CKII is released.

[mondblut]

If they can tweak this fornication trait, things will get better.

This fornication trait is the best thing to happen to CK since the rape dungeons were introduced, you infidel.

I am off to spam some geniuses from Iceland to Sri Lanka, bye.

 

[Konjad]

The DLC lacks Witcher-like sex cards.

 

[Tytus]

The DLC lacks Witcher-like sex cards.

Fuck sex cards. I want CK2 have cut-scenes like Total War games had during Medieval 2 and Empire.
I want to watch sex animations after seducing wenches. Also there has to be a cut-scene when your character does not succed. So an animation where the king can't ge it up or something would do just fine.

 

[Irenaeus]

make it a some QTE mini-game

 

[Turrul]

make it a some QTE mini-game

*Press x for boner*

If they can tweak this fornication trait, things will get better.

This fornication trait is the best thing to happen to CK since the rape dungeons were introduced, you infidel.

I am off to spam some geniuses from Iceland to Sri Lanka, bye.

Have fun while your wife is getting banged by every duke in your realm then.

 

[Turisas]

Have fun while your wife is getting banged by every duke in your realm then.

What kind of a man doesn't lock his wife up in a tower while he's away on business?

 

[Abelian]

Have fun while your wife is getting banged by every duke in your realm then.

What kind of a man doesn't lock his wife up in a tower chastity belt while he's away on business?

Fixed

 

[Irenaeus]

Why not both?

 

[mondblut]

Have fun while your wife is getting banged by every duke in your realm then.

What's a "wife"?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Seduction needs to get tweaked, it's too damn easy to bastardize half the world right now.

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

4chan had dude playing somalian fucking as many wives of European rulers as he could.

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[Irenaeus]

Jesus Cristo

 

[Mortmal]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Crusader Pimps is now Crusader Slash?

 

[Mortmal]

Another new feature they barely bother to test , but i am more annoyed by the retinues change, now they are ultra slow to reinforce and ultra expensive.

 

[Ulminati]

Crusader Kings is now an accurate simulation of the world as Irenaeus sees it. The faithful fucking centaurs and men seducing men.

 

[Irenaeus]

Ehh

I recommend people playing CK1 instead of this piece of shit.

 

[Irenaeus]

I think EU4 was already a brilliant game with the first 2 expansions, despite what you wrote, but they fucked it up by destroying the supply-demand economic model with the latest expansion



I'm a bit burned by Paradox

 

[Starwars]

So I got this game on a whim now (I'm sure it'll show up as 90% off soon or something) and got the Old Gods and The Way of Life (maybe a mistake it looks like?). What other expansion is worth the money?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Charlemagne, The Republic, Sons of Abraham, Sword of Islam, Legacy of Rome, Rajas of India, in that order when it comes to major DLC imporrtance.

 

[Riso]

Sword of Islam lets you play Muslims, Legacy of Rome just adds some Roman stuff and the now less important retinues, and Sons of Abraham is a bunch of religious events.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Sons of Abraham is also required for Pagan holy orders, IIRC.

 

[Grinolf]

immense parts of the world are unreachable wastelands for no reason whatsoever

I wonder why is that. Definitely not because they were unreachable wasterlands until very recent time.

 

[Whisky]

Sword of Islam lets you play Muslims, Legacy of Rome just adds some Roman stuff and the now less important retinues, and Sons of Abraham is a bunch of religious events.

Sons of Abraham allows you to play as a Jewish Merchant Prince. It's basically how the Codex views the world.

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

immense parts of the world are unreachable wastelands for no reason whatsoever

I wonder why is that. Definitely not because they were unreachable wasterlands until very recent time.

Western Amazon wans't a unreachable wasteland until very recently times, Manaus didn't sprout from the ground yesterday, ya know? In older games it was even worse in that aspect.

Also, still no navigable rivers, which make colonization of the americas still be derp.

 

[Grinolf]

Western Amazon wans't a unreachable wasteland until very recently times, Manaus didn't sprout from the ground yesterday, ya know? In older games it was even worse in that aspect.

Also, still no navigable rivers, which make colonization of the americas still be derp.

I remember reading suggestions to add some small provinces along Amazon river ever before game was released, which was ignored by Paradox. Probably they consider a few small settlements neglectable on the scope of the game. But other than that wasterland provinces make sense. And it would be very strange to have them available in EU 4, when in Vic 2 you need a whole bunch of middle game technologies in order to access them.

I agree about navigable rivers. I expected Paradox to incorporate them further into their gamea after Old Gods release, but it obviously not the case now. Hope that at least in Vic 3 it would be implemented properly.