Chapter 35 - Back from the Grave
So.. What the hell are we doing?
Seems a little foggy...
Ahhaaaa!
Be silent you fool. Where are we?
Looks like the promenade.
It's as if half a year has passed..
Whatever.. What the hell do I have in my pocket.. and what am I wearing?
When did we get the deed to this playhouse? Bet this is going to be a lot of work.
More than likely filled with dirty hippies as well.
Good lord.. lets just go somewhere where we can reflect in peace.
Maybe the Graveyard?
Whatever lets go.
Wait what?
Well that was uncalled for. By the way i feel we should go to Cassa del Paco.
Why?
Don't question my authority.
We travel to Cassa del Paco
Was anyone paying attention? What just happened?
You were actually talking...
But it's like it happened 9 months ago. Let's go reflect peacefully at the graveyard.
We travel to the Graveyard
Psssth. Only the weak shed tears in public.
So.. tomb robbing?
The gods do not condone the desecration of tombs!
That's right you talk to gods!
Well I don't 'talk to gods' per say but-
No one cares. Lets go loot the dead.
Wait we are doing what now?
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
You were the one talking..
We have agreed to do a good and noble thing!
That doesn't sound good.
Well.. Let's at least do some looting.
Justice?
Justice includes exploiting the situation to my, er, our benefit.
The problem with the Graveyard is that there are way to many people morning the dead.
Crypt King my ass.
My plan is coming together!
What evil plan is this?
Bah! Evil is in the eye of the beholder. Lets rob another grace.
Yes, totally not evil.
So... Child molester?
Yep.
The gods have.. little hope.
Owwww.
Who cares?
No. He seems like a nice Conley older man living by himself with no one to watch or judge his actions. I'm sure it will end well.
When did it get dark?
We must rescue a bear! Or something.
To the slums!
Look I'm famous!
And feared! Don't just stand there, kill them as they run!
Well he died quick.
Too quick to record the events that led to his death.
How did you know exactly where to go to find this guy?
A leader just knows. Grab the bear.
That warms my heart.
Why? Kid is still dead.
Alright lets go deeper into these tombs.
Looks like a big spider nest.
I hate spiders. They killed my best minion.
I thought I was your best minion.
No you're second. The Barbarian was better.
I'm standing right here you know.
Well you are in the 7-10 range. Nothing to be ashamed about.
Let's move on. I'm sure there is nothing important behind these doors.
So. Into the hive?
Bloody hell.
Paco she will kill the hostages!
So what?! Kill the spiders!!!!!!!!!!
Burn you bastards!!
Ok that's done with. Lets go deeper.
Deeper?
That's right baby deeper.
Hmm. That was unrewarding.
The gods feel that it would have been more rewarding with a 'Bioware npc or two'. I do not know what that means.
Well this whole excursion seems like it was a waste of time.
I don't know I feel as if we have returned from the dead.
The gods have mixed feelings. They still worry about that girl..
Whatever. We killed some stuff, we looted some tombs, and we got a lead on a scam that may make us some money. Not a bad two days.
So where to next?
Ahhgelees!!!
Shut up Trhggr.
Next- Ulminati admits his lack of faith is directly related to penis size and Team Paco equips the Shield of Cheese!