Completed I want to be an Urist - A community Dwarf Fortress LP

[GarfunkeL]

Haha, went out on Saturday, spent Sunday horribly hungover and I'm now making dinner after coming home from gym so I'll tackle a proper, ironyuri-approved update after MAH BELLY IS FULL OF DELICIOUS CHIKKEEN!

 

[Cassidy]

Haha, went out on Saturday, spent Sunday horribly hungover and I'm now making dinner after coming home from gym so I'll tackle a proper, ironyuri-approved update after MAH BELLY IS FULL OF DELICIOUS CHIKKEEN!

 

[Phelot]

It can be good making smaller updates in order to break up pages.

Anyway, I am so confused by what is going on

Any more mysterious deaths?

 

[Saark]

It probably was hurt dwarves in conjunction with not having a clean water source in the hospital. Or retards not being able to find the food stockpile.

 

[ironyuri]

Haha, went out on Saturday, spent Sunday horribly hungover and I'm now making dinner after coming home from gym so I'll tackle a proper, ironyuri-approved update after MAH BELLY IS FULL OF DELICIOUS CHIKKEEN!

Sorry again bro. It's just, Hellraiser and Krash and Cassidy gave me all 9 inches, you put in the first inch then pulled it back out. I can take it bro. I want the whole thing. Give it to me.

 

[Ulminati]

 

[ironyuri]

DWARF FOTRESS IS A FAG ENABLIONG GAME BROS

 

[Phelot]

Garfunkel?! WTF you're ruining everyone's day. Update this shit or I go nuclear in the Aurora LP.

 

[Cassidy]

go nuclear in the Aurora LP.

Africa cannot into nuclear power

 

[Phelot]

There are secrets the AU has yet to reveal. MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Krash]

Man, that's one long chicken meal

 

[SerratedBiz]

Could be his belly expands like the evergrowing Virgintraded caverns.

 

[ironyuri]

Man, that's one long chicken meal

Didn't Garfunkel say he had moved to Amerkiwa? Maybe he doubled down on a family chicken meal and is now
suffering the deadly consequences.

 

[Krash]

*cough* GarfunkeL *cough*

 

[Phelot]

He's dead. The damn Fin got himself killed.

The African Union hereby declares war on Virgintraded. Nukes shall be launched. END OF LINE

 

[TripJack]

didnt he kill anusblaze too

 

[ironyuri]

I told you he was teasing our dicks, bros. I told you.

 

[Hellraiser]

Now I'll never see the FUN pipe giving us precious lebesraum farming space

 

[Cassidy]

didnt he kill anusblaze too

^^

skip him and put somebody else.

I suggest inviting Stereotypical Villain for this.

 

[Krash]

Guess we won't be seeing GarfunkeL around... So how about it Stereotypical Villain? You up for a year?

 

[Ulminati]

Isn't this the second time GarfunkeL pulled this stunt on a Dwarf Fortress? I say we cut off his beard and nail his cock to a tree!

Stereotypical Villain is the obvious candidate to improve the quality of our dwarves icy prison. A fine young gentleman, who wouldn't dream of abandoning his LP for ages

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

That depends. Can you build a fortress entirely out of ice?

 

[Krash]

You'd be in charge, build it out of broken hopes and dreams if you'd like.






Maybe you can find those in your Prisoner of Ice LP.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I stripped mined all of that stuff out of it years ago. You know that. However I believe that there are some reserves of Wyrmlord left in it.

 

[Phelot]

Ban Stereotypical Villain. Also ban Garfunkel for shamefully abandoning Virgintraded.