Tie, so flipping a coin. heads is A, tails is C. Tails it is, C it will be.
You arrive to Kais R, spreading the words of the true father, Christ Friend Computer. As always nude, feminine form with phallus hanging. Kais R believed that Jesus thought better of you if you preached as Saddam and Steve were.
"And lo, do I tell you, that my LORD, FRIEND COMPUTER, said UN-TO ME, to bring to him the troubleshooters, to edjucate the masses on the process, the magic, the POWER, of the reasons why he appoints the knights of the temple, the troubleshooters. He appoints these people, as his justiciars, his roving faithful, to patrol and keep out the enemies of the the TEMPLE that is the Alpha Complex. And though you may have been effected by the actions of a troubleshooter. Know, that the Christ, works in the ways only his designer GOD knows."
In the corner you see Harold, a registered mutant, with a tree growing from his shoulder, chatting with another women, in dark violet expensive complex clothing. Harold had always bragged about converting the Violet he works for. But you had never seen her here before. Truly this day is blessed. You see her look at you, and then look to Harold and say something. You recall her name was Neko V, Harold seemed enamored by her. He seems to be waiting on her hand and foot.
"Know this I AM your Shepard, a commander of one of the squads of troubleshooters, I KNOW the processes, and the ways by which one becomes a troubleshooter. ALL OF YOU, search out people with deceit in front of OUR GOD. Christ Friend Computer will know of these creatures. He will have been biding his time waiting for the moment for which to use you to expose them to the people. He will promote, you GIVE TO YOU the training I've been given, the training Tuesday R has been given."
In another corner you see Rose-Sharon G, as always drinking the temple wine, with her friend from way out of the way, Boo O from Happiness Central. Your church was a popular one, you think it's because of how Kais R preaches, and how happy, his sermons were.
As Kais R draws the sermon to a close with the line, "Remember friends, Christ protects, just as much as he kills, live in concordance with his ways, and you will always have happy days," he invites you to come with him, you also see Rose and Harold giving you expecting looks. It was kind of tradition that you had a drink with Rose after each sermon, and it looks like the request comes from the Violet in Harolds case. Though clearance usually isn't much of an issue, and you typically go by church rankings here, which you exceed almost everyone bar Kais and Boo in. Being a Priest(Circle 5, for those of you who are wondering) while Kais R is a Bishop and Boo is a Pope, the only level above Boo are the Super Popes, and they aren't much talked about.
As you hear the closing prayer, you try and decide on what you want to do.
Our Founder, who art Perfection,
Binary be thy name.
Thy Complex fun, thy will be done
In truth, as it is in theory.
Give us each daycycle our daily Fun Foods,
And forgive us our Insubordination
As we forgive those who are
Insubordinate to us.
And allow us not to get away with Treason,
But deliver us from traitors.
For Thine is the Complex, and its
Hygiene, and its Proper Procedures
forevercycle.
End Program
Choices are
Red for Kais
Orange for Rose
Violet for Harold
though.
