25. Nuthin l0l. Weird, Jim is still creeping at my border, but not demanding anything. Shrug. Tribute x2 and gonna auger hero again.
Someone called an event imposing tax on everyone with legions. Good that I'm still sitting on a fuckton of flames.
26. Well, I'll be. Hero has 4 cunning and wickedness. This is certainly unfortunate. That retard has only 1 int, though, I'm gonna pilfer the fuck out of his vaults before he raises it. In fact, I'm gonna do it twice this turn.
And now imma call for vendetta against deso. Gonna cap 4 of his cantons. Could try nuking his legion instead, but that's risky and rng reliant. And it's not like I can't nuke it anyway. Those cantons will allow me access to Hero's soft underbelly.
27. Meh, not enough cool stuff looted. It paid my expenses tho, got some really fat darkness (4+1). Second looting didn't work, unfortunately. Not like I can't repeat it.
Someone got the 2x ranged praetor off the bazaar. Not cool.
Now, gonna nuke deso's legion and commence the capping. Word about Hero's deceit 4 has escaped into the irc, oops ((((((
In fact, funny thing. Hero put Baraqiel on his bronze pyramid. The same pyramid that is now being besieged by cheddar. Guess it's time to show Hero the folly of leaving his stuff on the map like that
28. Ho boy, someone called for crusade. Gonna bid on Stygian Guard and send it to certain deff. I fully expect Hero to try to get it as well because it's the most cost effective one on the bazaar. So perhaps I'll be able to drop a spanner there.
Nuked deso's legion. Good. He tried to nuke mine twice, failed. Time to start capping.
Didn't get Baraqiel unfortunately. I'm starting to suspect he's got paranoid. Hero has fortified that damn bronze pyramid so much, I doubt Cheddar can take it.
29. He got sisters of the flame. Derp.
Oh well. Keep capping. Also tributes. Hero is taunting me in irc that he actually does have paranoid. Would explain a lot. And make future matters very difficult. Should have started with the fucking prince of lies.
Es alrite, tho. All I need to do is snatch superfurfur. Then he'll tremble before my constant single combat vendetta demands.
30. Some sort of global torment hit me for -1 int. FFS.
Also, hero stole cheddar's monstertruck. FFS.
And cheddar's vats of torment rebelled. FFFFFFSSSSSSSSS.
Hero now has 60 more prestige than cheddar. I'm beginning to doubt whether this can be won.
Gonna finish this petty vendetta and demand more resources. Next turn I intend to take furfur.
FFS I actually have so much land and prestige right now, if not for this kingmaker bullshit attribute waste I prob would be in the lead.
31. Right, let's try to snatch Furfur.
I have 15 less prestige than Cheddar, FFS THIS IS RIDICULOUS
32. YES! GOT FURFUR! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hero is trying to be clever and demands hexes from me. This has high chances to cut the creeping bloom away from home. On the other hand, he'll buttrape me with a normal vendetta. Very well, faggot, imma accept. I hope you like getting raped by Furfur in the next turns.
Gonna get int back to 3. I'll need it with all those stealers on the run again. Also, gonna bid on bleeding wound to make Furfur even further OP.
And machine of gluttony, I'm not gonna get fucked by that shit again. But we'll see about that in later turns.
33. Yup. Creeping Doom got cut off. Bad.
Well then. Let's Augury Hero. I WANNA SEE THOSE VAULTS, IF HE HAS SUPERMORAX I'M FUKD.
And train Furfur. 8/15 tokens. Time is running out fast. Thought about demanding from Jim, but on second thought I have nothing to actually gain out of that. I'm gonna try cutting a deal with chedderp, imma claim vendetta on him, snatch one hex to get back to the motherland and fehl otherwise. Free prestige for him, my d00dz are reunited, everyone wins.
34. Move legion, get lava orb v1, demand fruits of platypus reservation programme from herostratus.
Hero is demanding of Chedderp. I hope the faggot can take revenge this time, altho he's gonna have a hard time with his destruction rituals vs a lvl 6 legion with Vassago. 9/15.
35. Of course who doesn't come back from the crusade? My legion. HAHAHA. Fuck this gay earth.
Ah hell, let's loot Deso's vaults. He must be sitting on a shitton of resources.
Ahahaha, Cheddar wants me to become his blood vassal. Oh yes, of course mein herr, I totally agree, I would hate to see the norwegian win the game ^______________________________^
36. Good, hero conceded demand. Time to hit him hard with Furfur.
Also, I have no idea what to do. I'll probably be stacking resources like mad till the end of the game now to get Gluttony validated. Not much else I can actually do, especially military, given all those powergamed crusade legions. At least cheddar should start capping my cantons now.
At least I stole deso's bonebreaker ^_^
37. Right. Time to let Furfur slaughter some faggot. I'll also set up demonic premonitions, just in case he'd try to steal him from me.
Tribute++++. 10/15. FFS.
Cheddar is heading straight into my trap. I will laugh my arse off if I win this via kingmaker. Let's just hope he makes it in time to cap my cantons.
38. People sure are stacking up on praetors. Last turn it was raum and zepar, now valefar and valac. And temeluchas is on the bazaar. Feeling like buying him, but I don't think he can stop superfurfur anyway. And besides, I won't even need to do more single combat till the end of the game, I think.
No auguries on me, don't have to keep the premonitions up at least. But I'll keep doing it just in case.
Gonna bid on sinew slice, though, because why not. Also, tribute.
39. Haha, cowardly faggot didn't get any praetor to the field of battle. A shame.
Still, gonna demand from Jim now. He's probably sitting on a fuckton of resources. And insult cheddar so he can claim a faux vendetta.
40. Haha, forgot to insult cheddar. Fucking SI hosting-related 8 hour breaks that make me forget stuff. Hnnggggg
resource stacking++, augury deso
41. Whoa, deso has 5 int and cunning.
Jim refused demand. Oh well, imma forfeit it to lose some prestiges. Let's bid on demonic trance.
++resources. Got an event to skip hero from regenting next time he should. 11/15
42. 12/15. ffsffsffsffsffs
I need to drop some prestige ballast fast, let's demand from herpo, he'll forfeit for sure. And let's start eating them souls. Gonna ask deso to insult me in the coming turns, too.
43. Still 12/15. Plz rng dont fuck me up in my moment of glory.
TRIBUTE++++
FUK, DESO IS GONNA TRY WRECKING CHEDDAR'S HQ I KNOW IT. LET'S TRY STEALING HIS SHIT.
IF I GET THWARTED IN THE END BY 0 PRESTIGE DESO I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
phew, crisis averted, managed to talk Deso out of it.
44. 13/15 FFS
FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS
FFS
45. PRESTIGE NOT ENOUGH STILL WHAT THE FUCK
STILL 13/15 THO
FFS FFS FFS FFS
I WILL NOT BE DENIED
46. FFS FFS FFS
ANGELIC HOST APPEARS IT'S GONNA BUMRUSH CHEDDAR
FFSFFSFFS
STILL 13/15
47. STILL 13/15
CHEDDAR NEEDS MORE CANTONS WHAT THE FUCK
48.
I CAN'T START THE FUCKING VASSALAGE
WHAT
THE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
WHAT
THE
FUCK
49. Turns out it's a single combat vendetta I have with deso that's blocking me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU TO ACCEPT THAT MOTHERFUCKING INSULT YOU COCKROCKER BUT NOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHA NOW LET'S GET FUCKED IN THE ARSE BY RNG (14/15 LOLOLO)
50. STILL 14/15 PLZ DONT FUCK ME UP RNG JUST ONE MORE TURN
SEND THAT FUCKING VASSAL REQUEST
Hero looks like he might actually try to bust panda. Let's snatch his anti-pop wheel and Baraqiel.
FFS I WILL NOT BE DENIED
Deso tried to frame hero in an anti-panda ritual to assure cheddar's "victory". Random and unwarranted acts of kindness are the best.
51. YES, STILL 14/15
COME THE FUCK ON CHEDDAR LET ME WIN
52. l0l