Before we continue our main quest, let's do some sidequesting!
Just in case you forgot:
you won't see a sovereign until I see the Girl
This is starting to look like a bad hollywood movie. Then again Bioware games are bad hollywood movies.
Send the girl first, then I give you the money
Crap. That didn't work Let's try a different approach
Carefull how you speak to the commander of the Grey
Yes, run away from Codexer and his army of badly-written party members
Not for long
(Intimidate) There's a river of blood behind me. Touch her if you dare.
The girl managed to escape the thieves
Time to kill!
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The wending wood. Remember we're here to investigate the caravan attacks
Do you even have to ask what happened next?
I don't normally show party dialouge, but this one made me lol
Some bandits think it's funny to sneak up behind us.
It's not
Calm down
Unless it's a big fat girl wanting sex with you. I'm not feeling sorry
Why? What have you done?
Looting valuables is supposed to be the players job!
Just shut up and die you sexy elf bitch.
We'll see about that
I am a Grey Warden
Ah. You are here to battle the Darkspawn then? Fair enough.
Should you encounter any merchant caravans, tell them to release my sister or more of their men will die.
Consider this a warning.
What a bitch
We encounter some more bandits along the way.
Soon, we arrive at the tiny elven camp
Don't these Dalish elves travel in packs? What's with the tiny camp?
Oghren was right (for once) Something smells here, and maybe it's Oghren maybe it's Darkspawn...
While exploring, we find a granite deposit. This granite can be used to strengthen the walls of the Vigil
Soon though, we encounter more trees (what a shock) and some anti-greenpeace folk
After dealing with the enemies, Codexer encounters a man lying underneath a tree (no sex jokes please)
Who are you?
Where did the Darkspawn come from?
The derp roads
Do you know anything about the elf's sister?
That's a comforting thought
Did you kill the elves?
The Darkspawn are the roots of fucking everything in this game.
Do you think she's back at her camp? We could try looking for her there.
Please don't tell me we have to go look for the elven bitch again.
This disease will kill you, you know.
As you wish.
After making an end to a patethic life, some Darkspawn sneak up behind us.
Will they ever learn?
The humans did not kidnap your sister
Shit
And we bring you today: A new episode of American loggers, here on Discovery Channel
Some wolves join the greenpeace demonstration.
Do you really think you can escape from me?
I have you now!
I just want to talk
(Laughs) Talk.
The Darkspawn were playing the humans against the elves.
The weapons here where planted by Darkspawn
I'm suprised it took you this long to realise that
Let me help
Wait! What! No, Codexer, WTF are you doing?
She's with the Darkspawn and I need to kill them.
That's more like the Codexer we know.
Oghren doesn't approve (and neither do I) But we're low on mages and we need the extra firepower
Tunnels, most likely
We will most likely find the Darkspawn there.
On our wayto the mine, an Ogre rushes towards us
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Inside the mine...
What the...?
What the shit!
Codexer is TRIPPING OUT, MAN.
This doesn't make a lot of sense, I know
But I still had...
...Questions (and I wanted to beat the shit out of him)
Why do we look like someone who drunk a lot of ale?
I bet it's not that easy
See, she is totally ignoring her sister
Time for answers
WTF is going on here!
Well fuck.
Will our heroes escape the Darkspawn? Will Velanna ever see her sister again. And can I suffer through this expansion without suicidal thoughts?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT UPDATE OF DRAGON AGE: AWAKENING