The list of our slain is constantly rising. May their
failures bravery never be forgotten
Retardoland is fully developed though not what I would call optimal. Being our only fully operational base it has had to evolve to counter the immediate threat and be our production and researching command station while other bases get developed.
General Discussion is coming along nicely and may soon be able to house backup to our A-Team. The twenty engineers will soon be put to work cranking out the superior weaponry we've researched.
Site Feedback will become a fully fledged outpost as soon as we can get some more fighter jets manufactured.
The focus we've had on researching has begun to bare fruit. We cannot fall behind in the arms race.
Major Ashery, despite being a Kwan, has not yet given into the urge to shoot a bro in the back. Some may claim his amazing Kill
ission ratio is down to him being the only sniper, others (such as himself) claim it is because he's from the greatest country on Earth, fuck yeah! Whatever the hell that means. He has the Long Service Medal, the prestigious Order of Terra and a Military Cross.
Gaius Maximus, despite being a sprog at the tender age of 21, had already seen combat within his homeland of Argentina. Maybe that is where he got a taste for killing his brothers? On his chest he bears the Service Medal, the Order of Merit and a Crimson Heart - proving that a good write-up from your OC tops nearly killing yourself with your own weapon system.
Captain Ulminati may not have seen any upgrades to his flamer, but he still purges Xenos souls effectively enough. While not as clean an assault weapon as a shotgun, he has proved how devastating it is time and time again. He has been awarded the Service Medal, the Order of Terra, a Crimson Heart and the Military Cross.
Dextermorgan, our resident hot Vietnamese chick, has quietly climbed the ranks. Clearly the higher ranking officers are impressed by her long time loving because I've not been impressed on the battlefield. She has the Service Medal, the Order of Gallantry and a Crimson Heart.
Young Paxton, while not receiving the screen time of our late, great, Pollack gunner, has definitely done his fair share of heroics for which he has been given a Service Medal, an Order of Terra and a Military Cross.
Stechyo has done well as a rifleman, even if he has the same reaction time as a stoned turtle. Solid, dependable, with a knack for not dying - exactly what I need in the backbone of the squad. He deserves his Order of Gallantry and Crimson Heart.
The man, the legend, Lieutenant Azira - gentleman, soldier, coward. Also apparently the Bravest of our lot. Who said stats never lie? His medals are all to do with not dying, the only thing he is good at, a Service Medal and a Crimson Heart.
Grimgravy has come flying out of his corner and is in the team before the more experienced Hoverdog. As a pom, he is used to everything being out to kill him.
Despite being a damn dirty Jew, Hoverdog earns her pay through honest skill and graft. And I'll be honest - I'd do her
On her lovely chest she wears the Order of Gallantry and a Crimson Heart.
After Gaius Maximus' domestic problems and his constant whining, Nevill has been given a rocket launcher. Use it wisely, because you can't aim for shit. His sole medal is the Order of Merit.
Lightbane has been overlooked but boasts an amazing Kill
ission ratio, doubly so for being a rifleman. He remains the only 'light' role Xenonaut to eschew body armour in favour of huge amounts of boom.