Our brand of cola is an intravenous opiate.
So you're telling me Jesus isn't a supported character archetype?Oh yes. And no, you’ll drown have to limit the gameworld somehow
Ugh, given how some of my friends guzzle the damned things IRL, an intravenous version would save them a lot of time...
After that much cola, I don't think they had taste buds located in their mouths either...Ugh, given how some of my friends guzzle the damned things IRL, an intravenous version would save them a lot of time...
I don't think most people have tastebuds located in their blood vessels. If you disagree with me, you might have recently had something else added to your veins.
Our brand of cola is an intravenous opiate.
You can get the fentanyl out of Estonia...
when can i torrent this?
Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.when can i torrent this?
This is unnecessarily complicated.Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.when can i torrent this?
In your case - you’d need to kidnap a player who has bought the game through certified channels and draw their blood and then go through the hassle of getting that gadget.
The past few months we’ve been in talks with Dell Technologies to start manufacturing gaming laptops that ship with the gadget already installed. I’ve spent several weeks designing nifty plastic cases you’ll get to purchase from our store at zaumstudio.com to make your laptop uniquely yours! Preorders for those start early in February 2018. We’re super excited here at the studio
Developer blood doesn’t count.
Our game might not be for everyoneWhat about those people who have already been castrated due to some accident? Well, look. They have suffered enough, don't you think?
Our game might not be for everyone
When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.when can i torrent this?
In your case - you’d need to kidnap a player who has bought the game through certified channels and draw their blood and then go through the hassle of getting that gadget.
The past few months we’ve been in talks with Dell Technologies to start manufacturing gaming laptops that ship with the gadget already installed. I’ve spent several weeks designing nifty plastic cases you’ll get to purchase from our store at zaumstudio.com to make your laptop uniquely yours! Preorders for those start early in February 2018. We’re super excited here at the studio
Developer blood doesn’t count.
When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.
YKW, your eloquence has made me reconsider; here’s a safe bet date for you: 20.02.2020. Go on and mark your calendar so you know when to update your seeders.When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.
i'll buy it
And to be clear, that's not date/month/year; it's month/date/year. Save the date Septober 2nd!20.02.2020
YKW, your eloquence has made me reconsider; here’s a safe bet date for you: 20.02.2020. Go on and mark your calendar so you know when to update your seeders.When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.
i'll buy it
My mom’ll buy it.