Jesse! Welcome back! I'm so glad you made it in time! No go and fix your mistake, you worthless meth-head!
... huh?
We got them. We are about to ANNIHILATE those backstabbers! I'm gonna DOMINATE these fish-smelling lands! And YOU will lead the Convoy.
Okay, it doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something, I mean, if you... If you've gone crazy, or depressed. I'm... I'm just saying. That... That's something I need to know about. Okay, I mean, that affects me.
They BACKSTABBED us, Jesse! Back when Tecaburg was vulnerable, they used that chance to VIOLATE our peace treaty and
How many provinces did they conquer?
None.
How many of our people they killed?
Nobody.
Did they even attack?
No. I mean, not yet.
Then the treaty is still on?
Technically, Tecaburg invaded Altnom already, so the treaty is off. That's not the point
YOU AINT SEEIN THE BASEMENT BITCH!
What?
While you fuck around with our almost-allies, the monkeys are amassing troops on our borders! Gaelinia resurrects the damn snake AGAIN! And Illdorf is THAT CLOSE to the so-called Throne Victory! You want to be kicked out of the business? No? Ok, so here is how we fix it...
*some time later*
KoolNoodles
Hrm. Please accept my apology. Apparently, some of my Chosen Warriors have lost their way and ended up in your territory somehow. You may take White Waste back, and rest assured - it won't happen again. I'm sending you a pair of boots (all fishes and hobbits love boots) and a bunch of gems as an offer of friendship.
That wasn't even close to sincere apology.
Shut up, Jesse. Why did those crazy monkeys bring you back anyway?