NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Jools]

Wow, Bio boards have produced something deliberately funny and pretty entertaining.

Hi guys

I know I'm new to the forum so I hope you don't mind me sharing this with you, it's a song I made about Commander Shepard.

Hope you enjoy it! Also if anyone knows how to embed let me know, couldn't find it in the FAQ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeY-2ovpF9c

I expected true horrors, but the song's alright, pretty funny. Of course, he's new there. They won't be long in sucking the life out of him.

Wow. That is quite funny. Good intro for someone "new". The song also feels very David Bowie-y. Good job anyway. Made me lol at this hour in the morning, which is quite a feat.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeY-2ovpF9c

Heh, that was better than anything BioWare has ever done - or ever will, all things considered - put together.
I kinda like it, it's catchy.

 

[Luzur]

Mass Effect 3 theme song?

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Catchy. :fightlikeakroganrunlikealeopard:

 

[Peter]

Catchy. :fightlikeakroganrunlikealeopard:

 

[Jaesun]

That actually wasn't that bad. :shock:

Anyways back to The Prize

Jacob <3

 

[racofer]

You really loved that one uh, Jaesun!

 

[Jaesun]

Of course! <3 Jacob <3

 

[Black]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... /6216522/1

 

[Jaesun]

Why does everyone have enough cleavage to drop a dog in , Except my character!

 

[XenomorphII]

...we are staffed entirely by teenaged boys and drunk fraternity brothers.

I know he's kidding but at the same time this explains so much about Bio's recent "RPGs".

 

[Jaesun]

...we are staffed entirely by teenaged boys and drunk fraternity brothers.

I know he's kidding but at the same time this explains so much about Bio's recent "RPGs".

THAT would explain A LOT actually.

 

[chzr]

Why does everyone have enough cleavage to drop a dog in , Except my character!

well, p. much this.

 

[Peter]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon- ... 306-1.html

 

[Radisshu]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/The-Chicks-are-Chicksthank-u-Bio-6162306-1.html

Yeah, women chopping darkspawns to bits using huge two-handed swords shouldn't be butch.

EDIT:

That's a pair of breasts, not an ass, Bioware Social Forums.

 

[Xor]

...we are staffed entirely by teenaged boys and drunk fraternity brothers.

I know he's kidding but at the same time this explains so much about Bio's recent "RPGs".

Teenage boys, drunk fraternity brothers, and horny fat chicks.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/The-Chicks-are-Chicksthank-u-Bio-6162306-1.html

What.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Some faggot infiltrated the Codex and stole my 'Dat Ass' Hawke image.

Bros, there's a spy among us

 

[Peter]

But Darth. Spy is you.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/The-Chicks-are-Chicksthank-u-Bio-6162306-1.html

Yeah, women chopping darkspawns to bits using huge two-handed swords shouldn't be butch.

EDIT:

That's a pair of breasts, not an ass, Bioware Social Forums.

I wouldn't expect a Bioboarder to know female anatomy. :D

 

[sgc_meltdown]

OH YEAH WE'RE BACK ON TRACK
http://gamasutra.com/view/news/33224/Bi ... y_RPGs.php

People are ready for deeper role-playing video games -- the problem is that a lot of them just don't know it yet, according to BioWare's Dragon Age II lead designer Mike Laidlaw.

"For me, I guess, fundamentally, there are more people who are ready to play RPGs than realize it," he said in a new Gamasutra interview.

"These are people who will play FarmVille," he added. "These are people who have shot enough people in the head that they've leveled up in Medal of Honor. They've gained XP and have received awards as a result. That's an RPG mechanic. They've played [Grand Theft Auto] San Andreas and they've run enough, and gotten buff enough, that their endurance is a higher. They've leveled."

Laidlaw continued, "It's honestly on RPGs to try to figure out how to take the mechanics that people are actually loving in other genres and say, 'No, no, no. We had those years ago, but we understand that they kind of were scary.'"

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"I mean there were decisions that we made as a team that said, 'Okay, this is, I think, more welcoming,'" said Laidlaw. "Not 'dumbed down' or anything like that, but welcoming."

 

[DraQ]

People are ready for deeper role-playing video games

Yes.

the problem is that a lot of them just don't know it yet

Yes.

according to BioWare's Dragon Age II lead designer Mike Laidlaw.

No.

Yes.

 

[hoverdog]

DIE DIE DIE FUCKER DIE

LAIDLOW IM COMING FOR YOU YOU BETTER LAY LOW

 

[Mangoose]

Meh... Bethesda forum lulz (especially summer) were better than Bioware's.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Plenty of evidence that Bioware is upping their game though bro.

 

[Jaesun]

These are people who will play FarmVille.

I have no words....