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Harelips

Sol Invictus

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I was recently playing World of Warcraft and I couldn't help but notice that the human male face model is cleft-lipped, or as us politically incorrect people tend to say 'harelips', since that's exactly what they look like.

Man, what's up with the character model anyway. I certainly hope the modeller isn't a harelipped bastard. I'll have to take some screenshots just to show. As a result, nobody wants to make a human male character without proper facial hair. Funny, that.

Wonder if I offended anyone with this.
 

DamnElfGirl

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I'm more offended by the fact that the WoW modelers seem to think that human men must be hopped up on steroids in order to be proper warriors.
 
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Bad enough its a MMORPG, bad enough its yet another lame fantasy MMORPG, but the lame mangaish look they went for manages to destroy any trace of lingering interest in this game for me.
 

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LOVE ME. IT IS YOUR ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE.

(blatant theft from the awesome Kreegle)

NOTICE THE AWESOME LACK OF HARELIPS
 

plin

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Exitium said:
LlamaGod said:
WoW looks like cartoony garbage anyways..
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Don't talk. You still watch saturday morning cartoons.
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And you still play MMORPGs. Cartoons beat that shite any day.

p.s. faggot

p.p.s Editing my posts is the cowards comeback.
 
Country_Gravy

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I thought they did away with harelips altogether, didn't they? I mean I know they were sent to that colony in Hawaii, but I thought there was some sort of cure....

Maybe that was leperosy.
 

Sol Invictus

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HanoverF said:
Bad enough its a MMORPG, bad enough its yet another lame fantasy MMORPG, but the lame mangaish look they went for manages to destroy any trace of lingering interest in this game for me.
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What?

Mangaish?

Since when the fuck was World of Warcraft mangaish?
 

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Cartoonish, yes (like all Warcraft games), but not mangaish (maybe except the elves with really huuuge ears). And why do I have to remind a staff member to post in the damn MMORPG forum about this instead of General Discussion?
 
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Exitium said:
Those wallpapers were made for Korean PR, dumbass. And it's Manga, not Magna.
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Oh no I mispelled it once, better correct me fast to win the argument!

Damn, E3 was in Korea this year? Shit I thought it was in LA. I linked to three wallpapers "dumbass", only one is labeled as being for a Korean magazine cover.

If the one that was korean wallpaper didn't reflect the overall graphic look of the game I wouldn't have linked it. Nice that you grab one pic that doesn't demonstrate what I'm talking about, heres more that do, and look, not just the elves ears...

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ScreenShot. ... =130&Set=0

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ScreenShot. ... =135&Set=0

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ScreenShot. ... =134&Set=0

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ScreenShot. ... =132&Set=0

4:1= i r the win
 

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The dwarf in the last picture is looking at me funny and whats with the elf chicks big hands. Big hands are a massive turn off.......
 

suibhne

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StraitLacedDeviant said:
The dwarf in the last picture is looking at me funny and whats with the elf chicks big hanbs. Big hands are a massive turn off.......
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But you know what they say about elf women's hands and the size of their, uh...er....
 

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Combat, trolls, revenge, swords invasions escapes!

They all have pretty freakys arms. The dwarf looks like he replaced his left arm with a roasted chicken.
 

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mmmmm roast chicken

oh but wait souldn't we be getting all excited over "Fallout: POS MMORPG" that is bound to come out "very soon"
 
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