Stella Brando
Arcane
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2005
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Castle Wayrest
Trying to find this fucking painting for the bitch queen of Sentinel
Wandering around identical tunnels for hours
End up walking through red brick teleporters, crawling down 2 foot high underwater entrances
Finally find the painting
Have a non-magic character and can't recall out of the fucking maze
Eventually use a walkthrough to locate a fucking invisible door Bethesda expects me to see
6:00 am real world time I wander out of there
I've been carrying my own weight in treasure, throwing away handfuls of gold so I can lug extra daedric shit around
Queen offers me a chilly thank you and about 1000 gold chump change
After a lifetime of spicy food and ladyboy lovin' my butthurt threshold is pretty high
but I'm reaching critical levels
I'm getting PTSD like chicks who read about the patriarchy on tumblr
I'm up early, even though there's no work today
If I sleep I dream I'm in High Rock
My hands feel just like two balloons
I've got stomach cramps, diahrea
feel like throwing up
Why are these dungeons so fucking difficult
I hate dungeons
Why can't I be a happy ranger, pew-pewing deer in speedtree forests?
I never finished the Mainquest all those years ago
I don't know If I can do it today
The horror the horror
Don't trigger me bros
Trying to find this fucking painting for the bitch queen of Sentinel
Wandering around identical tunnels for hours
End up walking through red brick teleporters, crawling down 2 foot high underwater entrances
Finally find the painting
Have a non-magic character and can't recall out of the fucking maze
Eventually use a walkthrough to locate a fucking invisible door Bethesda expects me to see
6:00 am real world time I wander out of there
I've been carrying my own weight in treasure, throwing away handfuls of gold so I can lug extra daedric shit around
Queen offers me a chilly thank you and about 1000 gold chump change
After a lifetime of spicy food and ladyboy lovin' my butthurt threshold is pretty high
but I'm reaching critical levels
I'm getting PTSD like chicks who read about the patriarchy on tumblr
I'm up early, even though there's no work today
If I sleep I dream I'm in High Rock
My hands feel just like two balloons
I've got stomach cramps, diahrea
feel like throwing up
Why are these dungeons so fucking difficult
I hate dungeons
Why can't I be a happy ranger, pew-pewing deer in speedtree forests?
I never finished the Mainquest all those years ago
I don't know If I can do it today
The horror the horror
Don't trigger me bros
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