Codex Forum Roleplay!

[Lumpy]

Like any civilized forum, we should have our own roleplay! I'll lay out the rules:

Character sheet
Name:
Some bullshit:
Some other bullshit:
Favourite colour:

So let's begin.

Name: Lumpy
Job: Systems Analyst
Favourite colour: Purple

"I fastened my seatbelt, and the shuttle took off. The trip to the moon would take about 6 hours, and then 3 more until we could land at the MHD Corp. base."

 

[racofer]

 

[Silellak]

 

[Fowyr]

I put my magic hat on, teleport to your shuttle and unsolder several useful chips and handful of mosfets from shuttle's engine controls. Shuttle crushes on the Moon. Your death was swift. GAME OVER

 

[Elzair]

I put my magic hat on, teleport to your shuttle and unsolder several useful chips and handful of mosfets from shuttle's engine controls. Shuttle crushes on the Moon. Your death was swift. GAME OVER

We are roleplaying. Aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I then cast Polymorph and turn into a giant mastodon. I then charge your ass and my tusks go so far up your ass that they use your brains as a pincusion. I then lift my mighty mastodon trunk and let out a colossal roar.

God damn, I am hard now! I need to go jack off.

 

[Luzur]

only the sound of skin being furiously stroked could be heard after the shock-wave of the explosion had passed.

 

[Fowyr]

I put my magic hat on, teleport to your shuttle and unsolder several useful chips and handful of mosfets from shuttle's engine controls. Shuttle crushes on the Moon. Your death was swift. GAME OVER

We are roleplaying. Aight. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I then cast Polymorph and turn into a giant mastodon. I then charge your ass and my tusks go so far up your ass that they use your brains as a pincusion. I then lift my mighty mastodon trunk and let out a colossal roar.

With my last breath I summon multiheaded dick and pass away. You may take my magic hat and soldering pen.


Interesting, when this shitty thread would be retardoed.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

A majestic brown horse turns into a majestic brown horse god and destorys the world!!

The end!!

 

[ghostdog]

Lumpy, lately you've been roleplaying andhaira.