Undead Phoenix
Arcane
Commentry by Brian Moore
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Teaser vs Israel: page 3
Player Review: page 7
Friendly vs Qatar: page 8
Friendly vs Hong Kong: page 9
Qualifier vs Scotland: page 11
Qualifier vs Holland: page 13
Qualifier vs Macedonia: page 16
Friendly vs Slovakia: page 18
Qualifier vs Norway: page 19
Friendly vs Australia: page 21
Friendly vs South Africa: page 23
Nov '09 Player Review: page 24
Playoff (Leg 1) vs Serbia: page 26
Playoff (Leg 2) vs Serbia: page 27
Season Review: page 28
Friendly vs Sweden: page 29
Football Manager: Countless marriages have been broken because of it, countless jobs have been lost in the name of 'just one more game'. A game which makes grown men cry and turn weak at the knees, and now it has come for the Codex. In case any of you need explaining, Football is a very simple sport which pits 2 teams of 11 players against each other with the aim of scoring more goals than the opposing team, this is done by kicking or heading (an important thing to remember, as using your hands is not allowed) the ball in-between two posts - when this happens, the team is said to have 'scored' a 'goal'. Scoring a goal is not that common, so football is not a sport for those who want to see teh big numbezz.
ITZ came to the Earth in the late-21st Century. Warned of its coming by the legendary Cleveland Blakemore, though his reasons for doing so remain shrouded in mystery, a chosen few of RPGCodex managed to take shelter in great underground Vaults. As the surface was ravaged by war, anarchy, and roaming bands of baby-eating negro rape squads the citizens of RPGCodex survived in their Vaults. In time; locked away with the past glorys of advanced civilisation such of Wizardry, System Shock, Arcanum and Grimoire they began to forget about what lay beyond the steel corridors and chambers of their home until one fateful day where the water chip in every Vault broke simultaneously: simply put, no water - no Vault.
As the Codexians rose from their vaults, wiping their bleary eyes, they were amazed at how much the world had changed. Where once the sky was blue, now it was stained a bloody-red by the nuclear fallout. Where once the skyline was pierced by skyscrapers, now only ruins and rubble remained. Green fields turned to desert; beautiful lakes lacking a drop of water, their bottom littered with sun-bleached skeletons, the Codexians recoiled in horror at what ITZ had done, but it was about to get worse. When night fell, they came: hordes of negroes clothed in the flayed skin of babies, unnatural robotic appendages grafted onto every part of their bodies, all shreds of what little humanity they had now gone. There was only one name with which these monsters could be called, a name taken from the depths of the fabled Retardo Land - 'Cybernegroes'. With the human race on the verge of extinction, under attack at every turn from their nemesis the cybernegroes, the few survivors gathered together and made a desperate plan - they would send a group of their strongest soldiers back in time, using their knowledges of ITZ and the future in order to unite humanity, preventing ITZ from ever happening. But war... war never changes...
It began on the 24th December 2008 with the invasion of Iceland. The GrimDark Codexians, masters of the arts of war and battle, swiftly defeating the military and subjugating the population of the island at a speed which gave the international community pause. Though so few in number that a military victory was all but impossible, there were other ways in which the world could be united under the flag of RPGCodex.
: Wake up. It's time!
: WHY HAVE I BEEN AWAKENED?
: I have a plan to stop ITZ!
: WHAT IS IT?
: We show the world that our culture is so advanced, they cannot help but accept that we are the Master Race!
: HOW WILL WE DO THAT?
: Easy! Through our domination of world football!
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: I'm serious. Do you have a better idea?
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: I need you to forge a team of Codexers and win the World Cup. This is crucial if we are to have a chance of obtaining a Cultural Victory. And frankly... I believe you are the only hope we have.
: I WILL NOT FAIL
: LETS ROLL
Update coming soon, filled with enough stats to keep you satisfied all night long
Teaser vs Israel: page 3
Player Review: page 7
Friendly vs Qatar: page 8
Friendly vs Hong Kong: page 9
Qualifier vs Scotland: page 11
Qualifier vs Holland: page 13
Qualifier vs Macedonia: page 16
Friendly vs Slovakia: page 18
Qualifier vs Norway: page 19
Friendly vs Australia: page 21
Friendly vs South Africa: page 23
Nov '09 Player Review: page 24
Playoff (Leg 1) vs Serbia: page 26
Playoff (Leg 2) vs Serbia: page 27
Season Review: page 28
Friendly vs Sweden: page 29
Football Manager: Countless marriages have been broken because of it, countless jobs have been lost in the name of 'just one more game'. A game which makes grown men cry and turn weak at the knees, and now it has come for the Codex. In case any of you need explaining, Football is a very simple sport which pits 2 teams of 11 players against each other with the aim of scoring more goals than the opposing team, this is done by kicking or heading (an important thing to remember, as using your hands is not allowed) the ball in-between two posts - when this happens, the team is said to have 'scored' a 'goal'. Scoring a goal is not that common, so football is not a sport for those who want to see teh big numbezz.
ITZ came to the Earth in the late-21st Century. Warned of its coming by the legendary Cleveland Blakemore, though his reasons for doing so remain shrouded in mystery, a chosen few of RPGCodex managed to take shelter in great underground Vaults. As the surface was ravaged by war, anarchy, and roaming bands of baby-eating negro rape squads the citizens of RPGCodex survived in their Vaults. In time; locked away with the past glorys of advanced civilisation such of Wizardry, System Shock, Arcanum and Grimoire they began to forget about what lay beyond the steel corridors and chambers of their home until one fateful day where the water chip in every Vault broke simultaneously: simply put, no water - no Vault.
As the Codexians rose from their vaults, wiping their bleary eyes, they were amazed at how much the world had changed. Where once the sky was blue, now it was stained a bloody-red by the nuclear fallout. Where once the skyline was pierced by skyscrapers, now only ruins and rubble remained. Green fields turned to desert; beautiful lakes lacking a drop of water, their bottom littered with sun-bleached skeletons, the Codexians recoiled in horror at what ITZ had done, but it was about to get worse. When night fell, they came: hordes of negroes clothed in the flayed skin of babies, unnatural robotic appendages grafted onto every part of their bodies, all shreds of what little humanity they had now gone. There was only one name with which these monsters could be called, a name taken from the depths of the fabled Retardo Land - 'Cybernegroes'. With the human race on the verge of extinction, under attack at every turn from their nemesis the cybernegroes, the few survivors gathered together and made a desperate plan - they would send a group of their strongest soldiers back in time, using their knowledges of ITZ and the future in order to unite humanity, preventing ITZ from ever happening. But war... war never changes...
It began on the 24th December 2008 with the invasion of Iceland. The GrimDark Codexians, masters of the arts of war and battle, swiftly defeating the military and subjugating the population of the island at a speed which gave the international community pause. Though so few in number that a military victory was all but impossible, there were other ways in which the world could be united under the flag of RPGCodex.
Update coming soon, filled with enough stats to keep you satisfied all night long