Chapter 28: Simon Says
Later that night...
Say...could you perhaps tell me how I might find your friend Simon?
Simon? *He raises an eyebrow.* Hehe, nah. I don't think so. As I've told you, this isn't Simon's kind of thing. He might even have you arrested. And then I'd have to look for a new girl who's so eager.
(Persuade) I just want to talk to him. I won't risk getting arrested, I promise.
He scratches his chin.
Hmm. Well, okay. Simon. Well, trouble is, he doesn't leave his quarters a lot anymore, and they don't allow civilians in. But...I guess I could try to arrange a meeting.
Ah, that's d be really sweet of you!
Let me think... The warehouse at 19, Knight's Street. I'll tell you to meet you there, okay?
Sure.
He grins again and gives me a big smooch on my lips, then climbs up from the bed. He tucks his member back into his pants, dressing up before leaving.
LP Comment: This meeting is pretty pointless to be honest. OK, so maybe there's an opportunity to assault Simon and his bodyguards in the warehouse, but really. Why should you risk it here? Four of them, and Aisha's all alone. No way.
Simon is a man in his early thirties, I would guess. He has bright blue eyes and blond hair, and I suppose one might call him handsome. He makes an impression like he's used to commanding people. And that he expects them to obey.
This is your girl?
He eyes me briefly.
Yes, that's her. Cute, isn't she?
Jero grins.
I guess.
It would really be a shame if our troops caught her.
As you can see, my dear, Jero's quite bewitched by you and tells me that I should hire you. In case that fits into your current career plans?
Tell me more, please.
We'll get you off the streets and put you into Simon's house on the Isle of Men. You'll keep us company, play dice, and board-games with us, and such.
LP Comment: That sounds damn fun. Must be a rich person's hobby to hire prostitute to play tabletop games.
I'm going to make you very happy, I promise.
I offer my most winning smile.
I live on the island in the southern part of the city. Can't really miss the house, it's pretty big and has a couple of guards outside. I'll expect you tomorrow.
I'll be there, milord.
Jero beams a smile at both me and Simon.
You won't regret this, Simon! She's really lovely and talented, you'll see.
It'll be more interesting to see how those fools in my household are going to react to her.
Hehehe, right!
I'll be off!
I'll come with you. I ought to get me a bigger bed, I think.
Jero grins at me as he leaves with the rest of the Dhorn.
LP Comment: Yeah, that's it. No skill checks during the meeting. So what was the point of it all? It's missing something. Perhaps an option to notify Jacia that you need backup in dispatching the target at the warehouse. The combat odds are just terrible in there. And the risk isn't worth the reward TBH. Going into the mansion would reap more rewards from thievery. And less painful, too.
The next evening...
No trespassing. Go away.
I'm expected by the owner of this house.
Oh, that's you? Well, okay. Follow me.
The guards lead me inside without searching me, confident of the security their guards provide.
Simon steps forward from his desk, he looks rather apologetic. I wonder what happened.
We won't require your services, I'm afraid. Jero and I will despart from the city in a couple of hours.
Well, can't have that.
Aww...but your promised to hire me.
Sorry.
LP Comment: You can actually fail this without a single skill check. If you choose to leave immediately, that is. However, if you argue about it...
Maybe I could still spend some time with you? So you'll always have a fond memory of the city and all.
LP Comment: Fond memories of you dying, you mean.
Suddenly, the door to Simon's office burst open and three well-dressed Dhorn walks in. Simon groaned almost immediately.
Simon, darling, is that her?
The woman studies me like she's studying an exotic bird or something.
Yes, that's the girl. I take it you were eavesdropping again?
Oh, but of cou-hourse not, darling.
LP Comment: Yes, that is how it's spelled in the game. I don't know. Emphasis on uppity bitch type accent?
My goodness, look at those clothes!
Shocking!
I am surprised to see she wears any clothes at all!
Did she try to copulate with you already, my good man?
No milady. *Bows.*
Fascinating.
Yes, it's fascinating how fast the urge to stuff a dagger down your throat is rising in such a short time.
Did you just come to catch a glimpse at the girl?
Well, I always wanted to see a real whore.
The three pair of eyes continue to gaze at me. I imagine several daggers flying into those sockets as I stare back at them.
If you're so keen on getting to know her, why don't you talk to her for a while?
Talk? To one like HER?
Look, I'm busy. I was going to send her away. If you don't want to, fine. But PLEASE let me work now!
Simon nearly slams the table as he waves his arm around.
No need to yell, darling. I hope she's housebroken.
Dear Gods, Catalynne!
The woman eyes me critically.
Do you think you could endure Catalynne's company for a while? You'll be paid, of course. Otherwise I'll have one of the guards escort you out.
Like it or not, I have to entertain the three little pigs to extend my stay....at least until the job is done. It's my last chance before Simon leaves the city for good.
Sure, I can do that.
Have fun.
Simon gave a pitying smile. I nod and leave Simon's quarters with the three socialites. We walk along a corridor until we reach a room with a small pool. The Dhorn don't say anything on the way...but they keep watching me.
Well, this is pool room. That's real water in the pool, and the servants change it daily. It's probably the first time you see a pool inside a house?
LP Comment: What are we in? Arrakis?
I lower my eyes and don't respond. Hopefully they get bored of me and leave me alone. Then I can get to work.
But please keep your hands and feet out of the water. I don't want it to get dirty.
I walk over to the pool and splash some water at her to shut her up.
Ack! Eep!
I giggled. I really have nothing to fear from these sluts. Unless they call the guards, that is.
Do you always wear clothes like that?
No. When I fuck, I don't wear any clothes at all.
I give her my sweetest smile.
LP Comment: Oh, Valine.
That's sooooooo shocking!
She fans the air towards herself.
I'm really surprised that you haven't copulated with the guards yet...
Maybe on my way out.
She nods. I think she actually believes that!
Do all hookers have breasts of that size?
He studies my chest intently.
I heard all nobles had dicks that touch the floor when they walk upright.
The other Dhorn woman gasps.
Un-be-liev-able!
I've heard there's a wizard in Sargoza who will increase the size of a woman's breasts.
Oh, come on now. Please.
He's made a fortune, actually, from what I've heard.
Don't you ever dream of having a husband who cares for you? Then you wouldn't have to do ....that.
But then I'd miss all the sex!
Oh dear Gods!
She looks ready to faint.
You probably do animals, too, I assume?
No, but I like dragons. They are so....BIG!
Oh my god!! They should put her in a cage! With her hands and feet bound!
I've got a better idea. How about I put YOU in a cage and give you a nice whipping?
Now she does faint. Unfortunately, the man catches her before she hits the ground.
You're making me sick.
That's the idea.
Where am I? What happened? Oh dear Gods she's still here!
The woman backs off.
Have you ever had the privilege of having a noble as your customer?
Rupert!
Not me! I mean in general.
I only do nobles.
I don't understand why...anybody..would willingly touch one such as you.
The man still looks at my breasts.
You smell. Doesn't that scare people away from consorting with you?
She wrinkles her nose.
You don't exactly smell like roses, either.
You're disgusting!
She's an animal! That's what she is!
I think I've had enough of this.
Yes, me too! Rupert, tell the guards to take her out!
The man is still staring at my breasts.
Hello?!
Oh. Yes. Of course.
See that she's escorted out, if you would be so kind. Me, I'll be glad to be away from that...that...creature as soon as possible.
Me too.
The two women leave the room.
I watch as the two women leave the room. Just wait till they get sufficiently far enough...
Okay, hooker girl. Follow me.
I've got a better idea.
I strip off my street clothes and don my leather armor in a flash. The man gawk at my bare breasts for a moment before seeing a glinting metal in my right hand, moving towards him. His mouth agape as crimson fluid splatters to the floor.
Time to get to work.