Jenkem
その目、だれの目?
Here is the main menu screen. Here we see the happy family posing for us. It's so heckin' cool XD!!
Anyways. let's hit new game and begin our life as a beta male!
My Car. Yes that is my very own personalized license plate. And yes, I'm keeping that bumper sticker on forever just to piss off you damned drumpfies LOL!
FLAG'S UP! That means we have mail!!! I wonder what it could be, I don't remember ordering any funky pops...
OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY HECKIN' MASK FINALLY ARRIVED! LET'S TRY IT ON!
SO MUCH BETTER! Hahaha remember to wear your maskerinos, dooders!! It's cool how something so simple can save so many lives... I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!! XD Anyways, enough of waffling around outside, I'm eager to see my family.... I can't wait to see their smiling faces. I do it all for them!!
My beautiful baby boy!!!! Tyrone Jr is a handful but he's just so precious... Look at him greeting his papa at the door after a long day at work. What a heckin' trooper! He is going to grow up to be a scientist, I just know it!!!!
I really shouldn't be wasting so much time before I check in with my wife, but I'm just so heckin' worn out from work. Perhaps I should drink something to boost my energy before I go and make love to her...
Yep! My fridge is ALWAYS full of soy-based meal substitutes! This will surely give me the energy and stamina I need to make sweet love to my beautiful wife! I bet you chuds are jealous, huh?
to be continued....