HERE WE AGAIN! WOO!
Sorry about the lack of updates, I was enticed by Painkiller and BG-Tutu.
We're on a boat motherfucker!
For the next 2 turns, aliens kill unsuspecting tourists on the sun decks as the X-Com team deploys.
Turn 4 starts with our valiant heroes looking for targets - seems the ship has been attacked mainly by Aquatoids. Except Edward_R_Murrow finds a scaly abomination walking on two feet.
Eddie takes a quick snapshot... which naturally leaves the freak standing. FUCK. Luckily he manages to duck out of the room. CrusadarTemplar shoots another scaly fucktard with as disappointing results.
That is from Gas Cannon with AP rounds. Scaly fucktards. During alien turn the bugger shoots one of us - Sport maybe? I'll have to check. RIP mate.
CrusaderTemplar tries again but misses. Rest of team tries to get under cover.
CrusaderTemplar hits the scaly murderer for a second time and it stays standing.
Rabidredneck imitates CT but only hits the side of our flying sub. Cheers mate.
Very interesting turn for the aliens. First this fellow calmly walks infront of Eddie who does not react at all.
Then the other one kills RabidRedneck. R.I.P.
Eddie shoots the bugger but as previously stated, these assholes can take two AP rounds into the chest with zero issues, it seems.
Edward_R_Murrow gets into cover and Stereotypical Villain secures his flank.
During aliens turn, the sundeck-scaly and CT exchange fire with no visible results.
Onwards, X-Com! Eddie tries to look where the scalie went, with disappointingly familiar results.
Why didn't I just throw a grenade there? :sigh:
DragonFK and DarkUnderLord dash into the ship from the sub. But OverweightManatee and Spekkio are both scared to death and useless.
During alien's turn, one just walks and shoots our pointman. Awesome. Luckily I don't remember the name.
OverweightManatee, Spekkio and Lonely Vazdru panic. Vazdru runs into the middle of the deck, ensuring that he will die during next alien turn. Nice.
StereotypicalVillain primes his explosives so as not to follow on late Edward_R_Murrow's path.
As I said, not surprising:
OverweightManatee goes berserk and blows up a container right next to Spekkio but luckily it only spews smoke.
DU turns around with the intention of throwing a grenade to the hallway when he spots something more threatening:
Awesome. Well, DU threw the bomb right next to the floating brain and runs away, as does DragonFK.
Alien turn.
In other words, the bomb goes off but DOES NOT KILL THE FLOATING BRAIN!
The other bomb doesn't kill anyone either. Spekkio gets a blast into his back. YAY.
Everyone is either berkser or in panic, except Stereotypical Villain, who switches AP out and HE in for his gas cannon.
Aliens shoot the door behind him. Bunch of people keep freaking out. SV blasts the scalie WHO DOES NOT DIE and he replies with:
Well, DU didn't live long, as he went for Spekkio's cannon, the Floating Brain mowed him down.
Trash dashes for the gun and gets behind some crates. DragonFK tries to avenge DU but to no avail. I can't make it out in the smoke if he even hits the asshole or not.
Alien turn...
Whoa, nothing, except DragonFK and OverweightManatee panic. FUCK YOU MANATEE YOU ARE USELESS!
Whew, two turns of peace. People calm down, pick up their weapons and get moving. CrusaderTemplar primes a proximity mine, next turn he'll throw it at the kitchen where the first scalie hides. DragonFK, Trash and Darth Roxor try to flush out the floating brain and maybe take it down with concentrated fire from 3 Gas Cannons. That's the plan.
Okey, aliens keep hiding, so CT throws the mine and our Tres Musketeers advance.
Still nothing, so naturally Trash panics. But otherwise we'll stick to the plan.
Alien turn:
Note to self, smoke does not hinder aliens visibility as we had previously learned but already forgotten. DragonFK gets shot, drops his bomb, bomb goes boom, Trash and Darth Roxor vaporize in an instant.
Fuck this, it's lost. Time to run away!
JarlFrank and CrusaderTemplar make it into the sub, while OverweightManatee keeps panicking, though it seems that aliens use MC on him constantly. He runs through the dining hall into elevators.
But morale 10 doesn't really help either. After 8 turns of alternating between panic and berserk, he finally succumbs to MC control. Time to lift off and say bye bye.
Rest of the month goes uneventfully - 2 subs are spotted but both are too fast and manage to escape. Then it's end of month:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
We know what THAT means.
Oh well, Aliens 3 - Earth 0.