NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Lemming42]

 

[Darth Roxor]

 

[evdk]

Is using the Van Buren Main Menu screenshot as a background part of the joke?

 

[racofer]

They don't know the difference.

 

[Luzur]

if you have never even tried every game in a series you will never be considered a fan of it.

 

[Xeon]

So are you going to play a Fallout Kinect dancing game if Bethsaida made it to call yourself a "true" fan?

 

[Luzur]

So are you going to play a Fallout Kinect dancing game if Bethsaida made it to call yourself a "true" fan?

would it be considered a part of the original series?

 

[Lemming42]

So are you going to play a Fallout Kinect dancing game if Bethsaida made it to call yourself a "true" fan?

Hey, I wouldn't need any motivation to play a Fallout Kinect dancing game. I'd be all over that in an instant.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Is using the Van Buren Main Menu screenshot as a background part of the joke?

Yeah. In those "confession" sites, the background image is usually chosen by the website owner-manager guy.

 

[StaticSpine]

though this is kinda sad

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Bioware confessions are much better.

Yes, you can dock with any ship in Bioware game.

 

[Horus]

I really don't want to meet his friends.

 

[Angthoron]

I like how ME needs to be played through two or more times to be properly understood.

Also, what the hell is a ship war?

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

I like how ME needs to be played through two or more times to be properly understood.

Also, what the hell is a ship war?

Fans of various pairing shitting on each other and their waifus.

 

[Zewp]

Shipping has something to do with pairing characters in fanfic smut, as far as I understand. I've never understood where exactly the term came from.

 

[Angthoron]

I like how ME needs to be played through two or more times to be properly understood.

Also, what the hell is a ship war?

Fans of various pairing shitting on each other and their waifus.

I thought there was plenty of that in BioWare fanbase.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Also, what the hell is a ship war?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShipToShipCombat

 

[Lemming42]

It's not "kind of stupid", it's VERY stupid.

Fucking hell if people actually learn social skills from Bioware games. Surely emulating Shepard/Hawke would make you say completely disjointed and idiotic statements? Maybe everyone's just pitying him because they think he has autism.

Shipping has something to do with pairing characters in fanfic smut, as far as I understand. I've never understood where exactly the term came from.

I always thought it came from "relationship". As in "relationshipping".

 

[Whisky]

Mass Effect helped my social skills. I now know that saying, "I should go," works as a goodbye in every situation. Also, there are only three choices to make in any conversation and no matter what, the same thing happens.

 

[groke]

You can dock with any ship in Bioware game.

This should be the tagline for every Bioware game from now to eternity.

 

[Zewp]

I always thought it came from "relationship". As in "relationshipping".

That actually makes a lot of sense.

 

[Delterius]

Bioware confessions are much better.

Someone wasn't there for the First War of Miranda's Ass, which dismantled the Romance forums. What a newfag.

 

[evdk]

Bioware confessions are much better.

Someone wasn't there for the First War of Miranda's Ass, which dismantled the Romance forums. What a newfag.

That what now did what now?

 

[Delterius]

When you dig deeper than Nessus itself you'll notice 2000+ threads about BioWare's waifus. One of these, dedicated to one Miranda, is notable amongst even those for closing in on 4000 pages. Apparently, this one thread was so (in the words of Master Writer Gaider himself) toxic that 'the forum is now closed'.

 

[AngryEddy]

How serious was the conversation before that? Maybe you just got downrepped for shitposting.

Nah, GOG forums are well known to be pretty shitty.