Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Before we go to Cosmo Canyon to light our enments, I think we should take a moment to clarify something that I think should be CLARIFIED!
Gob and his hair lives on FOREVAH! to illustrate exactly how you manage to think back on past events. (Btw, if there's a Warhammer campaign in the works, Gob would very much like to participate the shit out of it and drink fruity umbrella drinks in it.)
Anyway, let's run the usual let's fucking do this intro and get the party started. Let's do it!
Welcome to the continuation/bananaramafication of Chapter 32 - It's like I'm not even trying! My name is not Reed Rundgreen and this is not Let's play Mario Paint! This is motherfucking Let's play Final Fantasy VII and I am motherfucking Morgan Freeman! Let's fucking do this! Let's fucking play Final Fantasy VII! Oh yeah!
In this particular update we investigate exactly what happened on the Gold Saucer when the girl we all thought was the actual Bubbles but later was revealed to be an impostor got shot in the head by Dio and Flappyjack simply vanished!
There's a huge black hole in the time weave!
Because, see, we somehow managed to go from
to this!
Do you see what's wrong? I somehow managed to ditch the Emerald party just shortly after getting them!
Of course, I have my own theories as to how this could have happened...
But what's most important is exactly what happened when...
We decided to split up.
Scooby-Doo style! :D
What, really?
Me and Aeris continued the plot while those other... uh, people went to play minigames.
Really?
Yes. Flappyjack went to the chocobo races.
He did?
Yes. Unfortunately he died off-camera when a screaming John McCain came out of nowhere with a calculator sticking out of his ass.
The poor mudkip was trampled.
It was like the wild west all over again!
'Kay... What about Bubbles then?
The fake, you mean!
Yes... I suppose... I guess...
Well, she went to the battle square!
Haha, she sure did, Bubbles! She sure did!
So what happened to her?
I'm sure Cloud and Al Wright can answer that.
Haha, we sure can, Bubbles! We sure can!
Oh God.
Yes indeed, Andyman! Yes indeed!
Let's not wear that joke out, Al.
Too late, Cloud! Too late!
Anyway, as you probably know...
Probably...
Yeah... As you probably know, God joined Tifa at the arcade.
And saved me from getting mouthraped!
*cough!*
Riiiiiiiiiight...
Yes, and then Yuffie was revealed to be Bubbles!
How does that even make sense?
Maybe we'll find out if we play Final Fantasy VII?
I doubt it. Hey, are you're certain that Yuffie is Bubbles?
Absolutely, positively, mechagrandely! I knew, the moment I saw "Yuffie" here, that she was the Bubbles I once tutored in the ways of exploiting animals for money!
And you're really, really certain about that?
Absolutely.
Yuffie, do you remember being a pokemon master? At all?
No, but I'm used to it.
Used to it?
Elderly men always tell me who I am. I can be a school girl. I can be a ninja girl. I can be a girl who catches animals by throwing balls at them. I'm okay with it!
Haha, you sure are, Bubbles! You sure are!
Okay, whatever, what happened to the fake Bubbles?
Well...
What's that supposed to be?
Secret code word killswitch activation thingie!
Really?
Oh yes. Look again.
Wow, now that's sinister!
Do you like it? 5000 hours in photoshop.
Get out of here!
It's true, I tell you!
It really is!
You don't even know what photoshop is!
I do too! I eat it everyday!
Right.
So anyway, the moment when I said that particular sentence, Cloud, Aeris and that... marshmallow was running to the battle square.
And we were commited for a crime we didn't even arrest!
But the Bubbles-impostor was killed by Dio's guards.
Of course she was. When I gave Dio the command, he answered and put the sweet impostor princess to sleep!
Uh huh.
Wow, it all makes sense!
Now that's good writing!
Hug!
Aww!!
Come here, you big blueberry pie you!
Whatever, let's just get out of exposition land before David Caruso shows up.
Oh I love that guy!
Of course you do.
What?
Whore!
And that's how that shit went down.
Next: Fuck Cosmo Canyon!
Gob and his hair lives on FOREVAH! to illustrate exactly how you manage to think back on past events. (Btw, if there's a Warhammer campaign in the works, Gob would very much like to participate the shit out of it and drink fruity umbrella drinks in it.)
Anyway, let's run the usual let's fucking do this intro and get the party started. Let's do it!
Welcome to the continuation/bananaramafication of Chapter 32 - It's like I'm not even trying! My name is not Reed Rundgreen and this is not Let's play Mario Paint! This is motherfucking Let's play Final Fantasy VII and I am motherfucking Morgan Freeman! Let's fucking do this! Let's fucking play Final Fantasy VII! Oh yeah!
In this particular update we investigate exactly what happened on the Gold Saucer when the girl we all thought was the actual Bubbles but later was revealed to be an impostor got shot in the head by Dio and Flappyjack simply vanished!
There's a huge black hole in the time weave!
Because, see, we somehow managed to go from
to this!
Do you see what's wrong? I somehow managed to ditch the Emerald party just shortly after getting them!
Of course, I have my own theories as to how this could have happened...
But what's most important is exactly what happened when...
What, really?
Really?
He did?
'Kay... What about Bubbles then?
Yes... I suppose... I guess...
So what happened to her?
Oh God.
Probably...
Riiiiiiiiiight...
How does that even make sense?
I doubt it. Hey, are you're certain that Yuffie is Bubbles?
And you're really, really certain about that?
Yuffie, do you remember being a pokemon master? At all?
Used to it?
Okay, whatever, what happened to the fake Bubbles?
What's that supposed to be?
Really?
Wow, now that's sinister!
Get out of here!
You don't even know what photoshop is!
Right.
But the Bubbles-impostor was killed by Dio's guards.
Uh huh.
Whatever, let's just get out of exposition land before David Caruso shows up.
And that's how that shit went down.
Next: Fuck Cosmo Canyon!