try to keep my leader legit and legal.

So, first get sleeper agents in the courts and police stations. Then start hacking.

What are good ways to get juice?

 

[Cassidy]

I use raids to get juice. Also I try to keep my leader legit and legal.

So, first get sleeper agents in the courts and police stations. Then start hacking.

What are good ways to get juice?

1) Kill gang members in Crackhouse and run before the cops arrive. Gang members are unarmored and not very skilled as expected from typical thugs. Another thing: a sport car helps a lot in getting through pursuits, specially when the driver has a high driving skill.

2) (only works in nightmare mode) Invest in a printing press in any safehouse that can be upgraded but the Crackhouse after taken, if you have the luck of having people with both combat and writing skills, get most or some of them to this safehouse. Write for the Liberal Guardian. Invest also in reinforcing the safe house against raids, a generator(just in case) and booby traps. Get all the journalists armed with heavy stuff like M16s, shotguns or at least MP5s depending on their skills. Once firemen raid it, you'll have one great advantage if your journalists are skilled in those kinds of weapons: the armor firemen use offers poor protection against bullets. The first raid will be tough nevertheless, because they have flamethrowers. Expect possible casualties. However, after it is over, get any damaged bunker gear to someone with tailoring skill for repairing it, and equip all your journalists with bunker gear, which covers all body and offers excellent protection against firearms. As the freedom of speech-hatin' firemen use only flamethrowers, after the first raid they will gain the upper hand in any subsequent ones, and with the investments, if you do it right, you'll get lots of juice for them from the casualties they'll inflict in defense of liberal freedom of speech.

3) It is easier to get through disguised in factories(minus the sweatshop) by making work clothes with a tailor for the squad. They're a good place to train the disguise skill as they feature only low level conservatives that are easier to fool, although it's recommended to invest in university courses of acting until the team you're going to train there gets to at least 1 point in disguise. If you have someone with strong persuasion and seduction skills, these factories are the easiest targets in the game. Just don't overdo it. They usually have lots of machinery you can destroy for Juice, but staying there to destroy more when the "REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING" appears is risky.

In spite of it being recommended in the wiki, Graffiti is a very shitty way of getting juice IMO because cops are relentless, and even at the highest liberal level of the laws on cops and human rights, the "Police Negotiator" is capable of converting weaker liberals(the ones you'd bother to get spraying graffiti) to conservatism..

Finally, even after a conservative maximum alert with reinforcements, IT IS POSSIBLE TO TOTALLY AVOID COMBAT IN LIBERAL CRIME SQUAD if the entire squad has a relatively good disguise skill and one of them has a high persuasion skill, as you can still talk with enemies to attempt using the bluff skill if you have a disguise. It's a double-edged knife, however, because if it fails, the enemy will get a free round to shoot at the squad. And of course, if you start killing, the clothing/armor of the squad will get the (drenched in blood) stat which makes disguising or bluffing near impossible for obvious reasons, so you'll usually have to decide between talking the way through and out during a raid or going EXTREME and shooting all conservatives that move at the start.

And with a high persuasion skill it's possible to get guard dogs to not alert everyone and join the LCS, regardless of laws on animals. Too bad the game doesn't feature guard rats for genuine rat diplomacy.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

You'll also want Corporate Manager sleepers, since when you have 4+ of them Embezzling Money for you, you'll never run short of cash.

Also, if the police don't execute on sight and you have a shitload of money, it's a good idea to have your elite members surrender. That way, they can get acquitted in the court and you can use them to train elite squads on-demand.

 

[SCO]

If you defend yourself on court successfully you get 50 juice.

If you flip the big red button at the nuclear central each squad member gets 100 juice - this is only possible if you have someone with high science.
Though you get hit with a terrorism charge with this.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

50 juice is peanuts, getting acquited for 5000$ is a far better choice. The Nemesis of the Ace Attourney appears so rarely that it's inconsequential.

 

[Haba]

I use raids to get juice. Also I try to keep my leader legit and legal.

So, first get sleeper agents in the courts and police stations. Then start hacking.

What are good ways to get juice?

Buy printing press at a fortified safe house, publish something to piss of corporations/police/CCS.

Have the goons run into boobytraps, finish them off one by one. Zero danger, best possible juice, best guns and best armor.

Game broken, gg.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I wouldn't risk something like that, you could lose valuable men and equipment. Better to run around in disguise, capping fools with a .45 pistol.

 

[Johannes]

So 3.09 vs 4.04, which is better and why?

 

[anus_pounder]

update?

 

[Fafnir]

update?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

 

[SCO]

Probably annihilated by the death squads.

 

[Haba]

I wouldn't risk something like that, you could lose valuable men and equipment. Better to run around in disguise, capping fools with a .45 pistol.

They won't shoot back, ever. Also, murder gives no heat when you are defending your home turf.

 

[Cassidy]

I'm compressing 2 months/~60 turns in a single update, but it's coming.

 

[Cassidy]

The Fifth Column of MULTIKULT Liberalism

Legalize

Paul Butt caused immense butthurt among liberals, and because he wasn't sufficiently conservative, he is replaced by someone even more conservative, Matt Wiseman, who turned Amerikwa into a de-facto Police State and you already know the rest.

But there is still hope, and Trash, the sodomite liberal, begins to gather other people to fight for the cause. Starting with a Music Critic because someone not fooled by POPAMUSIC would be a great asset as cattle can't really serve for much in fighting against the Man.

Later, as this man is recruited, he admits he is just a professional thief in disguise, and thus, to fund the revolution, he starts jacking cars because right now there is no immediate and faster way of making money for the creation of the Fifth Column.

After a few successful jacks, however, he is surprised by two DethSquad officers that rapidly kill him with their assault rifles, and smile immediately next to the corpse.

Wayne Ericson, the first martyr of the revolution, won't be forgotten.



ALSO THAT IMAGE IS REAL. WAKE UP MANBOONS BECAUSE ITZ COMING!

There was another volunteer to take the role of jacking cars. An old veteran of the Vietnam war, once moderate but now obviously liberal, who, before starting it, went to the pawn shop and bought a .44 magnum revolver.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Thus, the first victory happens in a failed attempt of summary execution against a war veteran.

Because of being ultimately conformists and working within the system, even the liberal Judges and Lawyers are usually unable to see how no other way than clandestine resistance is yet left to stop America from becoming a fascist dictatorship, and thus, once a proper psychologist is recruited in the squad, deprogramming conservative judges and lawyers might work better than this.

Nevertheless, with every failure and success in the first recruitment drive, Trash's discussion skills improve.

Victory, sweet victory. Once again the forces of liberalism triumph even against heavily armed fascists. Riley France becomes the most combat-seasoned member of the squad, and slowly, his skills with handguns improve through practice. Asked on why he doesn't have any skills on rifles, he explained he was just a tech in Vietnam and never really got to practice with the rifles. As for where he learned to pick locks, he explained on the rough times, and that any veteran who didn't convincignly expose his ultimate belief to conservatism had their pensions cut off. But that is not very convincing, considering the chances of an oldfag without any experience in crime not being caught while stealing a car.

Whatever, then.

Also, obviously, the city the Liberals are operating from is Cleveland, like in Cleveland Mark Blakemore. Coincidence? I think not!

The first target for deprogramming fall right into the trap.

With no time to waste, so that she doesn't go missing for too long and can be put as part of the Fifth Column, the Squad resorts to EXTREME means, making the grown tranny woman cry for eight hours nonstop after they have finished it.

PS: At arch-conservative woman right laws all big shots are male, but some appear with female names.

Take your own conclusions.

Could a wapanese explain to me what is the relation of Bible Back with liberals?

Regardless of how exactly Bible Back makes up liberals, it worked, and in a few days, Sandra Yamaguchi returned to work as the first member of the Fifth Column of Liberalism. Instructed to, to the extent possible without raising excessive suspicion, embezzle funds for the revolution, she begins to strike at the heart of corporate America.

Thus the month of January ends. The investments with hostages for deprogramming are expensive but worthy. Worthy because getting people to disappear for too long not only makes it impossible for them to become sleepers, but also gradually builds up heat in the safe house, which is not good.

For once it is decided to risk making a pirate radio broadcast through infiltration, EXTREME methods grant a detailed map of where the studio of the AM radio is. And another corporate manager is soon to be turned into a liberal through these methods. Making people stop bowing down to arch-conservatives who are nothing but a new type of fascist justifies any means.

BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA: A SLAVE LABOR CAMP POLICE STATE FOR THE WEALTHY AND POWERFUL!

Also that CEO looks like a character from The Simpsons. And the way he is gesturing with his hands is unmanly.

RPGCodex General Discussion, one of the bastions of conservatism, national-socialism, racism and fascism, was infected with virus that replaced the content of all threads with tranny porn. Nobody even noticed.

With most politicians being arch-conservatives, there is no hope for any progress in laws unless drastic measures are taken by the freedom fighters, forcing them to cede a little and raising popular support for the cause. Several key individuals were deprogrammed. Some entered the group actively while others became sleepers. The active liberals obviously can be claimed by Codexers:

Trash, after being publicly humiliated for calling out two people for a date and both arriving at the same time, lost some juice, and is no longer a Socialist Threat but a mere activist. Nevertheless, his persuasion, seduction and psychology skills evolved drastically, and he will "recruit" conservatives by kidnapping and deprogramming them, for enlightened ones will be the only new liberals for a long time, until his juice grows enough for him to recruit more willing people to join naturally.

Xenia Friend, a hippie with musical inclinations became the first one to join the team. Lacking in combat skills, she'll mostly stay inside to do side jobs rather than join a squad right now. Her music makes some reasonable money on the streets.

Ellen Viscuso followed a dangerous career in a time of fascism and tyranny for those whose honesty is incorruptible, she'll be the founder of the Liberal Guardian as soon as the money allows investments to hide the printing press as well as purchasing it, for without information about what is truly happening, the masses will bow down to the arch-conservative agenda. Her experience with pistols will probably save her life one day.

Gary Goode is an athtlete. Although lacking in combat skills, he is in excellent shape and nevertheless shall join the Warriors of Diversity as a martial artist, to fight armed people with his bare fists and kicks.

Riley France needs no presentation. He will be the driver of the squad's stolen sport car, the security specialist and a reliable gunner and nurse as well, hardened by the experiences of the Vietnam War, which he once again sees in this conflict, now not against an outside, but against an even worse, inside enemy of all America is about. Charged for the "crime" of exerting his right of self-defense against summary executions of DethSquad officers. He is pretty much the only person besides Trash that might recruit someone.

Leonard Armstead is an experienced medic, an indispensable spot for any infiltration by the squad, for his presence could, in a tight situation, be the difference between life and death for even a lightly wounded member of the squad. In spite of his lack of fighting skills, for some reason, he is quite skilled at sneaking. He once mentioned he was "taking his own measures", from a moderate political standpoint, to stop the descent into fascism, before joining the squad.

Ryan Hawking is the resident techhead. In a society where trolling conservatives in Internet forums is punishable by death, he is taking a lot of risks by hacking countless targets for the sake of promoting liberalism. Physically unfit, with his fat and sedentary life hurting his agility pretty bad now that he is an oldfag, that began back in the Aseembly and Unix days, he still knows the basics of pistols, dodging and swords from his 20 years experience in LARP, as one of the founders of the first LARPing group in the world.

Rupert Godwin is the resident specialist in deprogramming and EXTREME interrogation, and the primary reason for the success of all deprogrammings so far. He is too important to be risked unnecessarily as most psychologists are conservative, and being psychologists, they are tough to deprogram. Unless the worst happens, he won't have many chances to display his martial arts skills.

Noah DiMeo, who prefers to call herhimself Dahlia DiMeo is a recruited Lawyer with decent skills with handguns and the first tranny of The Warriors of Diversity.

Kweisi is a former bourgeois with limited experience with shotguns. Another probably member of the WoD.

I think I got this "girl" named Chuck Lowerly that was deprogrammed with a dildo covered without need of long paragraphs. Yes, I discovered you can have trannies(androgynous) in this game. There is no Warriors of Diversity with at least 1 tranny.

Chuck has a lot to learn, being just a 14-years old tranny that has been taking hormones since quite early to become woman-like, and at the moment is learning dodge skills as part of a combat training regime to futurely join the squad. Trash didn't know she was a tranny when he first "dated" her

And now, as for the sleepers:

Ashley English is Trash's gf. Definitively a woman, she is a lawyer infiltrated to promote liberalism in barren territory, and to help bailing out liberals of jail.

Yes, a male Corporate Manager named Sandra Yamaguchi. KKKodex material right here.

Currently, like all others, embezzling funds.

Liberal Tranny Count: 4

Liberal Tranny Count: 5

Liberal Tranny Count: 6

Violet is also there to help the squad with legal matters within the system. An old lawyer used to an America where freedom still mattered, conservatives were conservatives rather than fascists and liberals were liberals rather than liberals.

Greg Palmer is the only Corporate Manager within the Fifth Column that isn't a tranny. Should we rename this to Tranny Crime Squad like some people suggested a tranny subforum for GD?

And this is roughly what is being done. As no offensive operations were taken yet, the squad isn't aseembled and only Trash goes out to lure conservatives into deprogramming. Yet, the squad has been relatively low profile, and with growing money reserves from the month, as the first embezzlements of funds arrived, they are confident a more daring action could be possible.

What kind of people should the liberals focus on kidnapping and deprogramming in this month?

1) Corporate managers. More money is useful.

2) Lawyers and hangin' judges. Some shielding could be the difference between total defeat and survival, should the worst happen.

3) DethSquad Officers and Firemen. Advance warning on raids will save resources and lives, and looted firearms and body armors from the police will help too.

4) News Anchors and Radio Personalities. Famous and influential people in the media promoting liberalism with discretion will greatly further the cause.

Should any operation be launched by the Warriors of Diversity?

A) Buy some suits and dresses and get Trash and other more persuasive members to infiltrate the AM radio for a pirate broadcast to awaken the masses. The consequences of success offset the risks.

B) Buy some weapons and raid the Crackhouse. An extra safehouse that can be upgraded will make a difference later.

C) No, it's too risky.

What should be done with surplus money?

a) Invest in starting the Liberal Guardian's first edition. A freely distributed independent newspaper will greatly contribute with the cause.

b) Purchase weapons.

c) Save it for a rainy day.



Model for voting is 1-A-a, for example.

 

[anus_pounder]

1-C-b , then change C to B. Trash

 

[Haba]

Seducing men with male character who didn't pick the gay option in character creation makes all his male dates have female names... Go figure.

As for Bible Black... Can't get more liberal than this:

http://www.bleachhentaiworld.com/images ... -solo.jpeg

http://www.naughtytentaclehentai.com/im ... black.jpeg

... yep ...

 

[Hellraiser]

4AA. The pen is mightier than the sword, hearts and minds and all that.

Then infiltrate the fascist organizations known as the police and firemen. So that you can start packing some heat when the man will try to put you down.

VIVA LA TRASHVOLUTION!