Famous and memorable RPG quotes

[Kingston]

Sarevok: Hand over your ward and no one will be hurt. If you resist it shall be a waste of your life.
Gorion: You're a fool if you believe I would trust your benevolence. Step aside and you and your lackeys will be unhurt.
Sarevok: I'm sorry that you feel that way old man.
Gorion: Run, child, get out of here!

DAMAGE TAKEN
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[Kavax]

Some more from Fallout 2.

"I'll get you during my next save game."
--Chosen One

"You'd think there's only ten kinds of people in the world. Way I figure it, there was some big cloning accident in the past."
--Mason

"You'll not find a greater hive of scum and villainy. Now where did I hear that?"
--Whiskey Bob

"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."
--Wooz

"I won! Fuck you! You are dumb. I have crushed you."
--Wooz

"Wish I had some other map I could go to."
--Mercenary

"Sometimes I feel like a magic 8-ball. I just spout random sayings and walk away."
--Broken Hills resident

"Why, I hear that tribals eat their damn dead."
"How else could we grok their essence?"
--Josh and the Chosen One

"Nothing more boring than bein' in a coffin for months."
--Coffin Willie

"You should be glad I'm with you to point out all your stupid mistakes."
--Myron

"Tandi job. Me want."
"You can't take the president's job!"
"No?"
"NO! You are dumb."
--The Chosen One and Gunther

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
--Dave

"Now I suppose you're going to tell me you're just out looking for a water chip. Do I look dumb?"
--Enclave patrolman

"Radscorpions? What's so rad about them?"
--New Reno comedian

"Wow! I feel as if I've passed some arbitrary experience value and gained more power!"
--Marcus

"Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy!"
--The Chosen One

 

[Darth Roxor]

I lol'd yesterday when playing the Witcher. I went to the druids in the swamps, and one of them said:

'I hope you are not one of these idiots that want a magical potion that gives inhuman strength from us'

 

[Elwro]

:D

 

[avalon]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BpcuiWR4Y_8, Fallout 2, Enclave trooper on the radio in Gecko

"The president of the United fucking States of America, who do you think I was talking about? Who the fu- who is- wha- I should kick your fucking ass! Who is this!? ... Ohhh you're a wiseguy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now pal, let's see how smart you feel with Internal Security all over your fricking ass. ..dickhead." (you sure got told)

 

[Texas Red]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BpcuiWR4Y_8, Fallout 2, Enclave trooper on the radio in Gecko

"The president of the United fucking States of America, who do you think I was talking about? Who the fu- who is- wha- I should kick your fucking ass! Who is this!? ... Ohhh you're a wiseguy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now pal, let's see how smart you feel with Internal Security all over your fricking ass. ..dickhead." (you sure got told)

Huh. Does the Enclave actually arrive? Anything else happen?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Only if you're using the restoration mod thing.

 

[VonVentrue]

"REFUSAL to answer is an admission of GUILT." (Vhailor)

 

[octavius]

"Ooo...I'm soooo sensual..."
Sefana, BG1

 

[dagorkan]

NPC1: I saw a mudcrab the other day...

NPC2: Horrible creatures! I avoid them whenever I can.

NPC1: Hmm. Let me ask you something else.

 

[Kaiserin]

Huh. Does the Enclave actually arrive? Anything else happen?

It might have just been a weird bug, but I recall pissing them off when I was younger to come back and find Gecko empty.

 

[SkeleTony]

"Sleep lightly taskmaster..." - Monteran bg1

"I'll suffer this group no more! Best ye sleep with one eye open." - Monteran bg1

Plus pretty much anything from Jagged Alliance 2 (especially Razor, Fox, Fidel, Dr. Q, and the list goes on...)

Check out this thread for quotes from Jagged Alliance 2.

http://www.ja-galaxy-forum.com/board/ub ... #Post45951

Jagged Alliance 2 had some of the best voice acting ever. I just love hearing their voices. The memories are so old that some of those characters seem like old friends.

- Livonya

QFT. It is just amazing how you can replay JA2 dozens and dozens of times and STILL hear new and hilarious dialog you missed before. My favorite was once when I had Buzz in my squad and killed Doreen the factory/sweatshop overseer and Buzz said something like "Hmmm...bitter, unsatisfied, depressed...she must have slept with Lynx."(the actual quote was much funnier but I cannot remember it word for word).

Also when you leave a message with Ivan or Barry and you get their confused 'Engrish'. Classic!

BG2 had soem great dialog as well(mostly from Minsc) but not 'JA2 great'.

 

[inwoker]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BpcuiWR4Y_8, Fallout 2, Enclave trooper on the radio in Gecko

"The president of the United fucking States of America, who do you think I was talking about? Who the fu- who is- wha- I should kick your fucking ass! Who is this!? ... Ohhh you're a wiseguy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now pal, let's see how smart you feel with Internal Security all over your fricking ass. ..dickhead." (you sure got told)

Huh. Does the Enclave actually arrive? Anything else happen?

 

[Texas Red]

Strannik13? WTF? Nice AC, BTW.

 

[Fenril]

The GROK one is awesome.

we GROK rpgs. ( A stranger in a strange land rocks.)

 

[Mr Happy]

Hello, Jagged Alliance 2:

Buzz, when enemy retreats: "Pulled out early. Typical men."

Fox, when she picks up something good: "Finally, something worth bending over for."

 

[Black]

Cool, aimed burst.

 

[Texas Red]

In FO 2 when you first talk to Metzger as a woman:

"What the hell do you want, bitch? This is the Slaver's Guild, not some fucking whorehouse."

This one always got me laughing.

 

[onemananadhisdroid]

Eva! Auf Wiedersehen!

 

[Lemunde]

Hello, my friend. Stay a while and listen.

 

[Darth Roxor]

The Polito lifeform is dead. Are you afraid?

 

[Rohit_N]

"Hai?"

 

[bezimek]

I love this one:

"Bravery is not the function of firepower" JC Denton ( Deus EX)

 

[1eyedking]

Cool, aimed burst.

Holy cow. The encounter was implemented differently on killap's Restoarion Mod, however: you found the encounter in the desert the moment you got out of Gecko.

Also, I fucking love Steroid Gontarsky's quotes from JA2, very Schwarzenegger-like (explosions behind the portrait and all):
"Robert Gontarsky is, umm, unavoidable right now. Tell me who you are and what you want, and maybe I put him in touch with you. Maybe not."

Fucking gold man, fucking gold...

 

[Gragt]

The black wind howls. One among you... will shortly perish...