Bioware's latest genre-defining masterpiece released

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Of course you didn't, you've never posted before.
Hurhurhurhur.

 

[Fat Dragon]

"Pac Man Chronicles: The Darkening"
"Luigi's Rehab Adventure"
"Mario On Parole : The Killing List"

 

[BethesdaLove]

It runs in no$gba.

 

[WhiskyWolf]

Chances are, even NO$GBA won't be able to run this very well. It runs Ace Attorney, but... well, Ace Attorney is basically a GBA game with a second screen. I don't think it copes with more... intensive games very well.

I didn't say it will run for SURE.

butthurt IGN'er detected.

You FAIL at reading the "Joined" date. To tell the truth I'm WhiskeyWolfs very obvious alt.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Chances are, even NO$GBA won't be able to run this very well. It runs Ace Attorney, but... well, Ace Attorney is basically a GBA game with a second screen. I don't think it copes with more... intensive games very well.

I didn't say it will run for SURE.

butthurt IGN'er detected.

You FAIL at reading the "Joined" date. To tell the truth I'm WhiskeyWolfs very obvious alt.

No your not.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

HOLY SHIT!

 

[Pastel]

So how is Whiskey different from Whisky anyway?

 

[WhiskyWolf]

Chances are, even NO$GBA won't be able to run this very well. It runs Ace Attorney, but... well, Ace Attorney is basically a GBA game with a second screen. I don't think it copes with more... intensive games very well.

I didn't say it will run for SURE.

butthurt IGN'er detected.

You FAIL at reading the "Joined" date. To tell the truth I'm WhiskeyWolfs very obvious alt.

No your not.

Yes I am.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Shut up.

 

[JarlFrank]

So how is Whiskey different from Whisky anyway?

Whiskey is the correct form of writing it, because the Irish invented whiskey.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

So how are the levels in that there new Bioware DS Sonic game then, fellas? I'm actually interested.

 

[Spectacle]

Is this for real? Sonic and the "Dark Brotherhood"?? This entire thread is faked and photoshopped, right?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I demand to have an answer to this MYSTARY. Is Whiskey having a DRAMA with himself or is something more sinister is afoot?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

So how are the levels in that there new Bioware DS Sonic game then, fellas? I'm actually interested.

As I said in the OP, they're pretty bad. Beautiful, but really fucking annoying to get around in - invisible walls, annoying barriers, one ledge allowing you to jump up while the one beside it and identical to it doesn't give you the option, and so on.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Oh fuck, and I told my boss I wanted to review it.

 

[PennyAnte]

I haven't used my ds in a long ass time as it is.

I think CivRev is actually pretty good - definitely a condensed "lite" version of Civ, but an enjoyable one, made moreso by the fact that it's mobile and games resolve faster. There's also the replayability factor; it's not a game you "finish," so that's a plus. Overall I like it much better than Advance Wars.

I also like Lego Star Wars complete for the cute factor ... but somehow I doubt that cute counts for much with most Codexers .

RPGwise I've been trying to enjoy The World Ends With You but I just can't get into it ... I'm kind of allergic to JRPGs as it is, having never liked one that I played (except Phantom Dust if you want to even call that an RPG), and TWEWY is proving to be no different.

So that's one thumbs up anyway.

 

[Radisshu]

Well I liked Sonic & Knuckles.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yeah, well, you're ugly!! Haha, take THAT!! You're ugly and have bad taste in Sonic the Hedgehog-games!

No seriously, S&K was pretty good the first levels.

 

[Radisshu]

Yeah, well, you're ugly!! Haha, take THAT!! You're ugly and have bad taste in Sonic the Hedgehog-games!

No seriously, S&K was pretty good the first levels.

I mostly remember the epic fight against some mecha sonic thing, who I think was the final boss for Sonic. Sonic & Knuckles is the newest Sonic game I've played though, luckily.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Sonic 3 and Knuckles, you bitches. The way it's meant to be played.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Then do yourself a favour and don't play anything after S&K. Especially stay away from the games on the next-gen consoles.

Admiral Rimjob: Yeah yeah yeah, Sonic 3 and Knuckles. Whatever. Lick my ass!

 

[Radisshu]

I'd like to play Shadow of the Colossus & Knuckles.

 

[cutterjohn]

Sonic 3 and Knuckles, you bitches. The way it's meant to be played.

Did you actually buy this?

Anyways playing teh evuh teh kiddie childuhs Disgaea myself... too bad that Shin Megami Tensei is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Disgaegayness PLUS more teh evuhlness!

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

So, uh.
I finished the game. It was terrible. Every chapter after 5 or 6 only has one enemy encounter/type, except for the ones that have two.
But the ending.
Well.

Sonic and crew escape from the exploding evil dimension place thing, and get back into the real world, where Eggman shoots down their ship. All well and good.
Then a dialogue scene starts.

"Wow! Do you believe that ending?"
"Seriously!"
"I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of things... if we manage to survive that crash!"
"Good point. I guess we'll have to wait for the next episode."
"What should we do in the meantime?"
"We can talk about the team that created this game!"
"This game was developed by Bioware. Did you know Bioware was founded by a pair of doctors?"
"Doctors AND game developers? No way!"

It advertised Dragon Age at me, too.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Then a dialogue scene starts.

"Wow! Do you believe that ending?"
"Seriously!"
"I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of things... if we manage to survive that crash!"
"Good point. I guess we'll have to wait for the next episode."
"What should we do in the meantime?"
"We can talk about the team that created this game!"
"This game was developed by Bioware. Did you know Bioware was founded by a pair of doctors?"
"Doctors AND game developers? No way!"

Two questions: Is this for real? And why is it for real, if it is for real?