Sacred82
Self-Ejected
Boy he should masturbate more, it is time better spent.
what makes you think he has less than 1337 hours clocked
Boy he should masturbate more, it is time better spent.
Front of the box GOTY edition 2017Darkest Dungeon is by far the biggest travesty and scam in gaming history
Saying that Darkest Dungeons is the biggest scam in gaming is going a bit far and shows how superficial Celerity's knowledge about the industry is. That's not to say that DD doesn't suck, but it's equally obvious that Celerity got too invested with an indie game and ended up getting his heart broken. He's like that guy who still can't move on from the summer vacation romance he had 1337 hours ago.
someone is showing off their editorial skills //decided that it needed comment, not just acknowledging your agendahttps://ctl.utsc.utoronto.ca/twc/sites/default/files/CritReview.pdf
Important: Avoid presenting your points in a laundry-list style. Synthesize the information as much as possible
It certainly provided more entertainment than the great majority of indie games out there.Is Celerity butthurt over a meaningless indie game, that will be forgotten next year and with questionable mechanics still going on? Boy he should masturbate more, it is time better spent.
What if the game is so bad that it doesn't have any good things?A review should have analysis, good or bad
True to his instincts, Celerity wrote a review that takes 1337 hours to read.
Why is this not on the front page?
I'm more curios about their reasons for posting it now. I doubt that Jewdex staff will get any more points from the devs regardless of what they do, short of crucifying the detestable, hateful autist.
What if the game is so bad that it doesn't have any good things?
Can't wait to read Celerity's review of Grimoire.
His steam record shows that he has around 75 hours in Elminage: Gothic and he even wrote a positive review on their page which was actually coherent yet he decided to submit this autistic review on the Codex