Company News BioWare Working on Small Secret Project with Failbetter Games

[Lhynn]

I think BW could use some pointers regarding failing better.
They've been failing rather awfully as of late.

Badum tish

 

[crawlkill]

Trying to threaten a quarrelsome person with a lawsuit, what kind of bullshit is that? I guess someone has problems comprehending free speech.

the really sad part is that the only criticism I've -ever- leveled at them past a "it's gotten boring" level is over that one bad support request I was sarcastically referring to, and even in light of that I've still encouraged double digits of people to go try it out (not that it ever stuck). I still would, to this day! just, y'know, be careful, because their top man is a little nuts in an interactive way.

 

[LESS T_T]

Available in Early Access on June 17th 2014.

0:17

Spoiler

 

[Angthoron]

0:57

Romance your officers

Oh BioWare.

Also, holy fuck, this is combining sailing AND sex. What will happen when you do both wrong? I must know, I must find out.

 

[Crooked Bee]

"Romance your officers"

indeed.

EDIT: Damn you Angthoron.

 

[clemens]

"Romance your officers"

Then, "eat your crew"...



When you thought Bioware could not push it any further...

 

[Decado]

Lmao. They just can't help themselves. It is pathological.

forever!

 

[FeelTheRads]

What will happen when you do both wrong? I must know, I must find out.

Likely the abyss will gaze into you.

 

[Morality Games]

Reminds me of John from Thomas Was Alone.

"Bioware liked these little indie studios. He felt like it was important to his image he be seen helping them."

 

[Explorerbc]

Wait, I thought this was their own project announced long ago, and that Bioware was supposed to be working with them on a different game.

 

[markec]

Cant wait to play with my cabin boy.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Can I romance my officer and then eat her?

Just asking.
Out of curiosity.

 

[Delterius]

"Romance your officers"

Then, "eat your crew"...



When you thought Bioware could not push it any further...

Eating in portuguese can be interpreted as a pun-slang-neologism for sex. Huehuehuehue.

 

[V_K]

Can I romance my officer and then eat her?

Only her pussy, probably.

 

[Scruffy]

but can i eat her and then romance (what's left of) her?

 

[tuluse]

but can i eat her and then romance (what's left of) her?

So you're saying you want to slurp shit.

 

[Scruffy]

So you're saying you want to slurp turds.

fixed

 

[set]

So the ship just floats around? I didn't see anything happening. There didn't seem to be anything that was being simulated... What's there to manage? The entire trailer was it just moving around. The music was moody but that's about it...

Well, it's not like games need gameplay.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

There's been word of publishers looking to invest in smaller projects, most likely because it's the only way out of the corner they've painted themselves in by raping IPs and studios.

So, maybe this is an experiment in breeding future rape victims?

 

[Oesophagus]

At least it's an original idea, don't see any awesome buttan anywhere

 

[Haba]

"Discovered Gaider's Mourn"
"Discovered Massey's Shaft!"

'k

 

[Shannow]

So the ship just floats around? I didn't see anything happening. There didn't seem to be anything that was being simulated... What's there to manage? The entire trailer was it just moving around. The music was moody but that's about it...

Well, it's not like games need gameplay.

This. Especially after "battle sea monsters"...
I mean, apart from the "Romance your food" thing, the game looks like it could be good. But to even prliminarily judge that, you'd need at least a little gameplay.

Also:
"Gaiders Mourn"

 

[Volourn]

It's an 'exploration' video. I'm assuming there's more to it. On the site they have pics of other non ship stuff.

 

[set]

I don't assume anything about games anymore. If I don't see it happen I don't believe it can.

 

[Volourn]

Then check the site. L0L

Not that i really care sicne the game looks rather meh.