If Codexers had written Mass Effect

[Freelance Henchman]

...this is probably what the romances would be like. Someone edited audio clips together for pairings that you don't normally get or between companions.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... ex/2028268

BobbyTheI's Wacky Fun-Time Audio Edit Thread! (Updated 4/11)
BobbyTheI

Created 9 months ago, Modified 9 months ago
Figured it was time to stop spamming the Jack thread and put these in a separate thread, since there seems to be an interest.

I'll keep this first post updated as new edits are done.

MASSIVE EFFECT: THE SERIES

* Episode 1: Mercenary Interests (Shepard/Zaeed)
* Episode 2: Belligerent Sexual Tension (Miranda/Jack)
* Episode 3: Rite of Passage (Grunt/Tali)
* Episode 4: Armistice (Tali/Legion)
* Episode 5: Elevator Action! (Jacob/Kasumi... and others) *NEW*

 

[Tycn]

I find your knowledge of Mass Effect fans and their ungodly creations somewhat disturbing. As do I your choice to place your thread in this forum...

 

[Konjad]

I find your knowledge of Mass Effect fans and their ungodly creations somewhat disturbing. As do I your choice to place your thread in this forum...

 

[Freelance Henchman]

DU, if you're reading this, can we have a Popamole Discussion forum?

 

[racofer]

If Codexers had written ME the Asari would be a race of hermaphrodites that reproduce by anal rapping other species where they lay a larva which feeds on the host's fecal mater.

 

[Hegel]

Tasteful rape, trannie whores, furries, Pakis, unicorn bestiality. I'm proud.

 

[CrunchyHemorrhoids]

Drop the biomances for freaky inter-species sex card collecting mini-game.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

If codexians would have written Bioware romances, I suspect it would be more in line with this:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakIB_IJnu0

...and this:

 

[Luzur]

If Codexers had written ME the Asari would be a race of hermaphrodites that reproduce by anal rapping other species where they lay a larva which feeds on the host's fecal mater.

no, that would be the Alien fans doing that, Codexers version would hold alot of monocles & tophats, old games from Earth preserved for millenniums in cryo chambers and not a single, true female.

 

[Grunker]

Haha, MirandaJack is priceless

 

[Freelance Henchman]

no, that would be the Alien fans doing that, Codexers version would hold alot of monocles & tophats

Sort of like this, I guess. It even has the