DefJam101 said:
I'm still deciding on whether or not I want to read through this entire LP.
Don't.
It's a bit of a tough nugget to swallow at 35+ pages. I need some information before I make a decision...
Alright, bitch! I'll give you info! I'll give you all the info you need!
Collar-grabbing?
Hell yeah! Barret grabbed Mr Coates collar in the very last update!
Multi-headed dicks?
I don't know. Penises aren't really my thing. I'm gonna have to go with Hell no!
Furry sex?
Hell yeah! Mog and Mag the Mogs on Mt. Mog fucked and made an entire army of Mogs in the last minigame-chapter. I forgot which one it was. The update before the last update, I think.
Insults aimed at the GOP?
Hell no!
Insults aimed at the democrats?
Don't remember. Probably. Hell yeah!
Communists?
I think I say something bad about Lestat in one update. Lestat is said to be living in Russia. That's a Hell yeah!
Cleve?
No. Cleve stays the fuck away from this thread. I mean it. Don't even think about bringing him here! That's a Hell no! with barbeque flavouring.
References to nazis and the occult?
Hell no. I played Return to Wolfenstein, dude. I know what those crazy german people are up to.
A lengthy and in-depth storyline running alongside the FF7 storyline that surprisingly has absolutely nothing to do with the FF7 storyline?
Did someone say Al Wright, Flappyjack, Yuffie-Bubbles, Kiefer Sutherland, Colin Farrell, Joe Pesci, Voodoo Bruce Lee, Vladimir Putin and a lenghty and in-depth storyline running alongside the FF7 storyline that surprisingly has absolutely nothing to do with the FF7 storyline??!! Well, we don't have one of those. We have one that has absolutely everything to do with the FF7 storyline, though! Hell yeah!
Dragonball-Z esq. screaming sequences?
Hell no. I hate hentai.
kingcomrade?
It's been established in the Pokemon Emerald LP that Al Wright/God is kingcomrade. So HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
But don't read this crap, Deffie. Seriously. Don't. If you really want to be reasonably up to date, maybe you can go as far as to Chapter something - Good day to cross a river, where we go to Costa del Sol. But don't, please don't, read the entire thing.
Don't.