NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[G.O.D]

Yeah I figured it was Scandinavian, but wasn't sure which language it would be :D.

There actually are more good videos on his channel, but i'm not going to clog up the thread with them. Here are a few more.

 

[evdk]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/25/5431382/the-internet-is-fucked

I know it's now a gaming site per se, but it seems like the relevant thread. The Verge has an article saying "The Internet is f*****". What kind of supposedly respectable publication publishes a gross swear word right on the front page?

Plenty of prestigious magazines do.

 

[Luzur]

i like Dahlia

 

[GreyViper]

Its finally here, I recall RK47 posting a trailer about Rambo the game on this thread. but who knew this POS turned out to be QTE riddled RAIL SHOOTER.:D

Having watched the game and the review I cant help laughing how bad it is in a corny way. The repeating soundtrack and voices"Hes not a god but a man comrade", "Hes not a god but a man comrade","Hes not a god but a man comrade","Hes not a god but a man comrade","Hes not a god but a man comrade" infinitude.
I think someone here should play it and tell us if it really is a torture to play and end it with the "Nam you weren't there man".

 

[G.O.D]

i like Dahlia

I'm more of an Orchid enthusiast .

 

[Luzur]

 

[Night Goat]

Dat melon atronach...

 

[G.O.D]

Skyrim: The game that keeps on giving (with a little help of the creepy fanbase). Thanks Todd!

 

[ghostdog]

Skyrim modding at it's 'best'. Love the mudcrab though.

Amazing. This is like Twin Peaks meets Dumb and Dumber. A vast improvement over the banality of the original. Crappy commenter doesn't appreciate this, obv an incurable bethtard.

10/10

 

[Curious_Tongue]

The voice acting is surprisingly good.

Much better than what Bethesda accomplished.

"Glitterbitch": "It's an ambush. . . Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge". Yeah gotta say, that ws brilliant.

 

[anus_pounder]

 

[RK47]

Amazing

 

[tyrannosaurus rex]

What a bunch of hypocrites.

But what can you expect from jews?

 

[RK47]

 

[LundB]

Meanwhile the console version is apparently censored in the entirety of the Middle East, Africa, and Europe regions. Among the censored bits are the abortion and anal probe scene. Funny that Europeans love to get all smug about Kwan prudishness, yet it's the Kwans who get the uncensored version.

 

[G.O.D]

(video)

Skyrim modding at it's 'best'. Love the mudcrab though.

Amazing. This is like Twin Peaks meets Dumb and Dumber. A vast improvement over the banality of the original. Crappy commenter doesn't appreciate this, obv an incurable bethtard.

10/10

Sure, the mod has some interesting and enjoyable bits. But in all fairness I think some of the comments are in place. Especially comments on bugs and some of the voice acting.

The voice acting is surprisingly good.

Much better than what Bethesda accomplished.

"Glitterbitch": "It's an ambush. . . Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge". Yeah gotta say, that ws brilliant.

Touchè . Though if you wouldn't expect much of the VA in Skyrim, you wouldn't be greatly disappointed. In the end it's a big improvement.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Lol, that guy at the end

 

[Delterius]

That channel is Heaven!

 

[Turjan]

Funny that Europeans love to get all smug about Kwan prudishness, yet it's the Kwans who get the uncensored version.

It's not really anything surprising about this, as an American game doesn't contain anything that gets censored in the US from the point it's conceptualized. I would assume that the abortion scene contains some gore for it to get censored, or doesn't it? Or it's lazy censoring, like one censored version for all countries.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

After making this video I drank fifty poitions of cure venereal disease.

REMOVE TALOS

THALMOR STRONG

 

[bot]

Meanwhile the console version is apparently censored in the entirety of the Middle East, Africa, and Europe regions. Among the censored bits are the abortion and anal probe scene. Funny that Europeans love to get all smug about Kwan prudishness, yet it's the Kwans who get the uncensored version.

All of the series-defining humour has already been pre-censored in the TV series themselves. So no wonder that what they are left with to make a game adaptation from is KWA-approved.

Example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_controversies#Censorship_of_the_depiction_of_Muhammad

 

[Linden]

These are way more catchy than I anticipated.





(Excuse the Oblivion.)

 

[corvus]

 

[Humanity has risen!]

This South Park game should be banned for obscenity and the ones involved put in jail.

 

[evdk]

This South Park game should be banned for obscenity and the ones involved put in jail.

Now, now, that's too obvious. Nuance, my dear, nuance. The light touch always wins.