I've always hated waiting in the Doctor's office... especially if the doctor in question is turning people into Elks or some weird displacement of color and metal.
Step lightly my friend, for this is my sanity you are treading on.
Aight, let’s get this mind-fucking over with. I’ll start with animu doucherodiccus prime on the left with the green hair and work my way to the right, as they all have something equally hate-rage inducing.
Hmm, interesting question. Who would you rather have your child talk to – Jasede or Black Cat? Personally I’d make my child take tutoring lessons from her royal majesty Voulurnicus Rex.
Next up, the kinda orange guy.
On to Rudolf the unfinished furry reindeer.
A guy with a scar on his face… could be… a normal human being mayhapse?
What an interesting paradigm. The decadent have enough money to indulge their ridiculous fetishes and needs of material and fleshy desires but hardworking people are given the shaft and left to bleed out…
… SUBTLE SHIT BRO
Regardless, this Dr. Allard is starting to sound like a serious cuntbag and a half – not to forget the note we found earlier from him which already painted him as 10 pounds of douche in a 5 pound bag.
Hmm, another vaguely normal looking person (old lady on top right)…. Oh well
Okay well it looks like there isn’t shit for us here so lets get on our way to proto neo new York… jesus the fuck is oh whatever.
Oh god please don’t tell me this is …
… fuck. This.
Fuck this noise, Barukree! Tell the fucker what time it is!
Since we’re back I figure we should try the old lady again, maybe something’s opened up…
MOTHERFUCKER! OH fuck this, I’m sick of this polite bullshit. Furries, freaks, Salvatore faggots and everything else. This shit stops now.
The top bodyguard manages to knock one of us out but we ‘roid right back up and finish ‘em off for a nice chunk of XP.
GATDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NO WE AINT PAY’IN NO GATDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TOLL YOU FUCKING FUCK!
Well fuck, looks like these bastards have a really strong attack they hadn’t used last time, one that can potentially knock a nigga out.
Anyway, the rewards are well worth it, DING!
Looked great, did jack all shit. Heh, I remember that move being worth something. Anyway, Allard spends his turns giving us Ass burgers but it doesn’t really matter as we end up slamming his face up his ass and back out again.
There was a QTE event here and I ended up fucking up on the first of the 3 parts because I tried to take a screenshot and didn’t react in time for either. FUCK. Anyway it wasn’t too bad but if you mess up on all of them then you end up dead.
Anyway, TILL NEXT TIME YOU BASTARDS.
Soon to come: Old friends, confrontations from the past, and taking on Witcher’s jobs from a bulletin board cuz holy shit really I guess ok.