Can't tell difference between game review/ad these days

[RolePlayer]

LOL@ this Halo Reach "game review" (an obligatory 9.5 of course).

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/ ... eview?hd=1

 

[Felix]

Glorified ad.

 

[RolePlayer]

Did you read the comments?

OMFG!!!!!!!! I SOOO WIIISH I HAD THE MONEY FOR THIS !!! EPIC !!! I GOT THE CHILLS AT THE END OF THE REVIEW!!!

 

[waywardOne]

the 0:15 intro was definitely a commercial for FONV. the latter 10:02 was more like listening to a whore talk about how big her pimp's dick is.

 

[Achilles]

LOL indeed. I watched some videos from the game and it seems pretty bland, I never understood the fascination of all those people with Halo. Are they all victims of the hype? Have they never played a good FPS?

 

[chzr]

review? seriously? also looks like ut 2k3

 

[Burning Bridges]

Beam me up, Scotty.

There's no intelligent life on Earth.

 

[Burning Bridges]

LOL at the adjectives used: awesome, excellent, epic, addictive, exciting, thrilling, stunning, entertaining, satisfying, ..

LOL at the guys expression, "I just had an orgasm and so will you .."

 

[Hobo Elf]

I honestly had no idea what the hell the dude was saying. It just sounded like he was saying buzz word after buzz word. That, and the way he presented this review made it feel more like an Ad.

 

[larpingdude18]

halo 1 was one of the first games i ever played. the halo series will always have a special place in my heart.

 

[CrimHead]

lol.

 

[Ulminati]

My eyes glazed over pretty quickly. I grabbed Halo 3 ages ago on a sale to see what all the fuss was about. I never thought I'd be writing these words, but it's basicallyy a slightly inferior version of Gears of War. (I feel dirty having typed that). This new game - judging from the paid Gamespot advertizement linked in OP - seems to be exactly the same, but with added horse armor. Hardly worth investing in a full-priced game for that.

 

[Multidirectional]

"lazerbeak0000
Posted Sep 14, 2010 6:35 am PT

Halo is the most powerful game out there.It just feels powerful.HALO IS XBOX and XBOX is HALO."

:D Apparently HALO can get you really high.

 

[Exmit]

played halo 1 on pc only , just an ordinary fps

 

[Angthoron]

What does "the most fully featured game on the consoles today" even mean?

 

[MetalCraze]

It means that in this game you also have to move from time to time, not just play firing range mini-game 99% of the time from behind some box.

This is really innovative for console gamers.

Oh but don't laugh at them - maybe in another 10-15 years weapons in console games will start to have ballistics so there is hope.

 

[Exmit]

What does "the most fully featured game on the consoles today" even mean?

it means 'you have to buy it'

 

[Angthoron]

It means that in this game you also have to move from time to time, not just play firing range mini-game 99% of the time from behind some box.

This is really innovative for console gamers.

Oh but don't laugh at them - maybe in another 10-15 years weapons in console games will start to have ballistics so there is hope.

What? But Mafia Wars and other Facebook minigames have already moved into the future and removed such arbitrary things as ballistics completely and definitively. Besides, there won't be any need to have any understanding of ballistics in the future anyway as all the weapons will be just like they show them in movies and Halo games.