Let's Play Hello Kitty Online

[User was nabbed fit]

The much anticipated Let's Play HKO is finally here! I'm playing right now.

Character creation screen:

Naturally I chose to be a slut. Notice that you can choose your blood type. It's the little details that'll make this a runaway hit.

Intro video starts with you having problems sleeping (probably because of pedobear).

Dreaming that you're up someone's ass probably isn't very nice, I'll give you that.

Oh look, it's kitty pedo!

But she's sad!

And then it goes on about how I have to find keys so I can liberate her friends or some such.

Screw that; I'm off to do my own shit. The game world is finally here!

My skills (I'm bad lol):

So one of my first quests in the training area is to buy some fruit for a furry which I do excellently:

I go to battle a starfish once I'm done with the interface quests:

WTF? Starfish with a laser on his head?

I can't even viciously kill him. He just gets dazed.

And now I'm cultivating drugs. Maybe I can sell this shit so I can buy myself some decent gear? BACK TO THE GAME FOR NOW!

 

[Cthulhugoat]

I feel proud. You lucky bastard.

 

[The Rambling Sage]

It is all so... pink

 

[OSK]

It is all so... pink

Like vaginas!


What's with games and blood type? I don't even know my own blood type.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Badtzmaru? How the fuck do you say that?

Anyway, this thread should provide many lulz.

 

[MetalCraze]

It is all so... pink

Like vaginas!

well. it is a game for vaginas after all

 

[Fat Dragon]

It is all so... pink

Like vaginas!

well. it is a game for vaginas after all

Don't leave out the pedophiles, furries, and all of those really creepy anime fans.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

Watch out! Coming through! I've bought some motherfucking scissors.

Harvesting plants takes ages and I had to get fifty (after the time I had to get 30, then 30 again).

Now, pay attention to the chat box.

No, I guess a guy called "Tom" playing HKO isn't creepy at all. The fact that he's volunteering to help everyone is just him doing his little bit.

 

[The Rambling Sage]

What's with games and blood type? I don't even know my own blood type.

Don't leave out (...) those really creepy anime fans.

More or less that one, i think. Japanesse guys have, for some reason or another, the 'belief' that blood types are part of what defines the personality and social characteristics of an individual. It has mostly the same value that the paper's horoscope has for most of us: Only little girls and Otakus care about that in any meassure, and that seems to be the target.

Please do not ask how do i know that. Please.

 

[Zinc]

I wonder how many of the "girls" playing that game are FBI agents.

 

[Black_Willow]

Please do not ask how do i know that. Please.

If you're asking so politely...
How do you know that?

 

[Gragt]

So you can run with scissors in that game? Isn't it setting a bad exemple for youth?

About the intro, I saw the picture before reading your comment and thought "Oh, that girl is inside a vagina" while for you it was a rectum. Freud would have had some fun with this.

 

[Zinc]

So you can run with scissors in that game? Isn't it setting a bad exemple for youth?

About the intro, I saw the picture before reading your comment and though "Oh, that girl is inside a vagina" while for you it was a rectum. Freud would have had some fun with this.

The problem being that it actually looks like a rectum.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

This game is a fucking farm fest. I'm going to need a bit of a break.

 

[Section8]

You need to level up your butchery skill.

 

[DraQ]

Don't leave out the pedophile furries who are also those really creepy anime fans.

Fixed.

 

[Helton]

This game is a fucking farm fest. I'm going to need a bit of a break.

Not even bearable for the lulz, then?

 

[Fat Dragon]

This game is a fucking farm fest. I'm going to need a bit of a break.

Well, this didn't last long. Hopefully this break won't last weeks.

 

[Spectacle]

So this is pretty much like any other MMO, just shaded pink?

 

[User was nabbed fit]

You will go mad. The quests consist of "bring me back 30 of this" and then there's usually "if you get me another 30 I'll give you another reward", and then it's, oohhh, "bring me 50 and I'll give you something even better!". The music will also make you want to commit mass murder.

 

[kingcomrade]

Don't leave out the pedophiles, furries, and all of those really creepy anime fans.

Hey, I'm a furry anime fan (and, according to the guys in IRC, a pedophile in training). Have some respect, man.

 

[MetalCraze]

You will go mad. The quests consist of "bring me back 30 of this" and then there's usually "if you get me another 30 I'll give you another reward", and then it's, oohhh, "bring me 50 and I'll give you something even better!". The music will also make you want to commit mass murder.

welcome to the MMO world.

 

[RK47]

it's WoW, innit?

I think the appeal is exploration while giving you a reason to stay in a particular area for a length of time. Rewarding player for visiting places is nice but doing that would mean a quick content depletion (ppl have no reason to go to already visited places)

So ...you have a choice here. But this game...ugh. I ......I.....I..WANT TO BE IN IT!

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

Yeah, this game just calls for a Codex guild. "K0dex Bullies", perhaps?

 

[RK47]

Hello Kitty Kodex