Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
What the hell happened to me? Was I the "unknown" who died in the update before this one? 
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Let's get horribly raped in TFTD! Orgasm now running things!
- Thread starter GarfunkeL
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Ensign Azira signing up for duty!
You need more meatbags, that's a given, and I have a proud history of dying after scoring exactly 1 kill. Usually, I get shot in the back.
You need more meatbags, that's a given, and I have a proud history of dying after scoring exactly 1 kill. Usually, I get shot in the back.
Orgasm
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Yes, SV, you are indeed dead.
But its cinema time!
I wanted to experiment with the format. So I made a speed up video.
But I fucked up and forgot audio.
So you have to run Red Alert 2 soundtrack in the background for at least some enjoyment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14pxVb1VjKk
There is some nice nade action at the beginning and the end.
Its 10 min long and 25 mb large. VLC should play it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mmxgjqxtotl
But its cinema time!
I wanted to experiment with the format. So I made a speed up video.
But I fucked up and forgot audio.
So you have to run Red Alert 2 soundtrack in the background for at least some enjoyment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14pxVb1VjKk
There is some nice nade action at the beginning and the end.
Its 10 min long and 25 mb large. VLC should play it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mmxgjqxtotl
Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
Ballcuntgarglingpopamolefuckerswithplasmaguns.
I'll be back for the next run through though.
I'll be back for the next run through though.
Still alive.
Rabidredneck
Liturgist
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Yay, I survived!
TheCowburner
Educated
YEAH! Now, let's kill some fucking...Orgasm said:
Ah, downloading it right now.
lightbane
Arcane
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Hmm, some recomendations (I do not know if it works for all of the versions): For cheap money, produce heavy gaus cannons, these can be sold easily, and you should order all of your techies to produce a single item, that way they'll be faster than if you order them to make several things at once, but you'll have to re-order them each time to make new stuff).
EDIT: I like your tactics. Although your obsession with explosives may be a bit of a worry you did not lost a single soldier, unlike a certain lper did here...
EDIT: I like your tactics. Although your obsession with explosives may be a bit of a worry you did not lost a single soldier, unlike a certain lper did here...
TheCowburner
Educated
Rabidredneck said:
Edit: Good video Orgasm
Orgasm
Barely Literate
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You were shot because I got tired of playing sitting ducks. Its at the end where the 3 dudes at the fence cant decide who will charge the warehouse. =)
This is 2 times speed up and with the soundtrack embedded. I think you can follow it nicely.
It took 5 min to put together, 10 to render and 20 to upload.
http://vimeo.com/12108814
The full video is 30 min. I doubt very much you will sit through them. Or anybody else for that matter.
It would take 20 min to render and 40 to upload. Not worth it.
This is 2 times speed up and with the soundtrack embedded. I think you can follow it nicely.
It took 5 min to put together, 10 to render and 20 to upload.
http://vimeo.com/12108814
The full video is 30 min. I doubt very much you will sit through them. Or anybody else for that matter.
It would take 20 min to render and 40 to upload. Not worth it.
Orgasm
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Space music. 
http://listen.di.fm/public3/spacemusic.pls
Another quite month is dawning. Another trip to Thailand. If you get my drift.
Japan and North Korea also in reach. I wonder what happens to North Korea till 2040.
No alien scum reaches the Martian hole.
Neo Japan was happy to see that our soldiers fully utilized their mate industries. Thats was a double pun. YEAAAAHHH.
Africa and Egypt,
, dont make me laugh.
We sell all kinds of shit and hire 50 eager scientists. Preferably women. They work better together. =P
Looks lame. They also dont carry sonic rifles. Instead they try to piss or spit on you. Hence the shitty range. Easy prey.
Thats what I am talking about. Power armor or MC? MC is for pussies. Plus it takes eons to research, build, use.
Dont get hit from the side. That will kill you. Rifle blast to the chest is a-ok.
Oh yeah. *whistle* TMNT tune
Adult Human Soldier Turtles! Tararararaaa ram!
Are those beds? Desks? 2040 is back to CRT? FUCK YEAH!
I ran out of plastic =(
A large one, I cant even intercept it. It down my subs with one hit.
What is long and hard? =)
No.
Its the road to the sonic oscillator.
1941, one insignificant officer at the forefronts of Moscow said:
We are going into battle not to die but to live.
There is no armor against fate.
I dont even remember ever having a terror mission with grass...
Who is who? =)
http://listen.di.fm/public3/spacemusic.pls
Another quite month is dawning. Another trip to Thailand. If you get my drift.
Japan and North Korea also in reach. I wonder what happens to North Korea till 2040.
No alien scum reaches the Martian hole.
Neo Japan was happy to see that our soldiers fully utilized their mate industries. Thats was a double pun. YEAAAAHHH.
Africa and Egypt,
, dont make me laugh.
We sell all kinds of shit and hire 50 eager scientists. Preferably women. They work better together. =P
Looks lame. They also dont carry sonic rifles. Instead they try to piss or spit on you. Hence the shitty range. Easy prey.
Thats what I am talking about. Power armor or MC? MC is for pussies. Plus it takes eons to research, build, use.
Dont get hit from the side. That will kill you. Rifle blast to the chest is a-ok.
Oh yeah. *whistle* TMNT tune
Adult Human Soldier Turtles! Tararararaaa ram!
Are those beds? Desks? 2040 is back to CRT? FUCK YEAH!
I ran out of plastic =(
A large one, I cant even intercept it. It down my subs with one hit.
What is long and hard? =)
No.
Its the road to the sonic oscillator.
1941, one insignificant officer at the forefronts of Moscow said:
We are going into battle not to die but to live.
There is no armor against fate.
I dont even remember ever having a terror mission with grass...
Who is who? =)
TheCowburner
Educated
Cool pic. Reminded me of this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOETlkc_nNY.Orgasm said:
Merkwürdigliebe
Arcane
Sign me up. Ready to kick some alien ass or shoot fellow codexers in the back.
Orgasm
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I dotn know where that pictures is from.
In case some of you wondered, I can and do write properly and grammatically correct. Its just that I am too lazy.
Gotta count those dead too.
Vid, 200% fast, lyricless. =)
http://vimeo.com/12179002
Soundtrack for screenshots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ3t4byog9o
You can choo choose now!
Right into action. North west of our cosy sub. Or whereever that is in isometric.
Another one north. I can see through windows too.
But not shoot. Although our dudes can help themself there...
MMMM, grilled cheese.
North too, past the "Holiday Inn" some Deep Ones ogle the flora.
Cowburner tactically exposing his back.
Haba has a premonition about something in the dark.
Missed thogh
Sat down and cant be seen. Best case scenario.
Gondo helps himself to an extra entry and see a grenadier. Horrible creatures, I kill em as fast as I can.
Not enogh TU to kill...
For Gondo at least
Grml, shitty gaus piece of shit.
CowBurner does what he does best. BBQ.
I have flashbacks to stonesoup where one moment there is 1 jelly and the next there are 2...
Missed again.
Lazy has no line of sight. And a gaus rifle...
He can walk though
jugg is inside. Risking his hide.
Maria is went inside to check that corpse. Maybe he has gold on him.
Spots a turd.
The spansh Jesse James.
Still chillin.
Open doors are evil.
Strange, nobody up there...
Enemy Turn: Take fucking cover!
So, they wanna play with the big boys.
There, walk around there.
Haba spots something. Has nice accuracy.
Cant hit shit again! Maria missed too.
Rape.
Can sit down. Dont care. 120 front armor. FUCK YOU SONIC RIFLE!
Next turn, missed again. -rage-
CowBurner, mah man!
jugg plants another small gift.
There is something.
That fella is already dead but I shoot at him anyway. Why? Because I can
Gondolin missed =( , Maria didnt.
King of the Hill
If we only had flamethrowers...
Haba putting astray dogs to rest.
There they are. Iwo Jima stlye campers.
Zboj send some rocket love.
Alright. This dude. Just fucking wathc the video. He survived so much, he probably tricked Schrödingers cat into giving him one part of her state and over 9000 extra lives.
Did you know that Jesse James got shot in the back when he was facing a wall? Oh Jimmy , I hope this wont happen to you.
Zboj clearing bunkers now.
This one is empty. Thank God.
Watch video again. I didnt even care what happens to those dudes. They just run in there and ....
None the less, we saved 3 civilians. Civilians are very important for some reason.
In case some of you wondered, I can and do write properly and grammatically correct. Its just that I am too lazy.
Gotta count those dead too.
Vid, 200% fast, lyricless. =)
http://vimeo.com/12179002
Soundtrack for screenshots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ3t4byog9o
You can choo choose now!
Right into action. North west of our cosy sub. Or whereever that is in isometric.
Another one north. I can see through windows too.
But not shoot. Although our dudes can help themself there...
MMMM, grilled cheese.
North too, past the "Holiday Inn" some Deep Ones ogle the flora.
Cowburner tactically exposing his back.
Haba has a premonition about something in the dark.
Missed thogh
Sat down and cant be seen. Best case scenario.
Gondo helps himself to an extra entry and see a grenadier. Horrible creatures, I kill em as fast as I can.
Not enogh TU to kill...
For Gondo at least
Grml, shitty gaus piece of shit.
CowBurner does what he does best. BBQ.
I have flashbacks to stonesoup where one moment there is 1 jelly and the next there are 2...
Missed again.
Lazy has no line of sight. And a gaus rifle...
He can walk though
jugg is inside. Risking his hide.
Maria is went inside to check that corpse. Maybe he has gold on him.
Spots a turd.
The spansh Jesse James.
Still chillin.
Open doors are evil.
Strange, nobody up there...
Enemy Turn: Take fucking cover!
So, they wanna play with the big boys.
There, walk around there.
Haba spots something. Has nice accuracy.
Cant hit shit again! Maria missed too.
Rape.
Can sit down. Dont care. 120 front armor. FUCK YOU SONIC RIFLE!
Next turn, missed again. -rage-
CowBurner, mah man!
jugg plants another small gift.
There is something.
That fella is already dead but I shoot at him anyway. Why? Because I can
Gondolin missed =( , Maria didnt.
King of the Hill
If we only had flamethrowers...
Haba putting astray dogs to rest.
There they are. Iwo Jima stlye campers.
Zboj send some rocket love.
Alright. This dude. Just fucking wathc the video. He survived so much, he probably tricked Schrödingers cat into giving him one part of her state and over 9000 extra lives.
Did you know that Jesse James got shot in the back when he was facing a wall? Oh Jimmy , I hope this wont happen to you.
Zboj clearing bunkers now.
This one is empty. Thank God.
Watch video again. I didnt even care what happens to those dudes. They just run in there and ....
None the less, we saved 3 civilians. Civilians are very important for some reason.
I fucking hate when the cyberdisc things hide in these. It usually means sacrificing a squad member, thanks to the 'explode on death' policy, and they never want to get out of the fucking corner...
The famous "last goddamn alien" of TFTD. They always ruin my otherwise flawless victories.
Guillaume777
Novice
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Darth Roxor said:
I fucking hate when the cyberdisc things hide in these. It usually means sacrificing a squad member, thanks to the 'explode on death' policy, and they never want to get out of the fucking corner...
Stun Rods work great.
Guillaume777
Novice
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Do you know who took this picture?Orgasm said:
EDIT: Nevermind, the photograph is Sally Mann.
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