Machined Plate Man
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- Joined
- Jun 15, 2009
- Messages
- 33
Hope you like it....
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We pick the the female warrior, 'cause she's the hottest and looks like some sex slave.
Let's give her the ugliest portrait and an appropriate name.
Can that strong grip of yours handle my *sword*? Ha ha ha...
Perv...
Moving on, we wake up in what looks to be someones basement(Told you she was a sex slave), and find a pair of broken sandals that somehow give us 20 armor.
We walk to the lower left corner of the room where we find a chest in wich there is found 25 gold pieces.
Yay.
In the room we also find a dirk and a healing potion, off we go. Up the ladder and we're here.
We find some more weapons and other shit.
As we head for the exit an old healer guy jumps out of nowhere and starts talking to us
Ohhhh... Who are you? How did I get here?
(This is one of those long, game-starting dialogues so I won't write exactly what he's saying.)Well, I was lucky, a white cat found you, ha ha ha ha. Good thing the cat was looking out for your interests.
Cool story, bro.
*side quest sigh* There are so many troubles here.
What troubles?
There are orcs infesting the woods, and we lost contact to the magical source, and our main wizard is crazy... Well, it's not like he was ever sane, but...
I will help you!
That's very kind of you... Oh yeah... About your stuff, I couldn't carry it with me... You can buy some more of that stuff at ol' George's shop. And, I am a hippie, so I believe in sharing... You can take anything you want from my house. Besides, you can always repay me later if you feel in my dept.
I don't...
Well, goodbye then.
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Next part is coming soon.
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We pick the the female warrior, 'cause she's the hottest and looks like some sex slave.
Let's give her the ugliest portrait and an appropriate name.
Moving on, we wake up in what looks to be someones basement(Told you she was a sex slave), and find a pair of broken sandals that somehow give us 20 armor.
We walk to the lower left corner of the room where we find a chest in wich there is found 25 gold pieces.
In the room we also find a dirk and a healing potion, off we go. Up the ladder and we're here.
We find some more weapons and other shit.
As we head for the exit an old healer guy jumps out of nowhere and starts talking to us
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Next part is coming soon.