It is.
Our last adventure begins in a large courtyard. There are seven doors to the north, maybe as a reference to the seven deadly sins, I'm not sure. Since there is only one door unlocked at a time, we're forced to go from left to right.
Door 1
Uh, Ashe?
We have a face-off with four demons in a barren wasteland, wounded and handicapped. At this point you just know that this is going to be a rough ride.
Door 2
Calling another saint for aid…
What's a ship doing here?
Door 3
Alchemists and lots of traps. This place is just brutal. At least our armour remains intact.
Door 4
I don't even want to know what would've had happened otherwise. It appears to be just one small labyrinth with some skeletons in it.
Door 5
Each swarm drops extra healing potions so I’m not complaining.
Considering the setting, I'm with Ashery on that one. Soul it is.
Not good. What about life?
This goes on for a while.
Filled with regrets, I decide to sacrifice our wealth instead.
Door 6
Ashe strength drops to a meagre 18
Hopefully wasting his last bit of divine favour will lead to a more tolerable result.
We suffer as a community like true communists.
The blade is actually a mighty two-handed sword whose wielder gets extra protection against fire. We might need it soon as there is only one door left.
Door 7
Another labyrinth filled with traps?
No matter, nothing will stop us now.
Seven heads, all the ways to kill, demons really
are creatures of temptation. Sick ‘em, boys!
Just kidding. Let’s get serious!
Poor old Baphomet. The group is so much covered in with healing and enchantment potions that his chance of success drops into the single digit area.
There is no way in hell we're backing out of this now.
I just looked it up on Wikipedia. Hope really does count as a virtue. The more you know...
Baphomet's little world is starting to fall apart.
He says something cheesy and villainous but I can't make it out thanks to the bad sound quality.
Sure looks painful. With the evil defeated, light and peace returns to the lands.
I hereby
to the game for the very authentic way it presents traditional German customs, like drinking yourself under the table with good beer on every possible occasion.
We might just as well...
Some things truly never change.
So, what sayeth you, honourable jury?
Jesus is disturbed by our violent tendencies and lack of compassion. Thankfully he is still a cool dude so we get his vote.
Beowulf is rather displeased by the absence of extreme gore and mutilation but impressed that we were able to survive the dragon. Another vote for us.
Doomguy is shocked that not a single gun was fired during the whole journey. He states however that our ability to kill demons with 'whack sticks' as he calls them is pretty hardcore. It's another vote well earned.
No comment on that one
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen. We are now legendary! (and totally broke if I might add)