ghostdog
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So, what if we were spineless faggots ? Let's see what would have happened in that case...
The Spineless Ending.
We could either leave her in the cell or leave her possessed by Nur-Ab-Sal.
NEVER ! I'm staying RIGHT HERE !
You're starting to make me nervous, kiddo.
Don't fret Indy. At last, Nur-Ab-Sal and I... ARE ONE AND THE SAME !
Fine, If you promise not to foam at the mouth.
You think you're so smart, but you understand NOTHING !
Are you coming with me or not ?
FINE ! You can stay right here. We've got a Lost City to find !
So, we power up the tractor...
Dodge certain death...
Navigate an annoying maze...
And reach the Colossus.
Not the paradise she imagined, that's for sure.
Once we enter, the game gives us a hint that this is our last chance to go back and get Sophia...
...it might be my last chance...
NO ! WE'RE SPINELESS FAGGOTS, WE MOVE ON !
We adjust the new combination (it's different each time)
And surprise buttseks nazi appear.
But Kerner's greed makes him an Atlantean Goat and Ubermann is tricked by Indy's persuasion skills to also step under the machine...
WHEN SUDDENLY !!!
DID YOU THINK MERE CAGES COULD TRAP THE MIGHTY NUR-AB-SAL IN HIS OWN CITY ?!
Sophia !
SILENCE, ANIMAL !
Nur-Ab-Sal isn't a learning animal, it seems. He actually went through this pointless transformation, a second time.
Time to get the hell outa here.
WUT ? Wasn't it *us* who abandoned her ? Oh well, this concludes the "bad" ending.
The Spineless Ending.
We could either leave her in the cell or leave her possessed by Nur-Ab-Sal.
FINE ! You can stay right here. We've got a Lost City to find !
So, we power up the tractor...
Dodge certain death...
Navigate an annoying maze...
And reach the Colossus.
Once we enter, the game gives us a hint that this is our last chance to go back and get Sophia...
NO ! WE'RE SPINELESS FAGGOTS, WE MOVE ON !
We adjust the new combination (it's different each time)
And surprise buttseks nazi appear.
But Kerner's greed makes him an Atlantean Goat and Ubermann is tricked by Indy's persuasion skills to also step under the machine...
WHEN SUDDENLY !!!
Nur-Ab-Sal isn't a learning animal, it seems. He actually went through this pointless transformation, a second time.
Time to get the hell outa here.
WUT ? Wasn't it *us* who abandoned her ? Oh well, this concludes the "bad" ending.