Brofisting is for fags

[Melcar]

June is Brofist Multi-headed Cow month. Every post you see made by Multi-headed Cow MUST be brofisted. Anyone who has not brofisted all of his posts by the end of the month will be banned.

What if I am against fisting for religious purposes?

 

[Utgard-Loki]

what if i can't fist people?

i am fistless.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I am abstaining because this would devalue my prior, sincere fistings of MHC.

 

[SlavemasterT]

Is the last clause supposed to read "Anyone who has not brofisted all of his posts THAT THEY HAVE SEEN, AND WHICH THEY ARE ABLE TO BROFIST, by the end of the month will be banned" ? Because otherwise, it makes no sense; the first part implies that you have to brofist only those posts of his that you see, and in some of the forums (at least GD and Retardo Land, that I'm aware of) there isn't an ability to brofist in the first place.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

What's going on in this thread?

 

[Menckenstein]

You want me to do what?

 

[circ]

I want you to scratch your nose.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

I had something like 250 alerts when I hopped on the Codex today. This is an obscene amount of fisting.

 

[Melcar]

That guy is creepy. Is that his foot?

 

[Excidium]

I saw that dude's motivational, it's p. touching ;_;

 

[Johannes]

Have not seen any yet, since the notification.

Edit - except now this thread.

 

[Morkar Left]

Everybody who reads this thread should brofist Melcar!

 

[Sceptic]

Reported OP for blatant brofist harvesting.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I saw that dude's motivational, it's p. touching ;_;

I feel so sorry for him. It's why I wish to work on helping achieve technology that could craft him legs and arms.

 

[Kane]

You want me to do what?

who's that?

 

[King Crispy]

That dude probably gets more pussy than I do.

 

[Kane]

That dude probably gets more pussy than I do.

he also looks better.

 

[Azalin]

That dude probably gets more pussy than I do.

Jaesun probably gets more pussy than you do

 

[King Crispy]

He's already told us that, dumbass.

 

[LundB]

You want me to do what?

who's that?

Nick Vujicic. He has no limbs and doesn't give a fuck. Possibly because he makes good money as a speaker.

 

[Kane]

Possibly because he makes good money as a speaker.

It's not like he could possibly do something else.

 

[Melcar]

The fisting.

 

[LundB]

Possibly because he makes good money as a speaker.

It's not like he could possibly do something else.

Bro don't undermine me, this is Codex. I had to add some edginess to my post, or I'd be ripped to shreds faster than a wholesome white woman surrounded by machete rape gangs.

 

[EG]

Has more mobility than I'd expect of a torso. I wonder how greatly his acceptance of this is a result of being born with it, rather than some freak lawnmower accident.

. . . The fuck is the point of this thread, though?

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

I wonder how greatly his acceptance of this is a result of being born with it, rather than some freak lawnmower accident.

I know of a painter who offed himself after a car crash turned his vision b&w and a musician who did the same after going deaf. And those are just a couple anecdotal memories in what is probably an ocean of suicidal sadness. It's something I ponder often myself. *shudders*

Also: ban melcar for creating a nothingthread.