Grom stumbles upon a massive ancient phallus
When suddenly!!!
Padmasambhava!
You got here, both of you. I was right when I chose you for this mission.
There were some situations where we nearly made mistakes.
I know, I saw everything. I was watching over you, I admire your courage. But still, it's not the end of the struggle to get Brahmashiras.
What else has fate prepared for us?
There are plenty of buttons with awesome symbols here. If the king wanted to call his Powerful friends, he had to press them using the right sequence.
oops
Don't say that aloud. If Padmasambhava gets angry, we are in real trouble.
Do you remember anything from your dreams?
Nothing! I saw this place, but I don't remember pressing anything.
Our future doesn't look too bright now.
Take another look in your rucksack. Maybe you wrote down those symbols somewhere.
So here are the symbols. Going berserk on them yields no result.
Buuuuut they seem familiar, indeed.
In fact, we indeed have them written down in the journal.
You gotta press the symbols from left to right, going from top to bottom row. If you press something ronk, the lights flash red.
Zing
Activating the correct sequence makes some swirling ahead of the rocket.
This is like the Return of the King all over again!
Oh Powerful! We ask for your favour, but the king is not with us...
...he has a little problem with his health. He caught a cold and cannot speak.
Padmasambhava! Who is this mortal who speaks for you?
He is a great warrior, a friend and protector of the king.
What are you up to, Grom?
Oh Powerful! The king told me to greet you.
We are full of admiration for the king's wisdom. We will listen to your request.
The king asks you to take Brahmashiras back. Humanity is not yet ready to have such power at hand.
The king's request is an order for us. We'll take Brahmashiras back and close the entrance to the city, and only you will be able to get in here. Has the king other requests?
Yes!
Grom!
Don't go too far, Grom.
The king asks you to... to give his regards to your nations and all the worlds in your dimension.
:D
Goodbye, oh Powerful.
See you.
And then the ghosts vanish.
No, not yet. I still must ask you for help.
Have we missed something?
Gotta finish the fight
How can I stop them alone?
I'll lend you the king's vimana. Choose someone who would like to help you, but you must remember the vimana has only two seats in it.
Now what the hell is a vimana, you ask?
Vimana is a word with several meanings ranging from temple or palace to mythological flying machines described in Sanskrit epics.
I've already chosen.
If you are ready, I wish you luck. See you.
Grom vanishes.
You are a descendant of King Arjuna himself. I put you in charge of guarding the city. Be careful so that the treasures and secrets of the city don't fall into the wrong hands.
As you wish, king.
Aren't you surprised with the news?
No, lord. My grandfather told me legends about our ancestors and also you told me about it in my dreams.
You remember those dreams?!
Not all of them, but some, yes...
When... WHAT?
screen turns black.
HEY
I WANTED TO READ ABOUT THE KINKY DREAMS
wut
You are insane! I'd rather live, I don't care about this war!
Slimy pepik
You know, this vehicle is made out of 5 tons of gold.
What? Say that again?
You are flying a vehicle of pure gold.
Excellent plan, but I promised to complete the mission.
5 tons of pure gold... what did you say?
How about this. When we complete the mission, the gold is all yours.
Mine! All right, what's the mission?
You'll see soon. And what about the widow left by lieutenant Chang?
Thank you, the Powerful, for fulfilling my request.
They are not so powerful. You can escape them. I did.
They are flying!
Huh
You didn't mention it's the whole fleet!
What
FUCK YEAH, WE GET TO PILOT A HINDU UFO WITH AN IN-BUILT PLASMA GUN
AND WE GET TO ENGAGE IN DOGFIGHTS WITH NAZI UFOS
OH MY GOD BROS THIS IS ALL KINDS OF AWESOME
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
After we shoot down all the nazi aircraft, cutscene mode engages.
And Petr lets Grom land on a fuckhueg nazi flying saucer.
There're a bunch of high-tech commandoes here.
Two, in fact.
After they are dead, we can enter the machine.
(screenshot number 3000
)
Why hello there
SLAUGHTER THEM ALL
They were all armed with mausers and stood no chance against Grom's hail of bullets. We also got to get rid of the nazi scientist Von Kutz who we met in the research facility not long ago.
Gee, I wonder what this button does ^___^
Grom presses the big red button and gtfos
OSNAP
You've been waiting a long time for this moment, haven't you?
Nothing will save you now. I'll give you a fair chance, though. How about we drop the weapons and finish this like men - hand to hand? Last man standing wins.
MANLINESS & EPIC++++
WE ARE ENGAGING IN A FISTFIGHT WITH AN EVIL NAZI BRUTE ON TOP OF AN UFO THAT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Also, a zeppelin flies by.
Reiser actually has a fuckton of hp, much more than Grom, and since they both deal the same fist damage, this is a little bit one-sided...
But after you punch him a bit, he runs for the zeppelin
And jumps onto it from the saucer.
Grom follows suit
HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS IS LIKE JAMES BOND MEETS INDIANA JONES MEETS WHERE EAGLES DARE
AAAAWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME
And now the saucer explodes
And falls towards the distant land
You could always switch sides
I've got a better idea. YOU die!
X-TREME
Proceed with fistfight again.
After a while, Petr flies by in the vimana.
And starts shooting the airship.
Grom knocks out Reiser, who falls towards the rudder
Tries to desperately grip it.
But falls in the end.
Grom gets on the vimana
And the bro squadron flies away from the zeppelin.
... fade to black...
Lul.
I thought they sent you home?
You got it wrong. What have you got to declare?
Nothing!
And there? Under the tarpaulin?
Well, that's just some wood for Bart. For heating. Winter's coming.
Show me.
Grom starts walking around the place, obviously not interested in the conversation
I've got a better idea. I'll give you 100 pounds. Treat it as a gift, not a loan.
You must be joking! You owe me 500 pounds and you offer me 100? I'll shoot you like a dog and confiscate your goods as payment!
No, you can't! Grom, do something. This crazy man won't let us through.
I'm getting a deja-vu here...
Roll credits.
Now what have we learned here? Never do business with communists... and the Brits
That's it, the LP is finished. Finally. Funny fact - I've started it exactly 2 years ago - September 30, 2010 :numerology: