SimpleComplexity
Arbiter
Welcome...
Welcome to City 17 or in this case "The New Government".
I hate to use old pictures again but hey let`s take a closer look at the first screenshot again.
How can you write a fucking SMS with that glove?
Let me take you through the next chapter of Alec`s sexy little adventure.
Unfortunately my statement that i finally can explore the gameworld was wrong.
The tutorial city is still not finished, so let´s get it done!
I was sent to the soldier camp in the "NEW GOVERNMENT" town where Alec met his old buddie Wesley. The underpants couldn`t scare Wesley away from hugging Alec. Wesley has become the leader of the soldiers of the NEW GOVERNMENT. Well, he surely knows how to polish the fuhrers stiefel/boots. What Wesley basically says is that Alecs father died in his arms and he doesn`t know if his sister is still alive. Wesley buried Alecs father near this town and told me the location. // (-) Very linear storyline.
Jeah bla bla, okay, the suckage starts to begin!
Wesley says that the "REDSKULLS" were the ones who are responsible for this massacre.
Wesley dialogue snip:
"Nobody understands you better than i do. I know that YOU want revenge.
There will never be any better friends than your father and i were. But don`t forget it,
that YOU are a soldat of this NEW GOVERNMENT! YOU are the hope for a lot of menschen
who wish stability and security. The menschen YOU`ll encounter will look up at YOU.
YOU have the duty to stand by them!"
After that monkey tried to brainwash me i finally have CHOICES to make.
I build my own squad for my first mission against those REDSKULLS.
So i pick up 5 honorable members!
Here they are! *A-team music theme*
Francis: The emo. Drives the car AND stays in the car.
Lin: Asian. Cooks the food, repairs the guns and washes the dishes.
Agnes: Redhaired Lolita. Sucks the poison out of my blood.
Ivana: Victors girlfriend. Knows how to wrestle.
Victor: Ivanas boyfriend. I can`t quite figure out who is the man in this relationship.
We parted ways. Great design choice right there! (-)
Build up your team, just to be on your own again.
Alec had to solve a tutorial parcour where he had to take down those paper targets.
Well, somebody had to push him!
The barter screen.
Wesley has a great sense of humor. He buried Alec`s father outside of those walls and now i have to
walk all the way around just to get there! GODAMNIT. THIS GAME SUCKS ASS! And what are those three
men doing there? Are they trying to kill a dead guy? And who was the one who came up with the idea that
every sentence the character speaks has to be voice acted? You pick up a dialogue tree line and then that guy
starts to read it! Thanks retards but i can read it by myself.
So i walk all the way around that wall and what happens, i come across some antilopes.
I loose control of Alec and he tries to catch them with his shorts. I tell him to
take a gun out of his inventory underpants. After he finally managed to find the gun between his..
the antilopes are so far away that the pursuit forces me to leave the world map.
So here are those three suspicious looking dochebags standing all day there in front of
Alec`s fathers grave.
And what happens as i approach them? They just run away! I get it, maybe
it`s really because of the white boxershorts.
So my first combat starts! But how am i supposed to fight them when they are running away? Hey but what`s that furry animal in that background?
Dogmeat! Let`s go kill him before the Vault Dweller or Will Smith start to show up.
A moment of victory.
Alec returns to his father`s grave. Epic camera angle.
So Alec starts to talk in front of the grave (cutscene, dialogue snippets):
"I hope you are alright Dad... there where you are. It can`t be shittier than this place."
"We`ll be together soon, Dad! .. with a little bit of luck it won`t take that long."
"And i wanted to tell you that i`m gonna kick the butt of this Phoenix* dude."
*Phoenix is the main villain. My head hurts, make it stop!
Level up! Let`s see.
Skilllevel 50 means that you don`t get any positive or negative consequences for your skills. (neutral)
If you go for less than 50 than it`s a disadvantage.
If you go for more than 50 .. obvious.
I give him a better sniper skill, i want to be able to shoot guys which are running away from me.
Alec is exhausted, he needs to rest. Alone.
I leave the camp and the world map pops up. Alec`s next goal is New Safford!
Those questions shall be answered in the next post:
Will the suckage which is slowly but steadily growing prevent me from playing this game further?
And will Alec ever find true love in this cold world?
Welcome to City 17 or in this case "The New Government".
I hate to use old pictures again but hey let`s take a closer look at the first screenshot again.
How can you write a fucking SMS with that glove?
Let me take you through the next chapter of Alec`s sexy little adventure.
Unfortunately my statement that i finally can explore the gameworld was wrong.
The tutorial city is still not finished, so let´s get it done!
I was sent to the soldier camp in the "NEW GOVERNMENT" town where Alec met his old buddie Wesley. The underpants couldn`t scare Wesley away from hugging Alec. Wesley has become the leader of the soldiers of the NEW GOVERNMENT. Well, he surely knows how to polish the fuhrers stiefel/boots. What Wesley basically says is that Alecs father died in his arms and he doesn`t know if his sister is still alive. Wesley buried Alecs father near this town and told me the location. // (-) Very linear storyline.
Jeah bla bla, okay, the suckage starts to begin!
Wesley says that the "REDSKULLS" were the ones who are responsible for this massacre.
Wesley dialogue snip:
"Nobody understands you better than i do. I know that YOU want revenge.
There will never be any better friends than your father and i were. But don`t forget it,
that YOU are a soldat of this NEW GOVERNMENT! YOU are the hope for a lot of menschen
who wish stability and security. The menschen YOU`ll encounter will look up at YOU.
YOU have the duty to stand by them!"
After that monkey tried to brainwash me i finally have CHOICES to make.
I build my own squad for my first mission against those REDSKULLS.
So i pick up 5 honorable members!
Here they are! *A-team music theme*
Francis: The emo. Drives the car AND stays in the car.
Lin: Asian. Cooks the food, repairs the guns and washes the dishes.
Agnes: Redhaired Lolita. Sucks the poison out of my blood.
Ivana: Victors girlfriend. Knows how to wrestle.
Victor: Ivanas boyfriend. I can`t quite figure out who is the man in this relationship.
We parted ways. Great design choice right there! (-)
Build up your team, just to be on your own again.
Alec had to solve a tutorial parcour where he had to take down those paper targets.
Well, somebody had to push him!
The barter screen.
Wesley has a great sense of humor. He buried Alec`s father outside of those walls and now i have to
walk all the way around just to get there! GODAMNIT. THIS GAME SUCKS ASS! And what are those three
men doing there? Are they trying to kill a dead guy? And who was the one who came up with the idea that
every sentence the character speaks has to be voice acted? You pick up a dialogue tree line and then that guy
starts to read it! Thanks retards but i can read it by myself.
So i walk all the way around that wall and what happens, i come across some antilopes.
I loose control of Alec and he tries to catch them with his shorts. I tell him to
take a gun out of his inventory underpants. After he finally managed to find the gun between his..
the antilopes are so far away that the pursuit forces me to leave the world map.
So here are those three suspicious looking dochebags standing all day there in front of
Alec`s fathers grave.
And what happens as i approach them? They just run away! I get it, maybe
it`s really because of the white boxershorts.
So my first combat starts! But how am i supposed to fight them when they are running away? Hey but what`s that furry animal in that background?
Dogmeat! Let`s go kill him before the Vault Dweller or Will Smith start to show up.
A moment of victory.
Alec returns to his father`s grave. Epic camera angle.
So Alec starts to talk in front of the grave (cutscene, dialogue snippets):
"I hope you are alright Dad... there where you are. It can`t be shittier than this place."
"We`ll be together soon, Dad! .. with a little bit of luck it won`t take that long."
"And i wanted to tell you that i`m gonna kick the butt of this Phoenix* dude."
*Phoenix is the main villain. My head hurts, make it stop!
Level up! Let`s see.
Skilllevel 50 means that you don`t get any positive or negative consequences for your skills. (neutral)
If you go for less than 50 than it`s a disadvantage.
If you go for more than 50 .. obvious.
I give him a better sniper skill, i want to be able to shoot guys which are running away from me.
Alec is exhausted, he needs to rest. Alone.
I leave the camp and the world map pops up. Alec`s next goal is New Safford!
Those questions shall be answered in the next post:
Will the suckage which is slowly but steadily growing prevent me from playing this game further?
And will Alec ever find true love in this cold world?
( Not the gay insinuation, but what exactly was happening in the game when you took this picture) 
