Dragon Age 2, Qunari are OGRES

[Stereotypical Villain]

They weren't grimdark enough.

Fucker trying to steal my thunder.

I challenge you to epic Gaider battle. I'll gain a 100 kilograms and you'll gain a 100 kilograms! The first one who can lose all the weight and buy a wig wins.

 

[Volourn]

Probably another cfase of BIO being butthurt over all the internet butthurt over the 'simialrtiies' of DA races with traditional races so they felt the need to mix it up.

Don't know fuckin' why. 3.2M+ sales shows quite clearly BIo knew what the fuck theyw ere doing and the net crybabies didn't.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

FFS don't u understnad that ppl are stoodpid? R00fles!

 

[Radisshu]

They weren't grimdark enough.

Fucker trying to steal my thunder.

I challenge you to epic Gaider battle. I'll gain a 100 kilograms and you'll gain a 100 kilograms! The first one who can lose all the weight and buy a wig wins.

Uh, hello. This is a message from a friend of Radisshu. I just want to tell you he died, as a direct consequence of this competition, from suffocation due to having attempted to eat fifty pizzas at the same time whilst yelling "IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKER" and "TRAIN TICKETS BITCH". So yeah, he's dead now, I guess you won.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

 

[Radisshu]

I have no idea how he managed to get a hold of fifty pizzas within such short notice. The entire situation is pretty bizarre. I guess I'll just start using his account. Just pretend he never died.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

They weren't grimdark enough.

Fucker trying to steal my thunder.

I challenge you to epic Gaider battle. I'll gain a 100 kilograms and you'll gain a 100 kilograms! The first one who can lose all the weight and buy a wig wins.

Uh, hello. This is a message from a friend of Radisshu. I just want to tell you he died, as a direct consequence of this competition, from suffocation due to having attempted to eat fifty pizzas at the same time whilst yelling "IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKER" and "TRAIN TICKETS BITCH". So yeah, he's dead now, I guess you won.

I loled

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Gaider at some point called the Qunari "a mix between Vikings, the Maya and the Ottoman empire". Now he wants to add "demons" to the mix.

What will be the next consept to be put into Gaiders all-inclusive story stew?

Will it be revealed that the qunari are, in fact, lizardmen as well? Maybe they are interdimensional? Or maybe we will find out that they are the last guardians appointed by an ancient god to ward against an epic enemy threatening all existence?

Discuss!!!!

 

[DefJam101]

 

[Broseidon]

asds

 

[ortucis]

How many hours do they spend putting on that perfect makeup?






What's that? "Warpaint" you say?

 

[Mystary!]

Great way to ruin the only interesting aspect of Dragon Age.