Let's Play Darkest Hour: Arms, Armistice and Red Alert

[marooned]

 

[GarfunkeL]

Ha, looks like a funny mod indeed.

And it's a good question - who would be the commanders of the German Red Army in that time period? Remember, Republic of Spain had immense problems with finding suitable officers. All of the Prussian officer corps would be dead-set against Communist rule, so GRA could only recruit junior officers from other areas (Bavaria being a good example). Deutchse Arbeiter Heer would have to struggle through many of the same problems that the Soviet Red Army had to go through in the 20's and 30's.

 

[Cassidy]

Unfortunately all my LPs will be on a hiatus this month for obvious reasons related to the remote possibility of a joke not being a joke but serious stupidity instead.

 

[eklektyk]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

 

[Fafnir]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

 

[anus_pounder]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

 

[Hellraiser]

Unfortunately all my LPs will be on a hiatus this month for obvious reasons related to the remote possibility of a joke not being a joke but serious stupidity instead.

What. Then again I guess your reaction to whatever the hell the stuff mentioned above is supposed to be was the same.

 

[Cassidy]

I have seen the darkest hour of Momma's Gang and had my username on a rumored list of a "Great Purge" of Codexia once. It would be a final flush down the toilet for so many good posters to be gone out of such arbitrary whims involving a stupid Web 2.0 feature and an user that rarely posts anything worth being commended, and considering the extent of decline thus far no matter how much I prefer to think it is indeed a joke and a test to see how many people are stupid and weak-willed enough to fall for it, after so much decline and arbitrary actions that already have set a precedent, having even transcended the traditional limitation such kind of games should be inflicted only on shitposters and people starting drama on Site Feedback, I am partly expecting the worst rather than the most likely.

Time will tell, and in the meanwhile I have a perfect pretext to give up these boring and damn easy mappaints, but worry not, because JA2 shall no be forsaken, provided the silly MHC threat is simply a joke, and I have plans for another game with a reputation of never getting a finished LP, to continue the legacy of the BUMFACE: Space Rangers 2.

 

[marooned]

 

[TripJack]

MOAR

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Since this is dead and I was playing a similar mod, might as well finish it.

Germany was a hive full of decline, as the Treaty of Versailles had enforced undomesticated upon the snowmens of the Reich.

It needed a strong leader to restore her to her former glory.

Someone to ensure that in the far future no JarlFranks would be randomly raped in the streets by gangs of Feminazis.

To the butthurt of many, it would not be the NSDAP, causing immense tears from Higher Game and Zionist Agents alike.

All the symbols of the decline would be buried and forgotten, as would the supporters of l1brulism and fascism alike.

Papa Joe and the train gangs of the USSR would also be given the finger as the KPD were true hipsters.

Indeed, the butthurt was immense as even the commies themselves started to abandon the country, prompting many to wonder if this whole thing was an elaborate troll.

But it was not.

The man himself came to visit and even if some suggested sending him to Papa Joe for the hardest lulz since Serbs sniping Kraut royalty, it couldn't be a Trotskyist republic without Trotsky.

But in the end Krauts were Krauts, regardless whether they were godless commies, butthurt nazis or undomesticated snowmens. So they did what Krauts did best, built nice cars, roads to drive them on and factories to put them together.

Spoiler

Scat porn, the #2 prime export of the Republic had not yet been discovered

But communism isn't about industry and free healthcare.

It's about Lebensraum Reich spreading it to those who don't like it. Military industry and research picked up their game for the first time in two decades.

Most of the industry for now would focus on producing the useless shit the average manboon wants to keep the sheeples from becoming restless and spraying inane graffiti on the walls such as 'We Must Dissent'.

Industrial output and growth would start up again without the need to starve millions in Skywaystan and dispatching Jews Commisars Draco to seize grain from women and babies.

As the german economic recovery was now in it's apex, many started to wonder if communism was truly the way foward and not the li1brul retardation practised in Kwastain and the rest of Yurop.

Needless to say, there was much butthurt and gnashing of teeth but it all eventually amounted to nothing.

That didn't mean that the monster of multikul would be embraced fully and allow dumb sapiens to run amok in the streets and demand welfare and machetepoint.

There was much baaaw over the new conscription laws but it was ignored. They voted for the KPD, let them reap what they sow.

Two can play this game.

While reactionary removal was taking place in Germany, the Soviets had invaded Finland and managed to draw Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia to their camp, while also causing a communist revolution in Denmark.

Germany suddenly looked very surrounded.

But there was nothing that could be done at the moment. A program of massive industrial expansion was launched to give the Republic the military production capabilities it needed to carry out her plans.

Parties may come and go but the Anschluss is always a constant.

In a stroke of luck both Austria and Sweden are overturned by communist parties and join the 4th International. The odds suddenly seem a lot better.

Krauts, Krauts never change.

And Guidos gonna Guido.

REMOVE POPEMOLE REMOVE POPEMOLE

Because Hell March is too overused

The Republic is still weak and undergoing restoration. But the brave patriots will answer the call to arms.

All he wanted was to just be a painter but the Jewwwwws, the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

Despite the Anschluss the situation was detoriating fast as phallanxes of Guidos were overwhelming the border guards, routing them back to the heartlands of Austria.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

A massive mobilisation was called for, the recruits armed with every kind of firearm that could be found in the arsenals of the Wehrmacht and organised in skeleton divisions.

The brave Revolutionary Guards would nevertheless fight to the death rather than see butthurt reactionaries bayonet rape Austria.

But it would take quite some time for the newly raised divisions to arrive. The bare handful of former austrian divisions had to hold the line against massive italian offensives, causing many to think of a similar time during WW1.

The line would just barely hold and time would be purchased with gallons of blood.

But masses of Guidos would keep charging through the Alpine passes and eventually drive back the Kraut patriots, causing the front to breka wide open.

The regular divisions of the Republic would finally arrive, attempting to take back Klagenfurt and trap the italian divisions to the north in a pocket.

The exhausted Austrian troops were also ordered to charge and keep the enemy occupied.

The guidos were crushed, losing 3 divisions to the encirclement. But a huge horde was detected to the west.

The Revolutionary Guard would arrive in the nick of time to drive them out of Salzburg and protect the heartland of Austria.

But guidos would keep pouring in, turning the battle into a meatgrinder.

The slaughter was immense, static warfare in the Alps proving to be murder for everyone involved.

The hour of crisis was now over. The time to spread the revolution to the Popemoles had come.

The theory of Blitzkrieg would first emerge in the Italian war, a testament to the superiority of Communist SuperAryans compared to National Socialist Snowmens who needed tanks and open fields to make it work.

Almost the entirety of the Italian army was now trapped near Croatioa. None would escape.

Multiple offensives would be launched in Northern Italy to keep the Guidos from concentrating enough forces to muster a counterattack,

Victories aplenty and without the mass rapes that followed communist liberation in an alternate timeline.

In another stroke of luck, the patriots of Potatoland would join the 4th International and mass mobilise their own Potato Guards to protect the common border against Papa Joe and the Railway Rape Gangs.

The italian army in Trieste was almost destroyed and a generalised offesive was ordered to seize most of Italy.

This is how u communism.

Even the potatolanders would send expeditionary forces to help spread the revolution. Such incline was only rarely seen before in history as the industrial autism of the Germans and the potato madness of the Pollacks made for an excellent combo.

But not all were happy with the socialist utopia shining on the horizon. Resistance was led by an individual known only as Lyric Suite, claiming to be the last Alpinid defender of Western Civilization. The WCDS would plague the army for the duration of the war but never seriously enough to cause any major concerns.

The seizure of Rome soon put an end to all guido resistance however.

To contain Guido butthurt and shitposting to a minimum, no humiliating treaties were called for. Better to have them as an ally.

The New Economic Policy was Lenin's way to restore a form of prosperity to the raped russian countryside during the civil war. Seems quite acceptable given the circumstances.

The 4th International had grown from nothing to a potent power within a year, compromising Krauts, Guidos, Potatoes and Snowmens alike as well as Shiptars.

But Papa Joe and his Gang were looming even bigger, especially with the Five Year Plan about to turn the USSR into an industrial superpower. There was no love lost between the two communist blocks.

The so called 'democracies' of the west, treacherous undomesticated snowmens in truth, were the real trouble however, including the powerful Kwanstain in their ranks as well.

We aren't gonna resort to Stalinist tactics. Not yet at least. Elections will go normally.

Could be worse.

((This gave me 10k manpower for some reason. Never had this bug before. Won't build a huge soviet tier army anyway so it's irrelevant in the long run))

With industrial expansion finished, all available resources are now shifted to armament production and upgrading the equipment of the Guardsmen.

Purge the dumbfucks. Kwans gonna kwa.

The first Panzer divisions also go into production soon. They will be vital in crushing the frogs later on.

Also notice that tank divisions have tank brigades attached to them for maximum kraut.

The entire army is deployed to the western border, ready for any signs of aggression.

But the spirit of Lyric Suite was too deeply ingrained in the Guidos to truly go away.

The Byzantines trusted Popemoles too and guess what happened.

Despite that, a new ally was gained, one in a vital position. Commiekebab would be an excellent springboard for which to attack the middle east and the Caucausus.

Guido, guido never changes.

This would be a short war though as the Italians had no army yet to speak of.

No way I am annexing all that.

:kwanzania: Kwanns beating the drums of war agaiin, news at 11.

Motorised divisions are also pushed into production. Together with the panzers they will form the first armored corps of the Republic.

To ensure that the frogs don't end up taking italy, two corps will be staying at the border. Last thing we need is Frenchmen in Austria.

Stukas are ordered as well for maximum blitzkrieg.

Libruls are better than fascists. At least we can deal with them later on.

Eh fuck it.

The first Panzer Corps are now ready. The dutch sodomites will soon know war.

And what'd you know, just in time.

Mandatory.

 

[Cassidy]

Corporate_Jew_Master

Link and name of the mod pls

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?613550-Communist-Germany-mod

Communist Germany mod. You can pick up the LP if you'd like to.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

ITZKRIEG ON THE WESTERN FRONT

The full might of the Panzer Corps fall upon the dutch sodomites. The plan is to strike fast and hard at their disorganised forces and surround them at the northern tip of Holland thereby effectively knocking them completely out of the game.

The Stones of Arnhem are seized and the offensive carries on without pause in all directions.

It was Kraut Clay to begin with, this ain't no imperialism.

The majority of the sodomites are trapped in Holland and Nijmegen with no way out.

They never stood a chance. Notice how the frogs took control of the dutch army.

The panzers roll on towards Belgium. An ambitious major encirclement of all Francobelgian forces inside the country is planned.

The Panzers roll in unopposed and occupy most of the border, leaving a good 25 enemy divisions trapped.

The Kraut and Potato forces are ordered to reduce the pocket.

2blitz4u?

The Low Countries and their entire armies were ahnilated within 13 days.

RUHM UND EHRE DER WAFFEN SS SCHUTZEN DER REVOLUTION

The greek front is faring badly though as hordes of kebabs were unable to dislodge 2 greek divisions from the Evros river. Panzers would have to roll through there as well.

The loosely guarded northern french border was the next target. The primary goals were to seize paris and trap the overwhelming french armies in Alsace-Lorainne.

A breakthrough is achieved and infantry corps are ordered there to hold the line as the armored divisions keep advancing. The pocket is almost done.

Even Paris is left wide open.

:tearsoftrash:

Over 30 French divisions are now trapped and with no hopes of escape. This is the decisive strike of the war.

A general view of the French front. Their advances in the south were halted and Normandy was waste. This was as good as won.

But the first Kwanzanian forces begun to arrive, landing in Normandy and cutting off the supply lines of that overextended Panzer Corps. The 10th Armored was ordered northwards to rescue them and drive the Kwans back into the sea.

9 Multikult divisions were trapped at the tip of Brittany and the French army was a shadow of it's former self.

More encirclements were taking place in the south, the only theater where there were significant enemy concentrations.

There was nothing they could do however. The war was over for them.

France soon became a Socialist Republic, joining the ranks of the 4th International.

Meanwhile, the greek fascists had taken over the Shiptars and were within striking distance of Constantinople. Action had to be taken before the kebab was removed from Yurop.

Incredibly, the Spanish Civil War was still raging on. After the balkans were taken care of, it would be time to intervene directly.

4 Panzer Corps were ordered towards the border with fascist Hungary. The plan was to invade them, then move on towards allied Romania before turning south towards Greece.

More Kwans would land in France but it was too late for them to achieve anything.

Time 2 Blitz.

Better as allies rather than underlings.

The invasion was progressing smoothly as the small Hungarian army was no match for the panzers.

Lul no.

It all belongs to the Reich 4th Internationale now.

No time was spared for the Romanian campaign. The Blitz would carry on.

There was an opportunity for a great pocket to be established and trap the majority of the romanian army between the potatoes and ourselves.

The other objective was to seize the oil fields of Ploesti.

Course, it didn't take long for them to surrunder.

For a Papa Joe gangs, they were strangely condescending.

Fucking Kwans.

60 Panzers were lost but at least the front was finally broken.

Shit roads would plague our mobility but it wasn't that bad.

Kebab forces would occupy greece, causing major butthurt, especially when greek forces were within striking range of Constantinople a few days ago.

Back in Central Yurop, the neutral abomination that was Switzerland was about to be liberated.

Just go you fags.

Neutrality had done them a disservice as their entire army was routed within hours.

Pffff, serves you right.

The Nigger machete gangs would run rampant throughout Afrika, raping british white colonist wimminz wherever they found them. ITZ had come to South Africa, prompting many DDZs to seek shelter elsewhere.

But that wasn't their only problem.

With the occupation of Switzerland now done, it was time to turn our forces towards England.

An entire Panzer Corps landed in Dover to assist the republicans in their struggle.

And divisions were assigned to the Spanish border, ready to intervene in favor of the l1bruls.

ITZ had come to England in the form of tanks.

A form of multikult allies, from Brits and Kwans to niggers would be cut off in Exeter and destroyed.

ENGLAND WILL BE SOCIALIST SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

The majority of british forces in England were now destroyed.

A counterattack managed to wrestle control of London though and a further infantry corps was transported to Dover to assist in recapturing the capital.

After that, not enough enemies were left to speak of.

It was now time to move on towards Scotland.

The presence of Kwans in the Mediterranean was troubling though. Gibraltar and the Suez had to be taken soon.

The Mediterranean was a socialist lake after all.

Loyalist french forces in Iraq were another thorn and it was unlikely that the kebabs could hold them off.

The scottish campaign would be somewhat harder due to the terrain but nothing too hard.

And with that, the last allied forces in Britain would be marched off to reeducation PoW camps. :singletearofChurchill:

To say that the International had come a long way would be an understatement. Most of Yurop was now Socialist and only the Kwanzanians remained to fight.

But there was still the matter of Spain, the Middle East as well as India.

And even more troubling was Papa Joe and his dudes. The invasion of the Soviet Union would truly be the most epic undertaking in military history, as the front would stretch from the Potato-Hitman borders to the Caucasus.

 

[JoKa]

Nicely done so far. Keep it up!

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

HUGE ARMORED ITZ ON THE SANDS

The l1bruls are forced into the fold. Franco and the WCDS had them limited at the northern tip of Catalonia and only a massive intervension could save them.

5 army corps climbed over the Pyrenees and assaulted nationalist positions, two of them heading over to Aragon to help out the republicans.

Superior weaponry and artillery concentration proved fatal for the spaniards and they were sent over the river.

The river crossings were treacherous as spanish machine gunners were mowing down the socialist bros as they tried to cross it.

The few that managed to cross over soon found themselves cut off and slaughtered outright or taken prisoner.

Despite constant artillery barrages, little damage was done and the attack failed miserably with 5000 men dead.

This time supporting forces were ordered to and the battle began again.

ITZ rained from the skies as the shells claimed thousands of lives, much like in the nights of Georgia in an alternate timeline.

The spaniards were led by Franco himself, a fairly competent commander, commanding 27 divisions with outdated armaments.

The slaughter was truly immense as over 40.000 men died, the river stained with blood.

But the brave socialist patriots endured the trial like men.

DIE WAFFE LEEEEEGT AAAAAN

With the majority of their forces now disorganised, further offensives met with success but also heavy losses caused by the fanatic fighting of the WCDS.

With Galicia wide open, a second front could be opened up against Portugal, thereby denying the Kwans a base from which to invade Iberia. Much like a Fascist Kwa would do in an alternate timeline to protect Yurop from invading russian hordes.

Madrid was now within striking distance and easy to encircle.

A force of over 140.000 men began the invasion of Portugal, the last of the Allies on the yuropean mainland.

@TheBrazilianSlaughter would be immense.

Madrid soon fell and the campaign was entering it's closing stages.

Portugal was annexed by the Republicans who had dreams of a united Iberia.

The WCDS made a last stand at Cadiz and died to a man, either by enemy fire or executed by Commisar Dracos who patrolled the lines for any signs of HERESY or decadent behavior.

Librulism would not be tolerated in the new world socialist order as it killed the mind and encouraged decline.

Gibraltar was also seized, thereby blocking any access to the Mediterranean from the Atlantic. If the Suez was closed also then the Kwanzanian fleet would be trapped and starved to death inside Mare Nostrum.

And Iberia was finally united under a socialist government that dangerously leaned towards Papa Joe. We would need to keep our eye on them.

Speaking of which, the bulk of the republic's infantry divisions were ordered eastwords at the potato-soviet border. The military buildup for the inevitable invasion of the USSR would continue for some years.

But even more importantly, an expeditionary force was sent to help the Kebabs in the conquest of Africa and the Middle East. Named the BUSCHMESSER BANDE KORPS, it's emblem a palm tree crossed by two machetes, it was comprimised of armored and motorised units very well suited for the open terrain of the dark continent.

Authors Note: It's a confirmed bug, USA is a puppet of Israel, wil be fixed in the next version.

The first obstacle for the panzers were a mixed force of chosen people and goyim.

The Juden had their retreat lines cut off and were soon anhilated. The way to Egypt and the Suez was now open.

Operation ROTE STURM (not to be confused with kwanzanian popamole of a similar name) caused @TheBrazilianSlaughter in Kuwait and began the invasion of Saudi Arabia.

It would be a savage war as the beheadings of those who were suspected of insulting islam were commonplace and the religion of peace called hundreds of thousands of holy warriors to slaughter the infidels in the name of Allah and religious tolerance.

Egyptians were less durka in their behavior but the fight for the corridor would be brutal with many panzers destroyed.

The seizure of Mecca was a monumental event, signalling the death of Islam and a thousand years of Incline for the rest of the world.

Meanwhile, the Kwanzanians were about to intervene in Africa with a sizeable force of 16 Divisions while cries of HUEHUEHUEHUE could be heard from the Ether.

Egypt and the Suez were nevertheless seized in a short timespan, now blocking all access to or from the Mediterranean sea, now truly a socialist lake.

But the war would now enter it's darkest and most brutal phase of all.

The allies would recruit bands of wild niggers armed with machetes to harass supply lines and even use as shock troops.

Moving silently and fast within the jungles and deserts of Afrikka they could ambush isolated detachment and rape the survivors to death, a terrifying fate that many would suffer in the coming months.

The first batch of niggers were detected near Tobruk, armed with french rifles and machete bayonets.

The fighting was surreal as the cromags would ride primitive Trukks and jump upon panzers, attempting to open the turret hatches and take the machete to those within.

Not even the terrible Flammenwerfer or the otherwise very succesfull doctrine of KILL IT WITH FIRE would work against them.

Morale started to drop and men were heard whispering words such as 'nigs' 'heavan' or 'ITZ' whose meaning was never deciphered.

Not even the newly issues Panzer IVs helped raise their spirit and the offensive came to a halt before the jungles of Sudan.

Mobility rather than direct confrontation was used, the main strategy constisting of cutting the niggers off their stores of babymeat and making them lose the will to fight.

Thanfully, their numbers started thinning towards the west and further up the coast.

After a month of savage fighting and men being dragged to eldtritch temples to suffer ritual machete rape, the majority of Africa was under kebab control.

Worrying news came back from home however. Significant forces of Kwanzanians had landed in Holland and even advanced as far as Dusseldorf, spreading freedom and demokwacy whenever they went.

But with the help of the socialist bros there were contained and eventually pushed into the sea, thereby limiting the future sales of titles such as Thiaf.

After much effort Abyssinia finally accepted socialism and the Republic started fielding it's own machete gangs, freeing up the Buschmesser Bande Korps to be transferred back to Yurop.

More forces were sent towards Potatoland as zero hour was growing near but there were other worrying fronts as well.

Yugoslavia and Chzechoslovakia had sizeable armies as well and even more worrying was their ability to strike immediately at the heart of the Republic, where most of the industry was located.

There were 3 major fronts against Papa Joe.

1. The Caucasus. Kebab could be quickly overrun by the soviet hordes and some divisions will have to be transferred there to hold the mountains.
2. Romania. Surrounded by Yugoslavia, Bulgaria and the USSR itself, it is the most dangerous front as should it fall, the enemy would have a clear path towards Germany and the Bosporus Straits both.
3. Potatoland. The primary front against the Soviets and the one with the greatest chances of achieving any sort of decisive encirclements. The majority of the armored corps will be positioned there.

It will take the 4th International at least 2 years needed to muster sufficient forces to deal with any of these theaters.

Possible choices are as follows:

1. Abandon the caucasus completely, fortify Constantinople and Romania and blitz througn Yugoslavia and Bulgaria before concentrating against Papa Joe.

2. Only focus against the Czechs and the Russians, hold the front at Yugoslavia and send most of our forces through Poland to attack the Russians directly.

3. Same as 2 but detach a sizeable force to Sweden and attack through Finland as well.

 

[MilvenTheDwarf]

POTATO SOCIALSIMUS EVERMORE!

 

[Fafnir]

3!

 

[exe]

1

 

[oscar]

2

 

[Cassidy]

3

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Gonna wait for a couple more votes until page 3 is hit.

 

[Fafnir]

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Vote you fucks.

 

[Blagrar]

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