Dominions Decline 11: The Grimgrinch vs Christmas

[Matalarata]

B-but you're only half of a dog...

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Everyone, rejoice! The endless siege of Tienchi has been lifted.

Too bad all the tougher beasts of Niefelheim got away.

Or did they?

Spoiler

Looking bad for them...

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Oh, no.

Hopefully rituals of rebirth are ready to go.

 

[Grimwulf]

I'm surprised you did it just now. Two Jarls lost in the war; two forts and a fuckton of provinces are still under my control. I'll take this exchange any day.

And come on. If I posted every kitted SC of yours that I frag'd with my giants, this thread would be cluttered as fuck.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Ponymen are no SC.

And why don't you post? Maybe this already is the longest thread here, but Decline10 is still uncomfortably close.

 

[Grimwulf]

And why don't you post?

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

 

[Dreaad]

 

[Isiloon]

Vanheim only has to survive for a few more turns and then he gets reinforcements

Also

Game: Hey, Vanheim! Here you go with Lanka as a neighbour - they failed expansion and will be an easy score!
Vanheim: I'd rather ignore them, thx.
Game: Hey, why don't you take TC cap? They are being ganged, and basically free territory for you!
Vanheim: Naah, I'd rather wait til Mictlan conquers them, and then reclaim it the hard way.
Game: Ok, somehow you are still the strongest nation around, and also protected by NAPs with other major powers. So what will it be, feasting on dying Mictlan, or maybe ganging on Lanka together with Niefelheim? Both are guaranteed profits.
Vanheim: Actually, let's cancel the NAP with Niefelheim and die.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Me IRL:

 

[mondblut]

It's spelled "prophecy", Illwinter

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Elementals, doom of ponymen that loiter around after raiding instead of scattering.

 

[sqeecoo]

Saw the stall coming but no extension, them's the rules!

Sill, I reserve the option of extending if someone is really gonna be out of it for more than one turn. More pressure rule is fune, but ruining the game over it is not!

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

With gift of health the ice giants have enough hit points that it takes two turns to bring them down. Perfect opportunity for Grimwulf take a free weekend.

 

[Grimwulf]

Mwa ha! Grimwulf is back! One stale only made me more alert.

 

[Dreaad]

:russia:

 

[Isiloon]

Oh look who showed up with his friends, you'll have to do better than that.

 

[Grimwulf]

Meanwhile, Vanheim's ponies are now classified as endangered species.

 

[Dreaad]

That is an awesome piece of art.

 

[Isiloon]

Sorry guys looks like my massive dick destroyed the Llamaserver

Please wait while Jesus comes to undo the damage

 

[Grimwulf]

Har har, you won't BELIEVE what's coming this turn, NIEFELHEIM RULES SUPREME sqeecoo

I really shouldn't be playing Dominions right now

Edit: Vanheim is so dead

 

[sqeecoo]

What? Halp!

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Astral Corruption please

 

[Grimwulf]

Astral Corruption

W-why did you say that?

 

[sqeecoo]

Well fuck.

 

[Grimwulf]