Bethesda's showcase will be SHIT

[Drakortha]

Why? Because Bethesda are bedshitters. That's why.

Another year has gone by and in less than 24 hours another showcase from Bedshitter Softworks will be up on our screens. What will we see?

Well, of course all of our favorite Youtube shills have been doing the hard work informing us for months now that a New Vegas 2 is quite possible. You know, something that people tangibly want and have been asking for. And so this showcase is something you don't want to miss!




This is how pathetic they are to get people to watch their shitty showcase, where all they have to show is;

Fallout 76 that no Fallout fan wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.
Elder Scrolls Online that no Elder Scrolls fan wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.
Starfield that nobody at all wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.

"But you better tune into our next segment because there is a tiny tiny (smaller than a grain of sand) possibility we might hint that we are developing something that someone fucking wants and we won't shit the bed this time" ~ Bedshitter Softworks.

 

[quixotic]

Everybody who’s seen gameplay footage of Starfield already knows this. It looks like a Fallout 4 conversion mod.

 

[Fedora Master]

Sky blue
Water wet
Bethesda bad
Todd a liar

 

[Drakortha]

Sky blue
Water wet
Bethesda bad
Todd a liar

It's much worse than that.

 

[EtcEtcEtc]

Fallout New Vegas 2! By Bethesda!

Plot: After the events of New Vegas, all the dudes from the East Coast come West - DC Super Mutants kill all those pussy ass NV mutants, also there's like 50 more Garys, you like gary right? Settlement building! Minutemen come, but this time they're rangers!

We got it all!

I'll still play it though.

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

When people say they want New Vegas 2, they're imagining a game that has the same strengths in design, writing and world building that made the original stand out compared to the Bethesda Fallout games. But Bethesda is not capable of making such a game. They never were, and the people at Obsidian who were are mostly gone now.

What we would get instead is a game with all the failings of Fallout 4, plus some new ones for good measure, only set in the Mojave.

 

[NecroLord]

I expect another walking simulator, wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle.

 

[RobotSquirrel]

New Vegas 2 is quite possible.

without Chris Avellone's writing the entire thing will be crap. I don't get why anyone would be excited for this.

 

[quixotic]

I don't get why anyone would be excited for this.

Ignorance. They think the Obsidian of today is the same as the one that existed a decade ago.

 

[TheDeveloperDude]

Skyrim is great.
In the beginning (tutorial) you are a prisoner and travel on a horse drawn carriage.
The horse went to the house and we can't go any further.

 

[RobotSquirrel]

Ignorance. They think the Obsidian of today is the same as the one that existed a decade ago.

The only person left is Sawyer and I really doubt he'd produce gold if Todd Howard was directly in control of him. We know that Todd is an idiot when it comes to writers hence why Fallout 4 came out out the way it did.
Who'd even want this lol.

 

[scytheavatar]

Wait, there's no chance Obsidian is involved in a New Vegas 2, correct? Don't they already have a buttload of projects announced for a studio which is not that big in the first place?

If Bethesda is involved then things are even worse cause it means they are probably prioritizing this project ahead of Elder Scrolls 6. At that point I would suspect Elder Scrolls 6 becomes vaporware.

 

[Angthoron]

Wait, there's no chance Obsidian is involved in a New Vegas 2, correct? Don't they already have a buttload of projects announced for a studio which is not that big in the first place?

If Bethesda is involved then things are even worse cause it means they are probably prioritizing this project ahead of Elder Scrolls 6. At that point I would suspect Elder Scrolls 6 becomes vaporware.

Oh noooooo

 

[Infinitron]

Wait, there's no chance Obsidian is involved in a New Vegas 2, correct?

Josh Sawyer does need a new project to work on. Doesn't necessarily have to be released anytime soon.

 

[EtcEtcEtc]

Wait, there's no chance Obsidian is involved in a New Vegas 2, correct? Don't they already have a buttload of projects announced for a studio which is not that big in the first place?

If Bethesda is involved then things are even worse cause it means they are probably prioritizing this project ahead of Elder Scrolls 6. At that point I would suspect Elder Scrolls 6 becomes vaporware.

InExile.

I'd actually be up for that. Wasteland 3 was good.

 

[Maxie]

if skyrim 6 is delayed any longer im gonna snap

 

[duskvile]

Wait, there's no chance Obsidian is involved in a New Vegas 2, correct? Don't they already have a buttload of projects announced for a studio which is not that big in the first place?

I wish they make some new IP and groundbreaking game than. Maybe Fallout but in distant future,on another planet or something which they haven't done before like some horror RPG similar to Dead space.

 

[Drakortha]

Fallout 76 DLC, Elder Scrolls Online DLC, and Starfield. Bethesda shit the bed again, folks.

Now we can look forward to next year when they turn the hype up to 11 with Starfield DLC!! Whoa!!!

Don't surprise us or anything, Todd. Just keep doing what you're doing. Keeps expectations at rock bottom. Safer that way.

And can someone please tell Todd to stop wearing those bangle bead wristbands. It's cringe as fuck how he tries to present himself as some grounded cool dude who's on our level, man. Fuck off with that used car salesman bullshit!!

 

[frajaq]

Bethesda and Microsoft won

 

[EtcEtcEtc]

Bethesda and Microsoft won

Won what?

 

[Drakortha]

Bethesda and Microsoft won

Won what?

Who can spend the most money on marketing award.

 

[EtcEtcEtc]

Bethesda and Microsoft won

Won what?

Who can spend the most money on marketing award.

Right? cause they didn't win E3, cause it don't exist anymore.

Also the whole concept of "winning" a game event by showing trailers for games, many of which are not even exclusive to Microsoft platforms - and any of which could turn out to be absolute ass - surely isn't still a thing right?

The only company that has "won" any of this shit in the last 15 years was when Sony put the nail in XBOX One's coffin by saying the PS4 would allow used games and not force you to be online. Everything else is just hype trailers for games that may suck, and also may not even exist in five years.

 

[tritosine2k]

Man Carmack was so right leaving this -d mess behind its near unbelievable.

Fallout 76 that no Fallout fan wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.
Elder Scrolls Online that no Elder Scrolls fan wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.
Starfield that nobody at all wanted or will ever give a shit about, EVER.

On the plus side if it wasn't obvious by F76 that even F4 was a fluke in midst of

now it will be glaringly obvious.

 

[duskvile]

Bethesda and Microsoft won

Todd wins always.

 

[King Crispy]

Guys, Bethesda will make shit. I *HATE* Bethesda. They ALWAYS make shit.

WHY?!? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE SHIT?!? I CAN'T *STAND* THESE GUYS!@ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO MANY YEARS FOR BETHESDA TO MAKE A GOOD GAME AND THEY STILL HAVEN'T! WGHY#!?

I HATE YOU TOFDF! SEND ME BAKC MY PANTIES< NOW!