LundB, you know what must be done! First romance has to be Iwamine Shuu! Ideally one of the bad endings since they're less fucked up than the good one!
I have no clue what needs to be done. I have never played this game before, and I've never read an LP of it. All I know is that I need to date some pigeons.
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“I have seen the dark universe yawning
Where the black planets roll without aim,
Where they roll in their horror unheeded,
madness, a pigeon date-game.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
In this update, the first choice appears. There is no right answer.
: Umm, I heard Ryouta... Kawara from 2-3 was supposed to be here.
: Him? He's already gone.
: ...oh.
Why didn't he come find me before going home?
: S-sorry to bother you! I'll be going now!
ED: The doctor's creepy, offering to feed you things and whatnot, but I don't really see how the infirmary's a den of evil. I mean, it's a school infirmary, how bad can it be?
Ryouta's already gone home... what do I do now? Oh! I never got around to joining a club last year. Maybe I'll go take a look at some of my options. I think there are clubs for basebal, soccer, track, kendo, migration, birdwatching...
ED: Birdwatching? At a school for birds, wouldn't that pretty much be a stalking/voyeurism club? Sound's like it's right up RK47's alley.
Wasn't there another one...? Anyway, I'll start with the track team. I ran in middle school, and it's always funny watching the birds hop around. I think their clubroom is on the ground floor, off to the side...
A white dove is having a tantrum outside.
: Cooo! (Okosan rejects it! It is a lie! A vicious falsification!)
He's dancing around on a squished pudding.
: Hey... that's not very nice to the pudding.
He doesn't really look it,but supposedly he's a fantail pigeon.... I think? Either way, he's hyper.
: Coo!! (Okosan has suffered a deception most vile! A wretched betrayal!)
: Betrayal?
: Cooooooo! (Okosan instructed that pudding be provided for new members!) Coo! (But this is no pudding! Ousted, scorned, betrayed! Dragged into the street and shot by those he trusted most!)
It's squished and filthy, but the thing under his feet looks like normal store-bought pudding...
: What's wrong with it?
: Coo, coo! (Spare the jests, young lady!)
Okosan used WING ATTACK! It's super effective!
: Coooo! (They'll rue the day they crossed Okosan! He'll have them flayed, hanged, shot at dawn! He will!) Coo! (Okosan must now train to achieve true pudding! Farewell!)
… and he's gone. He's a good runner, but what does pudding have to do with the track team?
: As you all know, this school doesn't require you to join any club. You're free to go home after school if you want.
: Coo! (Okosan has time only for the track team!)
: That's good. What about you, Shirogane?
: A foolish question. I already hold a position here.
: Oh, that's right. You became student president when you were admitted.
: Nepotism, ho! Don't we get to vote!?
ED: I thought you said that disobedience would turn people into KULAKS and DISSENTERS? Stop questioning authority.
: Just coming to school is enough for me.
: You have to take care of your mother on your own, and all...hmmm, I wonder what I should do?
Well bros, what should the lovely Ms. RK47 do?
Join the student council with the arrogant noblebird with the lovely plumage?
Join the track team with the pudding-obsessed madman?
Join the library staff to see the boring mourning dove whose introduction I pretty much skipped due to inanity?
Join the infirmary staff to be with the doctor, who might keep his promise and let us try his awesome drugs?
Since there are only 4 options, and the game apparently has 8 romanceable birds (That's right Bioware, 8 fully developed romances, more than you've ever made in a game), I doubt this chains us to one of those specific birds.
Also, some fan art: